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Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

APR 25, 2005 12:40 PM

::edit:: aargh typo in thread title blackeyed PHOTOGRAPHY PHOTOGRAPHY



Vogue's photographers apparently managed to make Britney Spears' trashy husband look like a model:




That's THIS GUY:





Looking good is apparently all about the lighting and photography. And makeup.

[Edited on Apr 25, 2005 by Shalome]

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

APR 25, 2005 12:42 PM

I had a moustache like that when I was 16 and first grew facial hair and was too excited to shave it off. tongue

Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

APR 25, 2005 12:42 PM

as i'm sure you know, shalome, any model could tell you that.

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

APR 25, 2005 12:42 PM

and clothes that fit.

Lil_Tuffy

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

APR 25, 2005 12:43 PM

Thistle said:
as i'm sure you know, shalome, any model could tell you that.




Oh, I know. I'm just amazed when I see that kind of proof, you know?

zenFish

zenFish

Vancouver, BC
August 2004

APR 25, 2005 12:43 PM

It's not llike Britney is looking to grand either... but that's just me.

Ziricote

Ziricote

United Kingdom
January 2005

APR 25, 2005 12:45 PM

alcohol also makes the ugly look good

Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

APR 25, 2005 12:46 PM

Shalome said:

Thistle said:
as i'm sure you know, shalome, any model could tell you that.




Oh, I know. I'm just amazed when I see that kind of proof, you know?



totally. have you seen the somewhat candid pictures of avril lavigne without makeup? jesus. she's rather attractive on magazine covers and the like, but in real life... typical teenager with acne and frizzy hair.

edited to make actual sentence.

[Edited on Apr 25, 2005 by Thistle]

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

APR 25, 2005 12:46 PM

Ergo said:
alcohol also makes the ugly look good




That must be it... the cover of Vogue is drunk!

dixiehelle

dixiehelle

I'm lost
October 2004

APR 25, 2005 12:47 PM

You know he is thinking... I'm such a pimp!!
tongue

geekgurl

geekgurl

Philadelphia, PA
June 2003

APR 25, 2005 12:47 PM

Not wearing a cap on a jaunty angle helped, too.

legionnaire

legionnaire

Belgium
November 2003

APR 25, 2005 12:50 PM

It never ceases to amaze me.

Kind of makes you wonder, with the right lighting and makeup, could anyone look good enough to be in a magazine? (provided of course that they lack my singular talent for making idiotic faces when someone takes a picture)

As for her husband, I could have sworn that he's delivered a pizza to me before.

raptus_regaliter

raptus_regaliter

Santa Barbara, CA
October 2004

APR 25, 2005 12:51 PM

For some reason I just want to chop dudes like that in the neck. Not beat them up or anything, just one swift chop then I'd scamper away.

Alyk

Alyk

Boston, MA
February 2005

APR 25, 2005 12:52 PM

he's still a disgusting douche bag...

sixbysix

sixbysix

United Kingdom
December 2004

APR 25, 2005 12:52 PM

Who The Fuck?

Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

APR 25, 2005 12:53 PM

legionnaire said:
It never ceases to amaze me.

Kind of makes you wonder, with the right lighting and makeup, could anyone look good enough to be in a magazine? (provided of course that they lack my singular talent for making idiotic faces when someone takes a picture)



Yes. Even you.

n8tvegrl

n8tvegrl

Bend, OR
February 2004

APR 25, 2005 12:53 PM

His features are prettier than Britney's... but that's not saying much.

I'm so disturbed though that they put white trash on the cover of Vogue... isn't that like a sign of the apocolypse?

whatever

Jimbo

Jimbo

Dallas, TX
August 2003

APR 25, 2005 12:55 PM

alyk said:
he's still a disgusting douche bag...


more like a pool full of douche

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

APR 25, 2005 12:57 PM

"I love major league baseball in general"

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

APR 25, 2005 01:00 PM

And a bit of Photoshoppery helps too.

Siv

Siv

SUICIDEGIRL

District Of Columbia, USA

APR 25, 2005 01:04 PM

legionnaire said:
It never ceases to amaze me.

Kind of makes you wonder, with the right lighting and makeup, could anyone look good enough to be in a magazine? (provided of course that they lack my singular talent for making idiotic faces when someone takes a picture)

As for her husband, I could have sworn that he's delivered a pizza to me before.



together we might be photo anthrax,. what kind of face do you make? i call mine "crazy dowager gets butt-goosed."

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

APR 25, 2005 01:05 PM

OK, but what the fuck is with those gloves? And the chains? And the earring? WTF?

JJ_R0x0rz

JJ_R0x0rz

I'm lost
October 2003

APR 25, 2005 01:10 PM

alyk said:
he's still a disgusting douche bag...



i wonder if she thought about pushing him off as he sat there..

Moirae

moirae

Sacramento, CA
February 2005

APR 25, 2005 01:17 PM

Jeff_Fries said:
"I love major league baseball in general"


tongue Brilliant Observation. Commitment to one team can be way to stressful

Alyk

Alyk

Boston, MA
February 2005

APR 25, 2005 01:18 PM

JJ_R0x0rZ said:

alyk said:
he's still a disgusting douche bag...



i wonder if she thought about pushing him off as he sat there..



I doubt it...she probably just took a drag off his cigarette and then gave his big bloated belly a kiss...gross...

long live shar jackson...

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