All I've saying is that If I had the money I would dress in ridiculously expensive suits, all the bloody time. Not not ridiculously expsenive suits that some foreign designer had labored over for days straight in order to make them look like they had just been pulled off of the floor of a freshman dorm, no. I would go to Italy. I would find the oldest damned menswear firm in the country, and I would order a five thousand dollar suit. I would only tender payment when it fit perfectly, and I would hire a band of forrest elves to magically dry clean the damned thing every night.

Also, I would buy a Unicorn. I wouldn't ride the unicorn. He'd just ride in my Batmobile with me. We would be good friends.

Alyk

Boston, MA

February 2005

APR 26, 2005 01:49 PM

Frank said:
All I've saying is that If I had the money I would dress in ridiculously expensive suits, all the bloody time. Not not ridiculously expsenive suits that some foreign designer had labored over for days straight in order to make them look like they had just been pulled off of the floor of a freshman dorm, no. I would go to Italy. I would find the oldest damned menswear firm in the country, and I would order a five thousand dollar suit. I would only tender payment when it fit perfectly, and I would hire a band of forrest elves to magically dry clean the damned thing every night.

Also, I would buy a Unicorn. I wouldn't ride the unicorn. He'd just ride in my Batmobile with me. We would be good friends.

I would have suits made out of bald eagles and I would call for legislation that would allow me to marry your unicorn...

legionnaire

Belgium

November 2003

APR 26, 2005 03:24 PM

Siv said:

legionnaire said:
It never ceases to amaze me.

Kind of makes you wonder, with the right lighting and makeup, could anyone look good enough to be in a magazine? (provided of course that they lack my singular talent for making idiotic faces when someone takes a picture)

As for her husband, I could have sworn that he's delivered a pizza to me before.

together we might be photo anthrax,. what kind of face do you make? i call mine "crazy dowager gets butt-goosed."

I call it my "no, even though it looks like I really don't have to go the bathroom right now" face. We should have capitalized on this mutual photo-aversion Saturday night and taken some truly horrific pictures. Remember next time.

StudentDriver

Greenwood, IN

June 2004

APR 27, 2005 05:43 AM

Nothing against the guy, I'm sure he and Britney are just dandy together... but I so want to point at him and laugh for not knowing how to tie his shoes.

I'm sure, somewhere in the world, there's someone who looks good in big puffy sneakers that aren't tied and have giant over-stuffed tongues sticking out that catch one's pantlegs... and when I meet that person, I'll pat them on the back. But Mr. Federline? Tie those suckers.

hollascottmoney

The Colony, TX

September 2002

APR 27, 2005 05:52 AM

This gives hope to all skanky,regular,dudes. That you can get a pretty girl if you want. I mean this helps out if you are going only for looks in a lady.

Ok does this make sense?

[Edited on Apr 27, 2005 by hollascottmoney because he wasn't sure if that made sense..he is tired.]

[Edited on Apr 27, 2005 by hollascottmoney]

Bastardo

Boston, MA

January 2005

APR 27, 2005 05:53 AM

Jeff_Fries said:
"I love major league baseball in general"

I was just thinking that. Don't you have a favorite team? What you're running for office one day, don't want to alienate anyone right away?

Nice ass-scratch.

MaggotBoy

Tallahassee, FL

April 2005

APR 27, 2005 09:45 AM

alyk said:

I like to make jokes about really wealthy people on a naked-lady site...but I'm sure he didn't cry himself to sleep last night because we were teasing him...

Wow...suddenly I'm confused...should I find this thread funny? Or feel guilty and small? I've been put in my place and I don't know which way is up...

Screw it. No guilt--this is still funny.

[Edited on Apr 27, 2005 by MaggotBoy]

Alyk

Boston, MA

February 2005

APR 27, 2005 10:34 AM

MaggotBoy said:

alyk said:

I like to make jokes about really wealthy people on a naked-lady site...but I'm sure he didn't cry himself to sleep last night because we were teasing him...

They're dressed like fucking pirates...of course it's funny...

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

APR 27, 2005 11:14 AM

alyk said:

They're dressed like fucking pirates...of course it's funny...

how many different versions of that stupid shirt does she own.

takakoshimizu

Baltimore, MD

February 2003

APR 27, 2005 02:22 PM

Thistle said:

Shalome said:

Thistle said:
as i'm sure you know, shalome, any model could tell you that.

Oh, I know. I'm just amazed when I see that kind of proof, you know?

totally. have you seen the somewhat candid pictures of avril lavigne without makeup? jesus. she's rather attractive on magazine covers and the like, but in real life... typical teenager with acne and frizzy hair.

edited to make actual sentence.

[Edited on Apr 25, 2005 by Thistle]

Actually yeah I have some pics of Avril Lavigne without makeup:

m_

Chesterfield, MO

February 2005

APR 27, 2005 02:30 PM

good god, dude. tie your fucking shoes!

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