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Christopher

Christopher

Portland, OR
November 2002

APR 20, 2005 10:23 PM

You are about ready to put the moves on your special person. In the dark, you reach out to them to start rubbing on the chest, perhaps kiss them in the ear, and the response is an alarm and unrestrained snort that signals deep sleep. Their snoring is almost cartoonish and all that is needed a feather going up and down on their breath.

No nookie for you. And you are not alone.

People who snore have inferior sex lives to those who don’t. More than half of those questioned said they would make love more often if they or their partner stopped snoring.

A third of couples admitted they hardly ever had sex because one or other of them snored.

The survey by the British Snoring & Sleep Apnea Association to launch National Stop Snoring Week found that snoring often caused couples to row, and extreme cases ended in divorce.

An overwhelming 81 per cent of the partners of snorers said they did not get enough sleep and nearly 70 per cent of snoring couples resorted to sleeping in separate rooms.


No. Those with apnea will never get laid. That is, those except LITHIUM_PICNIC.

kolacek

kolacek

San Francisco, CA
January 2004

APR 21, 2005 11:33 AM

Life sucks!

Telltale

Telltale

USA
May 2004

APR 21, 2005 11:47 AM

This kind of sucks, because most of the "cures" for sleep apnea involve breathe-masks. So, the solution to the problem isn't all too sexy, either.

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

APR 21, 2005 11:48 AM

christopher said:
No. Those with apnea will never get laid. That is, those except LITHIUM_PICNIC.



This needed to be explained to me, but it was very funny nonetheless.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

APR 21, 2005 11:50 AM

People should stop trying to fuck people who are sleeping.

Soldatka

Soldatka

Germany
May 2004

APR 21, 2005 12:22 PM

Snoring is evil and wrong. I used to stick a fork in my boyfriend's back when he snored. It didn't stop the snoring, but I felt better. wink

[Edited on Apr 21, 2005 12:22PM]

messyjessie

messyjessie

Marco Island, FL
July 2004

APR 21, 2005 12:25 PM

PointBlank said:
People should stop trying to fuck people who are sleeping.



hahahaha thats funny!


well anyways... my boyfriend snores like a maniac and it doesnt make me want to have sex with him any less!! i guess it help that i sleep like a rock and i dont even notice him sawin logs right next to me ever! he does wake me up when hes talking in his sleep tho, i think its funny to hear what he says... its always something completely strange and random haha!

eidolon

eidolon

Chicago, IL
December 2003

APR 21, 2005 12:26 PM

Horse shit!
I don't snore as such, but I'm a notoriously loud sleeper - having been compared to a hibernating bear on more than one occasion. Maybe I've just been with sain, reasonable people, but they've almost unanimously called it an endearing trait.
I like to hand out a little survey the morning after a night of fantastic, zesty sex and the results have been clear. Only 6.82% of the people I've slept with say that they weren't totally used to and accepting of it after the first night or two.
tongue

undeserving

undeserving

Newnan, GA
October 2004

APR 21, 2005 12:57 PM

as if i need this working against me too...

poptard

poptard

United Kingdom
November 2003

APR 21, 2005 01:02 PM

i snore quite a badly,

but i've never had it affect my sex life, cos well i don't sleep dureing sex

that said, my last GF couldn't get muh sleep for the first couple of weeks but she got used to it

my major problem is once i'm asleep, i'm asleep and nothing short of stopping my breathing is gonna bring me round,
peaplo have acahlly hit mt repetedly to get me to stop

it don't work

llouys

llouys

Brazil
August 2003

APR 21, 2005 01:05 PM

JayHawk said:
This kind of sucks, because most of the "cures" for sleep apnea involve breathe-masks. So, the solution to the problem isn't all too sexy, either.



speak for yourself!

EL SUICIDO LOCO

geekgurl

geekgurl

Philadelphia, PA
June 2003

APR 21, 2005 01:09 PM

I've been told I snore. Of course it was my boyfriend that told me this. smile

allergic

allergic

Saint Petersburg, FL
October 2004

APR 21, 2005 01:40 PM

what about when you're reaching over for a little loving and they rip ass right on your leg?

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

APR 21, 2005 01:44 PM

Love me, love my snoring.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

APR 21, 2005 01:48 PM

I snore (many SG members can contest to this) like a herd of stampeding elephants, but I do ok. Hmm.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

APR 21, 2005 01:52 PM

Yeah, I snore. I end up sleeping in our guest room about half the week. blackeyed

PurpleMongoose

PurpleMongoose

Savannah, GA
March 2005

APR 21, 2005 03:45 PM

messyjessie said:

PointBlank said:
People should stop trying to fuck people who are sleeping.



hahahaha thats funny!


well anyways... my boyfriend snores like a maniac and it doesnt make me want to have sex with him any less!! i guess it help that i sleep like a rock and i dont even notice him sawin logs right next to me ever! he does wake me up when hes talking in his sleep tho, i think its funny to hear what he says... its always something completely strange and random haha!





aw hunny yer sweet
blush

illbillzillbub

illbillzillbub

Australia
October 2002

APR 21, 2005 04:01 PM

unite105

unite105

Salt Lake City, UT
February 2004

APR 21, 2005 04:20 PM

i actually just had surgery to correct sleep apnea, had my tonsils and uvula taken out, and my upper soft palate reshaped. I don't snore anymore.
but, it makes sense that people who snore don't have as good of sex lives as those who don't, fuck they don't have as good of lives period. until my surgery, i was constantly tired, no matter if I had just slept 12-14 hours, or if I had slept 4, it didn't matter, because i was never getting deep sleep.

witchhunter

witchhunter

Jackson, TN
February 2003

APR 21, 2005 06:05 PM

I don't snore, but I do thrash around quite a bit in my sleep. I have broken countless lamps and once kicked a hole in the wall (I was sleeping with my boots on). Luckily, if I am in bed with someone, it is QUITE unlikely that we are sleeping. biggrin

dingoes8

dingoes8

Milwaukee, WI
March 2004

APR 21, 2005 06:09 PM

Snoring's nowhere near as bad as teeth grinding. I have involuntary violent lash outs if I hear someone grinding their teeth. Can't stand it.

schoolgirl

schoolgirl

Christmas Island
May 2003

APR 21, 2005 06:11 PM

I don't snore. my bf does sometimes. one time he was snoring so much I woke him up and told him i had a bad dream so he would stay up. tongue

AutoImmortalis

AutoImmortalis

Sacramento, CA
November 2003

APR 21, 2005 07:24 PM

What if you don't snore and you still don't get laid? What other reasons could there be? I need another excuse beside's my intimidating good looks.

pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

APR 21, 2005 07:28 PM

Zzzzzz...(honk)...zzzzzz....(shhhuukkk)....zzzzzz...(hnnk...hnkkk...)...zzzzz...(smack*smack*smack).....zzzzzzzzzzzz

crucifyingcupid

crucifyingcupid

San Antonio, TX
February 2005

APR 21, 2005 07:50 PM

Six months ago I would have agreed. My boyfriend's snoring drove me to sleep on the couch (hell it's more comfy than our futon anyway) at least 25% of the time. But now it has become the complete opposite - I'm so used to his snoring that it's more of a dull roar that lulls me to sleep. Think of it like sleeping by the freeway or something. At any rate, when he isn't home I don't sleep worth a shit.

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