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APR 26, 2005 08:48 PM
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APR 26, 2005 10:31 PM
FridgeMagnet said:
I was just going to say, I'm pretty sure MisterSatan can marry people. Now how would I know that? Who am i? And why do I have a safe deposit box filled with passports? Who has that? And why do I know seventeen different ways to kill a man with a salad fork? WHO AM I???
My Dream 
APR 26, 2005 10:35 PM
Wow, a little Jason Bourne riff and I'm money. 
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MrsHateYourself
I'm lost
November 2004
APR 27, 2005 01:34 AM
I_Poop_Too_Much
I'm lost
February 2004
APR 27, 2005 04:55 AM
MisterSatan said:
MollyMcLashes said:
So, I am to marry the man I love at my favorite spot EVER which I refer to as 'My Park'. It is a gorgeous area mere blocks away from downtown Murderapolis so you get a perfect view of the skyline.. yet it is just on the river, with many trees and open spaces. I am curious if anyone might know who I would speak to about like.. arranging that? Also.. we are both not Christian, so my next question would be.. how to get a justice of the peace or someone with an equal legal right to marry us out to said park. Any ideas?
I'm an ordained minister; I can officiate.
Well, we're not religious, but hey-if you're seriously offering, FUCK YEA I'd pay to fly you out to MN. 
.....bring all your fun friends. 
APR 27, 2005 05:10 AM
tomahto said:
I can marry people, technically. I haven't yet used this power, except to marry my friend to a vibrator once.
I think I saw that video, actually.
APR 27, 2005 08:23 AM
APR 27, 2005 08:37 AM
MollyMcLashes said:
So, I am to marry the man I love at my favorite spot EVER which I refer to as 'My Park'. It is a gorgeous area mere blocks away from downtown Murderapolis so you get a perfect view of the skyline.. yet it is just on the river, with many trees and open spaces. I am curious if anyone might know who I would speak to about like.. arranging that? Also.. we are both not Christian, so my next question would be.. how to get a justice of the peace or someone with an equal legal right to marry us out to said park. Any ideas?
i think !!!he!!! can marry you
APR 27, 2005 08:44 AM
I_Poop_Too_Much
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February 2004
APR 27, 2005 08:50 AM
bluevalentine said:
MollyMcLashes said:
bluevalentine said:
I too can marry people. Plus I am a baker/decorator so I could do your cake too.
Ah, but the question is.. can you make cheesecake? We plan to replace cake with cheesecake. Needless to say it is to be a smaller wedding.. because.. hot damn, cheesecake is expensive. heh
Funny you should mention.
We do something like 24 different kids of cheesecakes.
http://www.vitabellabakery.com (beta version of the webpage)
And I once had a person tell me my chocolate cheesecake brought upon chocolate cheesecake wet dreams for 3 days.
Holy mother of bob, and you're in Austin; surely the coolest place I've ever lived. That cake's cool points alone make it worth the cost of delivery. I think that we may have a winner.
So, you can marry AND make cake. How much to borrow you?
Er, EDIT, and transport you/cake from the familiar warmth of Texas to the frigid inhuman icelands known as Minneapolis?
[Edited on Apr 27, 2005 by eyeofcolossus]
APR 27, 2005 08:53 AM
eyeofcolossus said:
bluevalentine said:
MollyMcLashes said:
bluevalentine said:
I too can marry people. Plus I am a baker/decorator so I could do your cake too.
Ah, but the question is.. can you make cheesecake? We plan to replace cake with cheesecake. Needless to say it is to be a smaller wedding.. because.. hot damn, cheesecake is expensive. heh
Funny you should mention.
We do something like 24 different kids of cheesecakes.
http://www.vitabellabakery.com (beta version of the webpage)
And I once had a person tell me my chocolate cheesecake brought upon chocolate cheesecake wet dreams for 3 days.
Holy mother of bob, and you're in Austin; surely the coolest place I've ever lived. That cake's cool points alone make it worth the cost of delivery. I think that we may have a winner.
So, you can marry AND make cake. How much to borrow you?
Uhh..plane fare?
I_Poop_Too_Much
I'm lost
February 2004
APR 27, 2005 08:55 AM
Wow. You answered my EDIT question before it even posted. You're psychic too! Quickly, tell me if it's going to be worth the expense?!
APR 27, 2005 08:57 AM
eyeofcolossus said:
Wow. You answered my EDIT question before it even posted. You're psychic too! Quickly, tell me if it's going to be worth the expense?!
yes....
GET YOUR HAND AWAY FROM THAT EDIT BUTTON!
I_Poop_Too_Much
I'm lost
February 2004
APR 27, 2005 09:01 AM
bluevalentine said:
eyeofcolossus said:
Wow. You answered my EDIT question before it even posted. You're psychic too! Quickly, tell me if it's going to be worth the expense?!
yes....
GET YOUR HAND AWAY FROM THAT EDIT BUTTON!
Holy crap, you knew I was thinking of editing the question for clarity before I did it and even answered as such. You ARE psychic! But then, I guess you knew I'd say that. 
Damn. Drag out you and/or MisterSatan, and we'll have all the ingredients to attract a friggin huge SG themed wedding. It's kinda surreal to be discussing such plans on a public forum like this.
I LOVE EET!
MrsHateYourself
I'm lost
November 2004
APR 26, 2005 08:46 PM