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Nic

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

DEC 04, 2002 04:08 AM

DebraJean said:
Cocks are super neat! POW! COCK!

It should be big enough to kill babies with. Nations should tremble and woman of all races should fall to there knees in worship.



You really are the queen of all you survey, you know that? love

JomRopGame

JomRopGame

Thousand Oaks, CA
October 2002

DEC 04, 2002 05:12 AM

iwishiwereajap14 said:
Today is the Day has had some pretty good lines about peni.



"ill rule the world with my big huge cock"

misha9999999

misha9999999

Cleveland, OH
September 2002

DEC 04, 2002 06:40 AM

respect the cock!..

LilJackKnife

LilJackKnife

Brooklyn, NY
November 2002

DEC 04, 2002 06:52 AM

Faith said:
I like mine attached to a man who knows how to use it...
Everything else is secondary.
{{{hugs}}}



I'm with Faith on this one. haha although.. I guess I could use that old cheesey joke.. you know.. I like them like I like my submarines... long hard and full of seamen.. ahah or semen.. yes. it's too early. im going back to bed.

Dia

Dia

SUICIDEGIRL

Monaco

DEC 06, 2002 03:20 PM

I like my dick the best!

Bionicfemme

Bionicfemme

San Francisco, CA
July 2002

DEC 06, 2002 06:58 PM

puke

[Edited on Dec 06, 2002 by Bionicfemme]

grahf

grahf

New York, NY
September 2002

DEC 06, 2002 07:38 PM

Dr. Seuss says:
Do you like to stick it in?
Do you like it on your chin?


You know, right about now I'm kicking myself for not inventing this.

Lefty

lefty

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

DEC 06, 2002 07:50 PM

i love the cock.. my cock that is.. its my best friend on all those lonely nights.... it will never dump me for another set of hands, and its always in the mood when i am.. its the ideal relationship... oh yeah, and it will never give me std's....

Division_X

Division_X

San Francisco, CA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 06, 2002 08:46 PM

remarek4 said:
Dr. Seuss says:
Do you like to stick it in?
Do you like it on your chin?


You know, right about now I'm kicking myself for not inventing this.



*runs out the door to nearest porn shoppe*

-x

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

DEC 06, 2002 10:59 PM

phaedra said:
bouncy smile



I'm not even sure if I should be saying this, but I can bounce mine ... ironically enough, my ex-girlfriend actually called it "the bouncer".

I can't believe I just wrote that, and yet I'm about to click the 'submit' button anyways.

Forgive me lord...
oink

*edited for spelling*

[Edited on Dec 06, 2002 by crispy]

Marla

Marla

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

DEC 06, 2002 11:08 PM

seeing as I've only experienced one cock ever, I'll have to say that one is the one I like. Straight, veiny, a well defined head, circumcised, about 6.5 maybe 7" depending on his stamina at the time. Actually, I wouldn't mind if it bent a little to the side, because there is this position I like where he is kinda sideways for a different angle in. That wouldn't be easy to suck though, probably. So yeah it's a good one. yum yum.

Oh yeah and I also like Dia's cock. Women of all races bow to worship it. In all actuality, it's a 10 inch clit, but at that size, it deserves the name cock.

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

DEC 06, 2002 11:12 PM

Marla said:
Oh yeah and I also like Dia's cock. Women of all races bow to worship it. In all actuality, it's a 10 inch clit, but at that size, it deserves the name cock.



shouldn't that maybe be in the elephantitis/PoopyDave's nuts threwad?

bok

crazydasaint

crazydasaint

Washington, DC
OLD SKOOL

DEC 07, 2002 01:45 AM

Stewd said:
the angle of the dangle is directly perportionate to the motion of the ocean



But the flagon with the dragon has the brew that is true...

Gil

Gil

Salt Lake City, UT
OLD SKOOL

DEC 07, 2002 01:59 AM

Big & Black



eeek SHIT!! ...wrong thread

Toreena

Toreena

SUICIDEGIRL

Canada

DEC 07, 2002 10:18 AM

Bionicfemme said:
puke

[Edited on Dec 06, 2002 by Bionicfemme]



AHahahahaaha.
I LOVE YOU.

But seriously, I like cocks that are sensitive. Ja know? I like a moaner. There are guys out there who's tips are desensitized, and thats no fun. I like swirling my tongue on it.

confused

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 07, 2002 10:27 AM

I like mine covered in girl juice eeek

grahf

grahf

New York, NY
September 2002

DEC 07, 2002 10:44 AM

Toreena said:
But seriously, I like cocks that are sensitive. Ja know? I like a moaner. There are guys out there who's tips are desensitized, and thats no fun. I like swirling my tongue on it.

confused



That's one advantage of being uncut. I've heard that circumcized guys lose some sensation in the tip. Bummer frown

Marla

Marla

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

DEC 07, 2002 10:53 AM

survey taken: no loss of sensitivity here.

Josh

Josh

Portland, OR
December 2002

DEC 07, 2002 05:05 PM

remarek4 said:
Toreena said:
But seriously, I like cocks that are sensitive. Ja know? I like a moaner. There are guys out there who's tips are desensitized, and thats no fun. I like swirling my tongue on it.

confused

That's one advantage of being uncut. I've heard that circumcized guys lose some sensation in the tip. Bummer frown



I was told my toes "curl up real cute" when I'm experiencing that activity...and I'm circumsized. I was being tortured, and loved every minute of it.

Cherry

Cherry

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

DEC 07, 2002 05:10 PM

remarek4 said:

That's one advantage of being uncut. I've heard that circumcized guys lose some sensation in the tip. Bummer frown




I have to disagree with this also... my boy moans all the time when I'm swirling my tongue around eeek + his is snipped biggrin

It's a myth I tell you... a MYTH!! *lol*

Cherry xx

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