Riddle - how did he die?

Heh ... I said Jello.

that is the right answer?

what tank? I thought the room was empty...?

I've heard a different answer to that one.

You guys are dicks.

The correct answer was the first one posted, oh ye of little reading comprehension: He was stabbed in the neck with an icicle.

Anyone? Now that I've corrected my typo?

That's close to the one I heard. This one involved an ice bullet of some sort. Seemed kinda an impractical projectile, but I wasn't the one telling the story. *shrugs*

But in this thread, I started to wonder if the thing was supposed to be like a Koan or something...

ooo, that's a good one.

is there something written on the scrap of paper?

Nope

The rest of the suicide note blew away.

i heard a play on the icicle one before only a guy hung himself in the middle of a room by jumping off a block of ice. all that was left was the hanging dead guy and a puddle on the floor.

Nope

He died by a paper cut to his throat?

the way I heard it was the man was found hanging from a roop attached to the ceiling in an empty room, and there is a puddle on the floor. how did he die?

same thing though really.

just for hermetica and the other grammar nazis:
first we would have determine what a roop was. that would be my CSI mission.
then i would look just before this where he jumped off a block of ice.

it's my dead fish!!!

his name was dirty sanchez... nooooo!!!

i always told him he was a fish out of water...

was there a plane involved?
is he in the middle of no where?
did he cut himself?
did the cactus have to do with his death?
did the piece of paper have to do with his death?
does being in a desert have to do with his death?

all yes and no questions!

Cactus is poisonous and the note said "Eat me".

Nice.

But, no.