NEWS: Remember the Days When You Pissed Green?

CULTURE: Remember the Days When You Pissed Green?

When I choose a carbonated beverage, I say to myself, “Can this drink make me feel like I swallowed anti-freeze?” Since 1996, this question has been unanswered...until now.

I remember when they passed out bottles and cans of this stuff out at lunch while I was in high school. They had a vending machine in the cafeteria that dispensed Surge for 25 cents a can.

I wonder how many of my former classmates are diabetic.

Um, no I don't remember those days.
If I ever pissed green I'd run screaming to the nearest urologist.

Mmmm, good ole Surge.

Good to know it's still around. That shit was tasty with Tequila.

I remember when they handed out cans at lunch at my school too. I went through the line like 4 times.

This brings back memories..because the day I got the free surge, I got to leave school at 1 to go to my first meeting with my psychologist.

oh man, I used to be forced to attend all my high school's football games. I called that stuff "instant school spirit".

Surge was fucking awesome man. Fucking awesome.

Fuckin' A people. Just drink Mountain Dew.

I find it disturbing how obsessed these people are with a fucking pop.

HAHAHAHA! You said POP!

I didn't know they still made it.

while I want to hate them, they use a relatively obscure Ozma song in their movie trailer thing. I don't know what to believe.

NO WAY! me too, holy shit. does that bring back memories of skateboarding with my friends listening to Misfits...

yeah. 6th grade was fucking sweet.

I'm embarrassed that I even read this...lol

But where oh where is www.savecrystalpepsi.com?

Hey, I had to say "soda" in order for people to understand what I was talking about, for the six and a half years I lived in DC. Now that I'm back in Portland, it's pop all the way...

You say "pop" and you're from San Antonio? Huh?

Surge was cool. I haven't seen in in forever, though.

I used to drink tons in High School.

Psuedoapathetic pointless consumer culture at it's FINEST!!!

A-FUCKING-MEN! I LOVED that stuff!

You can still piss green if you overload on vitamin B (don´t know specifically which one), if you know, that´s all you missed about Surge. Oh yeah, said overloading before going to bed is a great way to avoid a hangover.

I loved Surge. I worked in a shitty computer lab on campus and the Surge machine was right outside the door.

I do believe they sold Surge at my high school for a quarter. Or was that Jolt? Oh christ. It was something terribly grand.

I remember when they passed the stuff out in high school. What a disaster. I probably drank between 10-15 of them. It still stands as the only time I can remember actually being able to feel my kidneys. They were pretty pissed at me.

I did always love those commercials. i drank it a while but I think I eventually settled on Mountain Dew.

ahhh nostalgia. I bought a box of discontinued A&W Blue Nihi once, tasted like cream soda with blue food coloring... which is what it was... I just like blue food