Random things you know by heart...

A cockroach can live off of a greasy fingerprint for a month


eeeww

Let's see... thanks to School House Rock...

We the people, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, protect the general welfare and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution, for the United States of America.

And...

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!

I only know what pi is cuase for extracredit in 7th grade I wrote a limerick about it...

there once was a number called pi
it was an irrational number, oh my
it is a greek letter
that makes life better
its about 3.14159

yep, that limerick saved me from failing math!

x = (-b + or - [square root] b squared - 4ac)
all over 2a.

Ahem.



IT IS I..
CAPTAIN VEGETABLE!
WITH MY CARROT...
AND MY CELERY!
EATING CRUNCHY VEGETABLES
IS GOOD FOR ME!
AND THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOU
SO EAT THEM TOO
THEY'LL KEEP YOU STRONG
YOUR WHOLE LIFE LONG
EAT CELERY AND CARROTS
BY THE BUNCH!
THREE CHEERS FOR ME
CAPTAIN VEGETABLE...
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH!

-TM

my 12 times table.

my phone numberfrom the house i grew up in in the uk 4566740, i havent lived there for 17 years.

i've got funny feet, funny feet, funny feet, funny feet... mister F that is i...
feet that flip, feet that flop... feet that... something... never stop?

er...

i'm mister M... with a munchy mouth...
my mouth goes munch munch munch
my mouth goes munch munch munch...

mister H had horrible hair.

mister N had a noisy nose.

all the vowels were female.

now that i think about it, mister Y probably had a mad sexual identity crisis.

Will you be my best friend?

-TM

I know all the states in alphabetical order. My sister taught me when I was in the 2nd grade.

yeah the first part of UPC for certain Brands
0272422 Sony (used to be my old work # 272-4222)
0379884 Panasonic
0378499 Philips
0258060 Emerson
0563818(i think) Uniden
711719 Sony Playstaion products can't think of Nintendo right now 0345...
0468380 JVC
0444716 Audiovox
some maybe a little off, who cares. i suprise people at work by remebering the whole 12 digits of a UPC. boring isn't it.

My old Debit card # was in my cell phone #. couldn't tell any1 till i got a new card tho.

Most embarrising is knowing most of the words in Spice World the movie! :|
i was 16 when they came out okay and i had it bad.
i hate it when peeps say lines in any movie just before they say it. If i do it's exactly when they say it.

i'd get a Big-Daddy Don Roth dune mural of me with my eyes popping out! woooo! and my tongue draging, and a big ole gnarled hand, putting it into sixth in my machine, and on the side it'd say, it'd say...the vandaaaaallllllll.

its from MST3K
i just remembered this. i forget the episode.

The entire script of Blazing Saddles.

I was a weird kid.

And mine?

And I will tell you about how, this weekend, I was walking around saying "A loaf of bread, a container of milk, a stick of butter" and couldn't get that little Sesame Street cartoon out of my head....

I know the theme songs to the Facts of Life, the Fresh Prince of Bell Air, and The Nanny. Sad thing is, I never liked any of those shows, but my sister was addicted to them.

Yes, but do you know the middle verse for Fresh Prince that was only aired in the pilot?

I can't believe thats a point of pride with me

All the words to Monty Pythons universe song

....and the fact that Burton-on-Trent train station platform 2 is the same height above sea level as the top of St Pauls cathedral.

pudding becomes very messy when used as lubrication for self gratification