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Shal

Los Angeles, CA

October 2002

APR 15, 2005 04:55 PM

CULTURE: When a Whale and a Dolphin Love Each Other Very Much...

...they hook up and produce a wholphin. And yes, "wholphin" is apparently a real word.

The only whale-dolphin mix in captivity has given birth to a playful female calf, officials at Sea Life Park Hawaii said Thursday.

The calf was born on December 23 to Kekaimalu, a mix of a false killer whale and an Atlantic bottlenose dolphin. Park officials said they waited to announce the birth until now because of recent changes in ownership and operations at the park.

Kekaimalu's parents are a 14-foot, 2,000-pound false killer whale and a 6-foot, 400-pound dolphin. In a Brad-and-Angelina or Ben-and-Jennifer kind of relationship, the whale and dolphin had starring roles in Sea Life Park's water show.

Kekaimalu's yet-unnamed calf is already the size of a year-old bottlenose dolphin.

Park researchers suspect the wholphin's father is a 15-foot long Atlantic bottlenose dolphin named Mikioi.

"He seems to be totally oblivious to this happening," Lenzi said.

Park officials plan to name the calf soon and put her in the large display tank within a few months.

JoshXXX

Northborough, MA

March 2004

APR 15, 2005 05:04 PM

Park researchers sspect the wholphin's father is a 15-foot long Atlantic bottlenose dolphin named Mikioi

I'll be tuning in to Maury Povich for the "That Bottlenose Dolphin is the father of my baby" episode.

Argene

Pittsburgh, PA

June 2004

APR 15, 2005 05:05 PM

Damn, beat me to it.
Man, this is so strange. Will this be the advent of better tasting tuna sandwiches?

I kid..I kid....I'm very animal friendly and love all water creatures. It sucks that there going to take her away and but her in a display tank

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA

July 2004

APR 15, 2005 05:07 PM

Yes! One step closer to a pot-bellied elephant.

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Saint Louis, MO

March 2005

APR 15, 2005 05:08 PM

Right this way smiles a mermaid
I can hear Atlantis full of cheer
--Jimi Hendrix

Telltale

USA

May 2004

APR 15, 2005 05:12 PM

Anyone find this really amazing? Cross-bred animals are usually sterile.

rottenart

Norman, OK

February 2004

APR 15, 2005 05:15 PM

false killer whale?

"i'm gonna kill you!!! no, i'm just kidding you, man"

that or...

"i didn't do it! i swear! it was the fucking wholpin, man!"

Skeksi

Chicago, IL

December 2003

APR 15, 2005 05:16 PM

I thought killer whales were actually dolphins, scientifically speaking. So says my recent issue of National Geographic with a huge feature on killer whales.

Callahan

Seattle, WA

February 2005

APR 15, 2005 05:35 PM

Orca's..........

bskyb

United Kingdom

April 2004

APR 15, 2005 05:39 PM

that's kinda cool. i wonder if Pixar's rushing for the film rights.

dholokov

Toronto, ON

April 2003

APR 15, 2005 05:57 PM

bred for their skills in magic

theseeman

Asheville, NC

December 2002

APR 15, 2005 05:58 PM

Deep Bluesea 2?

They ate me! A motherfucking wholpin ate me!

Flannery

Havertown, PA

March 2004

APR 15, 2005 06:04 PM

this is 10x cooler than a liger

OHCRAPimdying

Flemington, NJ

December 2003

APR 15, 2005 06:08 PM

i bet it could kick a liger's ass

dovienya

Portland, OR

August 2004

APR 15, 2005 06:17 PM

They should put frickin' laser beams on it's head!

Patrick_Lasswell

Portland, OR

January 2003

APR 15, 2005 06:48 PM

This just goes to show that it's not the size of the dolphin, it's all the motion of the ocea...sea life park... Or maybe it's just that marine mammals are horny.

tomahto

San Bruno, CA

June 2003

APR 15, 2005 07:41 PM

I've seen the wolphin before, she's cute

Argene

Pittsburgh, PA

June 2004

APR 15, 2005 07:47 PM

dovienya said:
They should put frickin' laser beams on it's head!

Every creature should have a warm meal!

BigWobbles

Philadelphia, PA

June 2004

APR 15, 2005 07:54 PM

Wolphin Dolphin... I want my Monkey man!!!!

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

APR 15, 2005 08:45 PM

dovienya said:
They should put frickin' laser beams on it's head!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

"You mean I actually have frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads?"

-TM

[EDIT]LOAD, damn you![/EDIT]

[Edited on Apr 15, 2005 11:59PM]

[Edited on Apr 16, 2005 12:02AM]

skeptik

New Orleans, LA

February 2004

APR 16, 2005 12:26 AM

But the poor kid is illegitimate, an unnamed so far.
Poor, freaky wolphin.

loper_just_loper

Broken Arrow, OK

January 2005

APR 16, 2005 01:09 AM

now they just need to breed shi tzus and bull dog

* self-proclaimed winner of " Lamest Joke Award " *

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA

September 2003

APR 16, 2005 01:12 AM

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[Edited on Apr 16, 2005 by Jeff_Fries]

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

APR 16, 2005 01:17 AM

Shalome said:
And yes, "wholphin" is apparently a real word.

It was either that or "dale", right?

Snottlebocket

Netherlands

March 2004

APR 16, 2005 01:24 AM

Captain_Sammich said:
I thought killer whales were actually dolphins, scientifically speaking. So says my recent issue of National Geographic with a huge feature on killer whales.

they are, the killer whale or orca is the largest of the dolphin species.
i have no idea what a false killer whale is though, never heard of that one so perhaps it's a whale that looks like a orca.

even then, quite amazing that a 30 foot orca manages to mate with a 9 ft dolphin.

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