Pikes godamn advice page..:Dear Pike

rottenart said:

do they let bears into st. peter's?

Pike said:
ok all...1st off who insulted who 1st?
trilobyte; not for nothing ,but isnt that kinda like the pot calling the kettle black...you telling me not to insult people....by insulting me.
*heres the scoop I stir shit...a whole storm of it sometimes..its what im good at..if your not thickskinned enough you dont have to communicate with me. but if your gonna dish it out than you damn well better be prepared to take it,,,I mean common people....im not trying to hurt any one here...im just fucking off.....and I know im new to the community..but that does not make me any less of a person......as far as grammer etc..im a fast typist and a tired man...with a maniacal 2 year old attached to my leg when im home, I work 70+ hours a week....im just blowing off some steam people....give a guy a fucking break.....besides is the thread not working...have I not gotten you to respond.....I never ask for respect in the morning....you can fuck me ,leave me cold, refuse to send flowers, and not call me until you wanna fuck again....ill come back for more. thanx to you all....the more you hate me... the more I love you. I am an asshole....make no mistake about it....all my love PIKE

FreakPirate said:
I've seen better.

TheIrishBastard said:

In other words, meh?

FreakPirate said:

Kind of hoping for the comical return of drunken Siv.

Pike said:
ok all...1st off who insulted who 1st?
trilobyte; not for nothing ,but isnt that kinda like the pot calling the kettle black...you telling me not to insult people....by insulting me.
*heres the scoop I stir shit...a whole storm of it sometimes..its what im good at..if your not thickskinned enough you dont have to communicate with me. but if your gonna dish it out than you damn well better be prepared to take it,,,I mean common people....im not trying to hurt any one here...im just fucking off.....and I know im new to the community..but that does not make me any less of a person......as far as grammer etc..im a fast typist and a tired man...with a maniacal 2 year old attached to my leg when im home, I work 70+ hours a week....im just blowing off some steam people....give a guy a fucking break.....besides is the thread not working...have I not gotten you to respond.....I never ask for respect in the morning....you can fuck me ,leave me cold, refuse to send flowers, and not call me until you wanna fuck again....ill come back for more. thanx to you all....the more you hate me... the more I love you. I am an asshole....make no mistake about it....all my love PIKE

MrStitches said:

There is a difference between "stirring a storm of shit" and calling one of the SGs a bitch. It isn't even a particularly fine line.

Pike said:
ok to all again: I did not realize exzactly how much of a sensitive crowd I was dealing with, and no I dont mean that in a bad way...I also did not realize that using the word bitch,,,to someone who I clearly thought was just fucking with me was such a huge no no. im an overly sarcastic muthafucker whos probably way more laid back than i should be......when im wrong ill be the 1st to addmit it....so If it helps even the slightest bit...then im offically offering lacey an apology for calling her such.
LACEY IM SORRY. PIKE
but honestly people, your talking to a guy whos been shot at, stabbed and beaten like a fucking dog......im still here, taking it in stride, with a light heart.but I dont Expect people to under stand......in the short time ive been here ive managed to turn 6 people on to this site...which im pretty sure helps pay the girls for their photo-shoots...that, make no mistake about it, does not make me feel as though I have any more rights than anyone else....I just mistakenly thought they were the same..........any way I think im begining to know how ozzy felt after he pissed on the almo.....thanks again...you all make me feel so warm fuzzy and welcome....p.s. nice lynch mob....outstanding...you guys should be proud......fuckingpike

TheIrishBastard said:
You are one classy North Shore mofo.

Is your I-Roc in the shop or something?

Pike said:
ok to all again: I did not realize exzactly how much of a sensitive crowd I was dealing with, and no I dont mean that in a bad way...I also did not realize that using the word bitch,,,to someone who I clearly thought was just fucking with me was such a huge no no. im an overly sarcastic muthafucker whos probably way more laid back than i should be......when im wrong ill be the 1st to addmit it....so If it helps even the slightest bit...then im offically offering lacey an apology for calling her such.
LACEY IM SORRY. PIKE
but honestly people, your talking to a guy whos been shot at, stabbed and beaten like a fucking dog......im still here, taking it in stride, with a light heart.but I dont Expect people to under stand......in the short time ive been here ive managed to turn 6 people on to this site...which im pretty sure helps pay the girls for their photo-shoots...that, make no mistake about it, does not make me feel as though I have any more rights than anyone else....I just mistakenly thought they were the same..........any way I think im begining to know how ozzy felt after he pissed on the almo.....thanks again...you all make me feel so warm fuzzy and welcome....p.s. nice lynch mob....outstanding...you guys should be proud......fuckingpike