First journal entry

SUNDAY OCTOBER 12 2003 7:53 PM
day one

Today i found out the tattoo artist who did both my shoulder pieces blew his brains out. I guess I'm not getting anything finished by him. Too bad, seemed like a nice enough guy, for all the pain and bloodshed he caused me. Hate to hear about people jumping to the head of the line like that, seems sort of unfair. But then who am i to judge...He was his own jury, and so on.

SUNDAY JUNE 06 2004 4:49 AM

Wow, I was inactive w/ journals way longer than I remember.
It was also funnier than I remembered it being.

jonasgrumby left me my first comment, and he was my first friend. Still active and on my list.

[Edited on Apr 25, 2005 by BillHaverchuck]

Here we go...

Meh. I always get things started with a bang, don't I? To further prove this, I'm also going to include my first Deadjournal entry. Bask in my 18-yr-old awesomeness.

And then apparently I fell asleep at my desk in the middle of writing. HOTT. *smacks forehead*

[Edited on Apr 25, 2005 by dictionary_girl]

I just signed up and filled out some info. It's pretty late, and I'm that kind of tired that seems almost dreamlike. Not the kind where you just can't keep your eyes open or your head up. I just feel a numb calmness over my entire body, and the only thing I can see is the glow of a monitor in a very dark and empty room.

My first one is completely retarded, so you'll get my first two. Hard to believe I've been on SG for nearly two years. I think my friends list was twice as big a year ago! Anyway...

[Edited on Apr 25, 2005 by Jesus_Chrysler]

MONDAY JUNE 23 2003 9:36 PM

it is hot as hell here in tennessee, so i guess i will be spending lots of time on this website looking at all of the hot girls and chatting with all of the kind members of s.g.

not too long ago
WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 22 2004 8:05 PM

I dont have much to write even though this is my first entry.
I'm kind of bummed because my friends body was just found.
Other than that I'm excited because I live (early as fuck) in the morning to go to Savannah to see my son. I'll be returning the 26th so that gives me a good bit of time to spend with him. My parents are letting me stay with them which is a shocker. This time I dont have to hitch hike and couch surf to see my son for an hour or two. Thats what happened last time. long story...involving people who should die very quickly.

So I really should call these detectives about my friends case. I dont really feel like it right now. Besides, once the toxicology reports come back they'll probably just chalk it up to an O.D. or something. Unless she wasnt on anything ...
and either way I suspect foul play. I may know some vital information but I'm pretty much the cops know what they need to know. I'll call them from savannah.
blah. i was distraught and not thinking straight. I talked to some newspaper reporter. smart one buddy. I'll chalk that up to a natural state of fuckery.
anyway....
I'll be getting drunk tonight. That'll help. My guy friend laughed at that one. Said it probably wouldnt help to drink if I was depressed. Well good sir... I happen to be a delightfully happy/horny drunk THANKYOU VERY MUCH! muah! (I'll see you tonight..)

I really should fix my profile. I just threw some crap on there. I'm just too lazy to think. I mean this right here is taking enough energy out of me. besides my roomates computer is full of viruses because he doesnt know how to look at internet porn properly. rookie. So I'm on his sisters computer. My other roomate. Long story. There's another roomate that happens to be their mom. Okay, Okay... So i'm the homeless bum that occasionally changes position on their couch. whatever... freeloader/roomate. same thing. as long as i have my priorities straight its good.
priorities not in order:
get money to get car fixed in less than two weeks
$500
get insurance for the car
maybe a new tag too...
lawyer for court
money for court
in january.
get a new job.
definitely get a new job.

My job is awesomely disgusting. I work at this strip club where I get to watch the girls leave the private rooms to go to the bathroom and push the cum out of themselves. yum. its bad enough theyre fucking the guys (which you can see through the beaded curtains...so classy) but theyre letting them nut inside them. I mean it's bad enough I have to be around Tina/the white girl/etc... and not be able to touch... if you guys know what i mean.

I need to find something to do until 10.
I"ll just play on here for a little bit I guess
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yeah uhm.

KHRYPT1C was the first to comment in my journal and he is still my very bestest SG friend.
edited because he changed it from khryptic to khrypt1c and i forgoted.

[Edited on Apr 25, 2005 by Lyric]

SUNDAY JULY 25 2004 11:59 AMSo, um... yeah.

I've never been into the whole "online journal" thing. Do people actually read these? I mean, if you're just some guy on a site and not one of the SGs?

Anyway. Got a show at Edinburgh tonight. That should be fun. And um... yeah. That's about it. Go Giants.
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punt and BillieJoe were the first people to leave a comment. Both are still active on my friends' list.

MONDAY JANUARY 31 2005 11:31 AM

Hmm. This space is empty and boring. What it needs, I think, is a picture of a lobster wearing a human face.




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southernbelle insisted that I have a great day, and thus became my first SG buddy.

for some reason a child wearing a lobster suit is much more frightening then I would have expected

If it makes you feel any better you can pretend it is a lobster devouring a child.