Pikes godamn advice page..:Dear Pike

Long have i been the arm-chair, bartender, shrink of my family friends & tattoo clients...so I figure why not here. fair warning however, I will shoot you streight....and insult you if necessary....so dont be shy...if you need some level-headed advice about anything...drop me a line for fucksake.

meh i prefer sicily's insane advice.

ok thanks for nothing snot

You get an award for bravery, anyhow.

There is an art to starting threads. You may be a young picasso. Don't let it get you down.

Dear Pike,
I think Im going to go into stripping so that I can pay for community college and become a Marine Biologist! !!!!! LOL! I was just wondering how in heck should I tell my boyfriend?!

sincerely,
Everyone from my High School

I think part of the problem is that you are so new that we havent had a chance to get to know you yet and therefor, dont know if you are someone who's advice we'd feel is valid.

A few people have worked those "I'll give you advice" threads well on this board. I took it into the chat and have spent this week giving advice on relationships, pet behaviour and in one case, managed to help someone find their camera stand.

It's all about being in the right place at the right time.

start by cooking him his fav. meal....add some flowers and other things guys dont care about,hold his hands, look him dead in the eyes......REPEAT: "hey baby, im gonna be a stripper for some extra cash...if you are jelious or insecure about this you can kindly go fuck yourself...and dont let the door hit you in the ass on the way out"..........hope i was helpful...goodluck and hit the pole....your a good kid for dooing so.......

sound advice& keen observation....im just board at the moment if it works yay....if it dont i aint gonna loose any sleep

Dear pike,
My girlfriend just told me that she was going to become a stripper to pay for getting her marine biology degree but I think that sharks are assholes! What do I do?

well i checked your girlfriends pics out....he aint half bad forr a prison bitch.....as far as sharks go i dont get it ,but if your talking about PIKE its a freshwater fish dipshit

Nah, I wasn't talking about you

OUCH!

try posting something completely pointless.... then build you point from there.. seems to work well around here.

Hey sweetie pie just cause you look like a 13 year old in your spread...dont mean you have to act like one....and 2ndly because you have a sunk in chest..that dont make you a treasure.....3; if you want to make yourself happy, there are better ways to do it than to shit on some else....like try to follow the suicide theme here and go get some colt.45 theropy ya crotchity bitch.....lastly, but certianly not least can you please insult me somemore....your kinda making me hot.

wow. this is a winner from start to finish!

let the countdown begin!

fridge, ross you guys are cool and although I value your advise....im getting exzactly what I was looking for ....thanx

was it really all that nice?

do they let bears into st. peter's?

I'd like to offer up some advice to you...

As previously mentioned, you may want to get to know the community (and at the same time let the community get to know you) before playing bartender-cum-advice columnist to this community. You've done well with your friends and family because you know them.

If you want to show that you communicate well with others and understand their problems and may have something useful to say to help them, start by demonstrating an ability to communicate. Command of the language is key. Spelling, grammar, punctuation. They're all important.

If you want to win over said community, then you need to find a way to deal with critics that appeals to the audience. I'll give you a tip here - being an even bigger idiot and insulting members and models (who've all been here longer than you have and taken the time to get to know the community) is probably not going to get you any respect.

All that stuff would typically be considered common sense, but from what I've read of your posts so far I'm not seeing any indication that you know this. Good luck...

odi omnes

Is the zot machine not working? I may be cool and all, but taking a shot at Lacey, is agression that will not stand.