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damnDi

damnDi

Colorado Springs, CO
November 2002

DEC 04, 2002 10:45 AM

LORD! Yeah; I like gettin' head. Specially' when she's starin' straight up at ya' too. biggrin GOD! Gets me every time. whatever

Prudence

prudence

I'm lost
October 2002

DEC 04, 2002 11:35 AM

Takeshi21 said:
Are ANY of you paying attention??? This thread had nothing to do with cocksucking!! That is unless you want your little Oscar Meyer sucked off by a rainbow trout.. and if that's the case I'd suggest you visit West Hollywood or the Castro!



but....but...i happen to LOVE sucking the cocks of fishermen while fully immersed in filthy lake water!!



shocked

fillerbunny

fillerbunny

Cuba
November 2002

DEC 04, 2002 12:51 PM



I'm allergic to man cum. No really! I'm serious, it gives me a horrible stomache ache and it burns if it touches my skin. I don't swallow, but i do give good head so I think that makes up for it.

Here's one for you Tuffy

Q: why do fat girls give good head?
A: because they have to!

navin

navin

Seattle, WA
September 2002

DEC 04, 2002 12:56 PM

does the pope shit in the woods?

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

DEC 04, 2002 01:00 PM

Properly done, from a purely sensory perspective, it's almost better than sex.

Prudence

prudence

I'm lost
October 2002

DEC 04, 2002 02:41 PM

nevermindsmile





[Edited on Dec 04, 2002 by Prudence]

PepperSinclaire

peppersinclaire

I'm lost
August 2002

DEC 04, 2002 02:46 PM

Swallowing sucks. Pun intended. Exactly why my girlfriend would want a mouthful of salty goo is beyond both her AND me.

Blowjobs are great, but only as a precursor to actual intercourse.

So there.

ragingwhore42

ragingwhore42

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

DEC 04, 2002 03:02 PM

Lil_Tuffy said:
Q: Why did god give women have foreheads?
A: So men have someplace to kiss them after a blow job.

--

Q: Waht is the bird of peace?
A: The Dove
Q: What is the bird of love?
A: The Swallow

Lil_Tuffy




that's good stuff. no really. classic even. but i think i'd be pissed if i tried to kiss someone after giving them head and they refused. but yeah blow jobs rule!!!!
even in porn-it's the only kinda porn i really like. wekk when it has peter north in it. this is excluding sg of course.
wink

redjohnnywalker

redjohnnywalker

Minneapolis, MN
December 2002

DEC 06, 2002 05:26 AM

I think it's a shame that some people don't give head cause they don't know if they're doing it right...maybe there should be a book....or maybe we could start like an online class for sexworks, like a daily 'joy of sex' guide, questions and answers. very hands on...
anyway, getting is great, and i really dig going down on girls. I go down like the titanic... kiss

Dia

Dia

SUICIDEGIRL

Monaco

DEC 06, 2002 03:24 PM

I don't even have to answer this one, right?

shinydemon

shinydemon

San Jose, CA
June 2003

DEC 06, 2002 03:50 PM

BJ's are great but they can get boring especially if your dick has a short attention span... I've never cum from a BJ...ever. I've had good ones too.

Charlie_Stars

Charlie_Stars

USA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 06, 2002 09:53 PM

satan dams it!!!! i'm gettinf tired of listening to everybody tell me how grand blow jobs are. i'm 24 and still havent gotten head!!!!!!! i always manage to find the girls that take and never give. i mean what the fuck over?

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

DEC 06, 2002 10:44 PM

uh, well yeah.
duh!

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