NEWS: When a Whale and a Dolphin Love Each Other Very Much...

False killer whales are just killer whales that were acquitted of the charges. Seriously though, they're called false killer whales because they aren't Orcas, but display the same behavioral patterns (attacking and eating other marine mammals).

[Edited on Apr 16, 2005 by JoshXXX]

Wholphin? Monkey-man? Liger?

(Of course, I have to mention the last, as Napoleon Dynamite's core audience -- well, other core audience, after Mormons-helping-Mormons get the top gross at the box-office -- is the SG readership.)

Forget all that sorry...

I want the Manatee-man, or Man-man.

I think s/he would be amphibious. Which would be tight, so tight... Like a nun's cunt, as my freshman year roommate lo, those many years ago, would say.

Yeah, this is really weird. It is my understanding that one of the defining points of a species is the ability to mate and produce fertile offspring. If that's true then wouldn't this make the 'false' killer whale and the Atlantic bottlenose dolphin different breeds of the same species? I'm confued.

yeah thats what i was thinking.
and it said this is the 3rd calf it's had. one died after birth and the other lived 9 years.

Actually, that was the classical definition of species. In recent decades, however, nomenclature definitions have evolved (so to speak), and most biologists no longer stress fertile interbreeding as part of the definition.
Since Darwin, that kind of thing has become sort of irrelevant. And really just semantics.

14 foot, 2000lb whale and a 6 foot, 400lb dolphin?

wow, those sea life centres really are like prisons, i bet that dolphin was swimming funny for a week.