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tornupbiker

tornupbiker

Bellingham, WA
April 2005

APR 30, 2005 07:58 PM

first date in a long time! I met a girl last night and we are hooking up later tonight. so it's not really a date but more of a going to hang out with poeple thing. But i don't care because it's been a while and i'm stoked! so wish me luck that i don't act like a complete tard (like i usually do) and screw this up.
thanks

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

APR 30, 2005 08:03 PM

good luck. Don't jizz in her eye.

westnilevirus

westnilevirus

Canada
April 2005

APR 30, 2005 08:05 PM

I, on the other hand, must firmly recommend the jizzing of the eye. Good luck!

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

APR 30, 2005 08:06 PM

Good luck! smile

Walker

Walker

Redmond, OR
March 2005

APR 30, 2005 08:09 PM

Good luck

Helena

Helena

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

APR 30, 2005 08:09 PM

westnilevirus said:
I, on the other hand, must firmly recommend the jizzing of the eye. Good luck!



i concur. go for the eye!

MisterGraves

MisterGraves

Portland, OR
November 2003

APR 30, 2005 08:09 PM

That's got to hurt.

SexyBeast

SexyBeast

Covington, LA
July 2004

APR 30, 2005 08:11 PM

Goodluck! Give her a dirty sanchez.

MarginWalker2002

MarginWalker2002

San Diego, CA
April 2004

APR 30, 2005 08:11 PM

Helena said:

westnilevirus said:
I, on the other hand, must firmly recommend the jizzing of the eye. Good luck!



i concur. go for the eye!



Or the ear. In the ear is always a good place.

Yo_La_Jimbo

Yo_La_Jimbo

Miami, FL
December 2004

APR 30, 2005 08:16 PM

Don't do it, it's a trap!

Okay then, good luck. smile

tornupbiker

tornupbiker

Bellingham, WA
April 2005

APR 30, 2005 08:19 PM

FridgeMagnet said:
good luck. Don't jizz in her eye.



wouldn't be hard...she's 5' even
short cute little thing....crap i'm going to mess this up bad
frown

Jimbo

Jimbo

Austin, TX
August 2003

APR 30, 2005 08:22 PM

do stuff that i would do.. and somethings I wouldn't wink

jedichris27

jedichris27

Highland, CA
January 2005

APR 30, 2005 08:25 PM

Good luck man

jedichris27

jedichris27

Highland, CA
January 2005

APR 30, 2005 08:25 PM

Good luck man

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

APR 30, 2005 08:30 PM

tornupbiker said:

FridgeMagnet said:
good luck. Don't jizz in her eye.



wouldn't be hard...she's 5' even
short cute little thing....crap i'm going to mess this up bad
frown



No you aren't. You're going to impress her with you mad skillz and turn her little heart into sunshine that will warm you both for many years to come. Or something.

pandamonium

pandamonium

Woodstock, GA
April 2004

APR 30, 2005 08:40 PM

westnilevirus said:
I, on the other hand, must firmly recommend the jizzing of the eye. Good luck!



no, no. that burns.

go for the feet. or so i've heard.

westnilevirus

westnilevirus

Canada
April 2005

APR 30, 2005 08:46 PM

Helena said:

westnilevirus said:
I, on the other hand, must firmly recommend the jizzing of the eye. Good luck!



i concur. go for the eye!



Sooo... How's it going? wink

Viscount_Slick

Viscount_Slick

Cambodia
October 2004

APR 30, 2005 08:49 PM

best of luck!

Kosomot

kosomot

Pompano Beach, FL
November 2003

APR 30, 2005 08:52 PM

tornupbiker said:

FridgeMagnet said:
good luck. Don't jizz in her eye.



wouldn't be hard...she's 5' even
short cute little thing....crap i'm going to mess this up bad
frown


That's the spirit.

datsun

datsun

Richmond, CA
October 2004

APR 30, 2005 08:53 PM

good luck! keep us posted!

Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

APR 30, 2005 08:55 PM

dates are for pussies. good luck.

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

APR 30, 2005 09:06 PM

Remember, it's never to early to bring up your healthy fetish for girls in penguin costumes.

tornupbiker

tornupbiker

Bellingham, WA
April 2005

APR 30, 2005 09:28 PM

FridgeMagnet said:
[No you aren't. You're going to impress her with you mad skillz and turn her little heart into sunshine that will warm you both for many years to come. Or something.




or somthing is right!
thanks for the support dudes and chicks!

i don't know why i'm so freakin nerve racked about this. I'm usually chill, but for some reason i'm going nuts trying to not be a spaz....shit i have to take off in like 10min!!!!

pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

APR 30, 2005 09:39 PM

good luck, but u should masturbate like 2, 3 times before. Just so u dont do anything foolish.

pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

APR 30, 2005 09:40 PM

I masturbate 2, 3 times a night, even if i don't have a date, and it works out juuust fine. wink

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