NEWS: Snoring: Yet One More Reason You Don't Get Any

I don't understand why people snore when drunk, I know people who do but it doesn't make sense. At least when you are sick it makes sense to me because of stuffy noses and what not.

My boyfriend snores like a jet with a broken engine pulling out of a hangar.

I think it's cute.

My girlfriend's snoring doesn't affect our sex life at all. I can't really hear it from down there anyway. ::cymbal crash::

you might be an SG addict if....

* you laughed very hard at this joke.

Zesty!

I could understand if it was snoring DURING sex.. but otherwise...

I've snored ever since I was a kid. Hell, back in fourth grade I spent the night at a friend's house and his mom woke me up in the middle of the night because she thought I was choking in my sleep. I've got a complex about it now, so I make every effort to sleep alone. But that's not difficult to do.

Marry me.

If I'm sleeping on my back I snore like a motherfucker. Sometimes I wake myself up!

Admit it- you submitted this story just so you could write that last bit.

hubbs snores, hubbs gets none