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crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

APR 20, 2005 09:23 AM

hermetica said:
Dead in the dessert? What, he didnt like custard?

Oh, you mean DESERT.

Found dead by suicide? Which suicide? Missy?


Sorry, Im a bored grammar nazi.. I'll go away now.. biggrin biggrin


Heh ... I said Jello.

Destro

Destro

Washington, PA
OLD SKOOL

APR 20, 2005 09:26 AM

n8tvegrl said:

Destro said:
it was a fish that fell out of a tank. the water came from the tank, the holes in it's throat are the gills.




Thank goodness someone got it right.



that is the right answer?

Slander

Slander

Dayton, OH
May 2004

APR 20, 2005 09:44 AM

what tank? I thought the room was empty...?

I've heard a different answer to that one.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

APR 20, 2005 09:51 AM

You guys are dicks. biggrin

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Did i really write dessert? Shoot me: "a man is found dead in a thread. He is surrounded by sand, jello, and an ice cream sundae. Crispy, Hermetica and assorted others stand over his body, laughing." Wha'appened?

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

APR 20, 2005 09:52 AM

The correct answer was the first one posted, oh ye of little reading comprehension: He was stabbed in the neck with an icicle.

Mnislahi

Mnislahi

SUICIDEGIRL

Florida, USA

APR 20, 2005 09:54 AM

dammit. mad
I love this stuff!

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

APR 20, 2005 09:57 AM

PointBlank said:
A man is found dead by suicide in the desert. Next to him is a cactus with a scrap of paper on it.

WHAT HAPPENED??


Anyone? Now that I've corrected my typo?


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HAH! It wasn't a typo. I just fucked up!

Slander

Slander

Dayton, OH
May 2004

APR 20, 2005 10:14 AM

PointBlank said:
The correct answer was the first one posted, oh ye of little reading comprehension: He was stabbed in the neck with an icicle.



That's close to the one I heard. This one involved an ice bullet of some sort. Seemed kinda an impractical projectile, but I wasn't the one telling the story. *shrugs*

But in this thread, I started to wonder if the thing was supposed to be like a Koan or something...

koffee

koffee

I'm lost
December 2004

APR 20, 2005 01:35 PM

PointBlank said:

JohnSalisbury said:

PointBlank said:
Here's my favorite-

Clem died in the Appalachians. Diane died at sea. Everyone was much happier with Diane's death.

WHY??



Hurricanes?


DING DING DING

winner!!




ooo, that's a good one.

koffee

koffee

I'm lost
December 2004

APR 20, 2005 01:36 PM

PointBlank said:

PointBlank said:
A man is found dead by suicide in the desert. Next to him is a cactus with a scrap of paper on it.

WHAT HAPPENED??


Anyone? Now that I've corrected my typo?


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HAH! It wasn't a typo. I just fucked up!



is there something written on the scrap of paper?

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

APR 20, 2005 01:48 PM

koffee said:

PointBlank said:

PointBlank said:
A man is found dead by suicide in the desert. Next to him is a cactus with a scrap of paper on it.

WHAT HAPPENED??


Anyone? Now that I've corrected my typo?


SPOILERS! (Click to view)
HAH! It wasn't a typo. I just fucked up!



is there something written on the scrap of paper?


Nope

waldo

waldo

I'm lost
June 2004

APR 20, 2005 02:36 PM

PointBlank said:

koffee said:

PointBlank said:

PointBlank said:
A man is found dead by suicide in the desert. Next to him is a cactus with a scrap of paper on it.

WHAT HAPPENED??


Anyone? Now that I've corrected my typo?


SPOILERS! (Click to view)
HAH! It wasn't a typo. I just fucked up!



is there something written on the scrap of paper?


Nope



The rest of the suicide note blew away.

theYerg

theyerg

Charlotte, NC
October 2004

APR 20, 2005 02:47 PM

i heard a play on the icicle one before only a guy hung himself in the middle of a room by jumping off a block of ice. all that was left was the hanging dead guy and a puddle on the floor.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

APR 20, 2005 03:00 PM

waldo said:

PointBlank said:

koffee said:

PointBlank said:

PointBlank said:
A man is found dead by suicide in the desert. Next to him is a cactus with a scrap of paper on it.

WHAT HAPPENED??


Anyone? Now that I've corrected my typo?


SPOILERS! (Click to view)
HAH! It wasn't a typo. I just fucked up!



is there something written on the scrap of paper?


Nope



The rest of the suicide note blew away.


Nope

dixiehelle

dixiehelle

I'm lost
October 2004

APR 20, 2005 03:03 PM

He died by a paper cut to his throat? biggrin

utsutsu

utsutsu

Winnipeg, MB
September 2003

APR 20, 2005 03:13 PM

the way I heard it was the man was found hanging from a roop attached to the ceiling in an empty room, and there is a puddle on the floor. how did he die?

same thing though really.

theYerg

theyerg

Charlotte, NC
October 2004

APR 20, 2005 03:18 PM

utsutsu said:
the way I heard it was the man was found hanging from a roop attached to the ceiling in an empty room, and there is a puddle on the floor. how did he die?

same thing though really.



just for hermetica and the other grammar nazis:
first we would have determine what a roop was. that would be my CSI mission.
then i would look just before this where he jumped off a block of ice.

JonnysGhost

JonnysGhost

Hartford, CT
February 2005

APR 20, 2005 03:24 PM

it's my dead fish!!!

his name was dirty sanchez... nooooo!!!

JonnysGhost

JonnysGhost

Hartford, CT
February 2005

APR 20, 2005 03:25 PM

i always told him he was a fish out of water...

JonnysGhost

JonnysGhost

Hartford, CT
February 2005

APR 20, 2005 03:29 PM

koffee

koffee

I'm lost
December 2004

APR 20, 2005 03:40 PM

PointBlank said:

waldo said:

PointBlank said:

koffee said:

PointBlank said:

PointBlank said:
A man is found dead by suicide in the desert. Next to him is a cactus with a scrap of paper on it.

WHAT HAPPENED??


Anyone? Now that I've corrected my typo?


SPOILERS! (Click to view)
HAH! It wasn't a typo. I just fucked up!



is there something written on the scrap of paper?


Nope



The rest of the suicide note blew away.


Nope



was there a plane involved?
is he in the middle of no where?
did he cut himself?
did the cactus have to do with his death?
did the piece of paper have to do with his death?
does being in a desert have to do with his death?

all yes and no questions! wink

MistahPrince

MistahPrince

Chicago, IL
February 2005

APR 20, 2005 11:44 PM

Cactus is poisonous and the note said "Eat me".

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

APR 21, 2005 10:06 AM

Sknow said:
Cactus is poisonous and the note said "Eat me".


Nice.

But, no.

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