NEWS: Snoring: Yet One More Reason You Don't Get Any

CULTURE: Snoring: Yet One More Reason You Don't Get Any

You are about ready to put the moves on your special person. In the dark, you reach out to them to start rubbing on the chest, perhaps kiss them in the ear, and the response is an alarm and unrestrained snort that signals deep sleep. Their snoring is almost cartoonish and all that is needed a feather going up and down on their breath.

No nookie for you. And you are not alone.

No. Those with apnea will never get laid. That is, those except LITHIUM_PICNIC.

Life sucks!

This kind of sucks, because most of the "cures" for sleep apnea involve breathe-masks. So, the solution to the problem isn't all too sexy, either.

This needed to be explained to me, but it was very funny nonetheless.

People should stop trying to fuck people who are sleeping.

Snoring is evil and wrong. I used to stick a fork in my boyfriend's back when he snored. It didn't stop the snoring, but I felt better.

[Edited on Apr 21, 2005 12:22PM]

hahahaha thats funny!


well anyways... my boyfriend snores like a maniac and it doesnt make me want to have sex with him any less!! i guess it help that i sleep like a rock and i dont even notice him sawin logs right next to me ever! he does wake me up when hes talking in his sleep tho, i think its funny to hear what he says... its always something completely strange and random haha!

Horse shit!
I don't snore as such, but I'm a notoriously loud sleeper - having been compared to a hibernating bear on more than one occasion. Maybe I've just been with sain, reasonable people, but they've almost unanimously called it an endearing trait.
I like to hand out a little survey the morning after a night of fantastic, zesty sex and the results have been clear. Only 6.82% of the people I've slept with say that they weren't totally used to and accepting of it after the first night or two.

as if i need this working against me too...

i snore quite a badly,

but i've never had it affect my sex life, cos well i don't sleep dureing sex

that said, my last GF couldn't get muh sleep for the first couple of weeks but she got used to it

my major problem is once i'm asleep, i'm asleep and nothing short of stopping my breathing is gonna bring me round,
peaplo have acahlly hit mt repetedly to get me to stop

it don't work

speak for yourself!

I've been told I snore. Of course it was my boyfriend that told me this.

what about when you're reaching over for a little loving and they rip ass right on your leg?

Love me, love my snoring.

I snore (many SG members can contest to this) like a herd of stampeding elephants, but I do ok. Hmm.

Yeah, I snore. I end up sleeping in our guest room about half the week.

aw hunny yer sweet

apnea

i actually just had surgery to correct sleep apnea, had my tonsils and uvula taken out, and my upper soft palate reshaped. I don't snore anymore.
but, it makes sense that people who snore don't have as good of sex lives as those who don't, fuck they don't have as good of lives period. until my surgery, i was constantly tired, no matter if I had just slept 12-14 hours, or if I had slept 4, it didn't matter, because i was never getting deep sleep.

I don't snore, but I do thrash around quite a bit in my sleep. I have broken countless lamps and once kicked a hole in the wall (I was sleeping with my boots on). Luckily, if I am in bed with someone, it is QUITE unlikely that we are sleeping.

Snoring's nowhere near as bad as teeth grinding. I have involuntary violent lash outs if I hear someone grinding their teeth. Can't stand it.

I don't snore. my bf does sometimes. one time he was snoring so much I woke him up and told him i had a bad dream so he would stay up.

What if you don't snore and you still don't get laid? What other reasons could there be? I need another excuse beside's my intimidating good looks.

Zzzzzz...(honk)...zzzzzz....(shhhuukkk)....zzzzzz...(hnnk...hnkkk...)...zzzzz...(smack*smack*smack).....zzzzzzzzzzzz

Six months ago I would have agreed. My boyfriend's snoring drove me to sleep on the couch (hell it's more comfy than our futon anyway) at least 25% of the time. But now it has become the complete opposite - I'm so used to his snoring that it's more of a dull roar that lulls me to sleep. Think of it like sleeping by the freeway or something. At any rate, when he isn't home I don't sleep worth a shit.