in keeping with the tradition of all the Dick threats lately...

ok so as to keep up this sudden surge of cock related threads, i have one....

huang enlargement drugs? anyone here ever used them? no lambasting/ridicule will be allowed in this thread, cause any dude out there, wether or not he admits it, wants a bigger huang... and we all know this... anyone ever done anything about it? enzyte? elongate? Longitude? did it work? did it get smaller again when you stopped taking it? let the rest of us know so that we can get bigger units too! heh heh

You can get information on how to extend your unit here: click here

as the case it is for any unit, you must continously maintain it.

Not to be totally off subject, but why do you want a bigger cock? i mean, every girl i know could care less about size, unless it's like REALLY small, in which case drugs and/or pumps and/or prosthetics really won't help that much. i mean, jesus, woman get each other off all the time and they don't even have dicks...

I'm just about ready to get my unit extended. Wouldn't ya know that I had to fight with the city to get it done?! Damn burocrats. It's my unit, why do I have to get their permission before I extend my own unit?

Well...when they make the bylaw (not even a real law) they had some sort of reason to do it but it doesn't apply to everybody. These buerocrats aren't out to serve the public but to serve the law...if extending your unit isn't gonna harm anyone then why shouldn't you do it?
Did your neighbours object to your larger unit? Or did they want to see it grow?

HAHAHAH, thats what i thought, im like, dick threats? holy crap, that cant be good

Dick Threat:

"Give us the money Lebowski or we'll cut of your johnson."

I thought maybe he was running around with his dick threataning people!!! A female friend of mine works for the comapany longatude (in the office) and she claims that there product actually works. Its really just vitamins and stuff right? All the growing comes from the excersises that you have to do. I had a dream of being in the double digits a year or so ago.10" 11' .When I mentioned it to some of the girls I know they were saying"What the fuck do you plan on doing with that thing".They objected to my idea completly. Remember now, when your layin big pipe, the smaller guys will be harder longer later in life. Thats a lot of blood for the big boys. Smaller dude get the ass too. If your not that big you must become the foreplay master. Eating pussy like a Roman God might help your cause too. So lets ask the girls.....A big Dick ,or an incredable lover?
I peronally want to be both but every yard I enter, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

And yes , I did sayand I quote "laying big pipe"

Darkshade........rotflol......unit.............hahahahah

doh... i got throught the day, with no danger comming to my penis.. har har

Dick threat:

"..." -Lorena Bobbitt