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If you were an animal........

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you've got another thing comming...........

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For all the cat lovers

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The girl you've been looking for all your life: [2]

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Are you stalking me???? [2]

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the most disturbing thing

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CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. [3]

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They were Communists!!!

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What's on/in your nightstand? [2]

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Am I Getting Good at Being an Asshole?

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in keeping with the tradition of all the Dick threats lately...

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How cool are Buckey Balls!!!

SlightPressureOK

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Natalie Portman.... [2]

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Not to be arrogant but...

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What are some of your idiosyncracies? [4]

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LABIAPLASTY! [2]

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Maladjusted-Comics

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USA, what's worth seeing?

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bored anybody up for SGchat

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a question for VEGANS

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your best christmas present ever, and why?

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How do u like your dicks [2]

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Being PC is too damn hard. But this is so damn funny.

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The After Life, Fact or Fiction

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the street kid tour

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Ladies and gentlemen... Lil Tuffy!!!!!!!!! [2]

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The Darkly Gothic Night Before Christmas

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re: remove me you fucking pieces of shit.

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I love it when you call me... [3]

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bletch

I'm lost

OLD SKOOL

DEC 03, 2002 02:14 PM

to all the ladies out there, im just curious, dose size matter. do u like it crooked, fat, mushroom etc.

Faith

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

DEC 03, 2002 02:29 PM

I like mine attached to a man who knows how to use it...
Everything elce is secondary.
{{{hugs}}}

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

DEC 03, 2002 02:31 PM

I only have one and I'm pretty happy with it's current location/condition etc.

[Edited on Dec 03, 2002 by Lil_Tuffy]

desidia

Reunion

September 2002

DEC 03, 2002 02:55 PM

clean and cute looking please
not too long and straight as possible

Cherry

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

DEC 03, 2002 04:30 PM

This might sound freaky, but I much prefer a circumcised cock...

+ clean is deffinately a must. Other than this I don't mind size OR shape, but teeny cock can be a bit of a disapointment.

Cherry xx

Disclaimer: By teeny cock I mean 5.5" or less..

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

DEC 03, 2002 05:06 PM

Clean, not too big, not too small. Neatly groomed pubes. It's what a girl wants, what a girl needs....

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

DEC 03, 2002 05:10 PM

Hard. And preferably above average size-wise.

phaedraeos

Ithaca, NY

OLD SKOOL

DEC 03, 2002 05:22 PM

bouncy

bletch

I'm lost

OLD SKOOL

DEC 03, 2002 05:42 PM

what about angle

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

DEC 03, 2002 05:50 PM

Angle is not a big deal aesthetically, but too much of an angle can cause pain if you have too much or too rough sex.

BatAttaK

Tacoma, WA

OLD SKOOL

DEC 03, 2002 06:02 PM

phaedra said:
bouncy

??? ???

bletch

I'm lost

OLD SKOOL

DEC 03, 2002 06:03 PM

BatAttaK said:

phaedra said:
bouncy

??? ???

ya what the hell is bouncy anyway

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

DEC 03, 2002 06:04 PM

Straight... or bi, I guess. No, seriously. I don't like bendy dick. I don't like huge or tiny dick. Other than that, whatever. Clean, hard, straight and in my mouth.

bletch

I'm lost

OLD SKOOL

DEC 03, 2002 06:04 PM

Al said:
Straight... or bi, I guess. No, seriously. I don't like bendy dick. I don't like huge or tiny dick. Other than that, whatever. Clean, hard, straight and in my mouth.

I love you AL

Amina

SUICIDEGIRL

Nevada, USA

DEC 03, 2002 09:40 PM

Al said:
Straight... or bi, I guess. No, seriously. I don't like bendy dick. I don't like huge or tiny dick. Other than that, whatever. Clean, hard, straight and in my mouth.

exactly

desidia

Reunion

September 2002

DEC 04, 2002 12:16 AM

CherryRed said:
This might sound freaky, but I much prefer a circumcised cock...

+ clean is deffinately a must. Other than this I don't mind size OR shape, but teeny cock can be a bit of a disapointment.

Cherry xx

Disclaimer: By teeny cock I mean 5.5" or less..

*phew* thank you for not setting your standards much higher or I might have been forced to cry

Actvs_Dei

Austin, TX

November 2002

DEC 04, 2002 12:23 AM

are we allowed to post pictures?

DebraJean

SUICIDEGIRL

Egypt

DEC 04, 2002 12:26 AM

Cocks are super neat! POW! COCK!

It should be big enough to kill babies with. Nations should tremble and woman of all races should fall to there knees in worship.

grahf

New York, NY

September 2002

DEC 04, 2002 12:40 AM

ELpH said:
I've completely had it with mine and am going to auction it off on eBay. No reserve, of course. Or I could just give it to one of you. Pfffft

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time: it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time: I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find it so I called up the place where the party was. They hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet (because for some reason I leave it there sometimes) but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called some other people from the party but they were no help either.

I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed. So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's place where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on.

I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but, I don't know. Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

-Detachable Penis by King Missile

It doesn't even mention the chorus though, which is the best part. "Detachable, detachable, detachable peenisss."

Snow

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

DEC 04, 2002 01:00 AM

The best part of Detachable Penis (the song) is the video. With Kids In The Hall....ahhhhhhh

Hmmm....How could you not like dick. Small, big, long, short, hard, soft? My favorite part is the tip...so cute, and feels so good in just the right spots. ahem.

MyNameIsDamien

Santa Barbara, CA

September 2002

DEC 04, 2002 01:02 AM

Today is the Day has had some pretty good lines about peni.

Cherry

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

DEC 04, 2002 02:34 AM

I do adore that song

makes me laugh everytime

Cherry xx

Cherry

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

DEC 04, 2002 02:35 AM

desidia said:

CherryRed said:
This might sound freaky, but I much prefer a circumcised cock...

+ clean is deffinately a must. Other than this I don't mind size OR shape, but teeny cock can be a bit of a disapointment.

Cherry xx

Disclaimer: By teeny cock I mean 5.5" or less..

*phew* thank you for not setting your standards much higher or I might have been forced to cry

He he xx

Stewd

I'm lost

OLD SKOOL

DEC 04, 2002 02:43 AM

bletch said:
what about angle

the angle of the dangle is directly perportionate to the motion of the ocean

kidnothing

San Jose, CA

October 2002

DEC 04, 2002 03:44 AM

DebraJean said:
Cocks are super neat! POW! COCK!

It should be big enough to kill babies with. Nations should tremble and woman of all races should fall to there knees in worship.

hahahahahaha
i swear... i couldn't stop laughing when i first read that.

i'm still working on getting canadians to tremble,t personally.

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