She Blinded Me With Scientology

I'd hit it.

Then go clear.

I think I'd want to be invisible before I hit that.

Looka them thetangas.

Borges would hit it.

i have a really hot friend who's a scientologist

"Hey baby, can I pretend you're an e-meter and hold your cans?"

I never thought I'd be dreaming up horribly offensive scientologist pick-up lines, yet here I am.

there must be something in the water.

in a lonlier point in my life i nearly went to some of their meetings just to meet attractive rich girls. cause i sure dont see any ugly ones.

totally making a huge generalization, but hey

I dunno, the whole "bat-shit insane" thing really kinda kills any potential attractiveness, you know?

Psycho Chicks Also Way Hot

but their temples are really big...

what are these scientology people that makes them so unpopular, i'm not a big fan of religion in general but these seem to be worse than usual.

I don't really understand Scientology.......If your gonna chose a religion ( saying there is a right religion ) wouldn't you think it would be one thats been around lets say.........at least sense 10,000 years ago?

Um.. or at least one that wasn't made up 50 years ago by a science fiction writer to get people to pay every cent they have to learn made-up bullshit...

[Edited on Apr 11, 2005 by Shalome]

You know, they are so happy that someone started a thread about them on SG...

First, what difference does it make how long a religion has 'been around'?

Second, we hardly had spoken languages 10k years ago. The kinds of things we called 'religion' back then were things like "oh shit, that bright thing in the sky goes up and down, let's pray to the spirit that it continues to do so. let's live in fear that this being that we made up is going to kill us all someday."

Is that really more 'right' than a religion that basically says "hey, if you want to be successful, give us all your money."?

Actually, this thread just reminds me of the fantasy where I'm Long Duck Dong on the jock girl.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go lay my head on my pillow.

You make valid points except for that fact that the religion was founded on a lark.

As I said if someone is to be persuaded to believe that a religion is right. It would make more sense to pick one thats been around longer the you've been alive. we hardly had spoken languages 10,000 years ago Thats new to me my people where communicating threw spoken word for over half a millennium ago. No disrespect meant ( I know I'm still going to sound like an asshole but...) but you have no idea what your talking about. religion has been around for longer then 10,000 years. Natives worship of religion was far beyond your description. Before you come down on me. Know what your talking about.

*keep in mind you can't get context over the internet. I'm not challenging you in any way or yelling at you.*

My best friend just told me that the year I moved away he joined the scientology cult in search for answers to his life questions. I didn't know this until recently, and it blew my mind when he told me he joined the scientologists. I guess he was confused and was looking for answers, so that makes it okay. I guess.

actually i'd pick the one that was created after 10,000 years of scientific knowledge has been gained.

and the for profit thing... not really a rare thing amongst organized religion...

not that i'm a scientologist or anything... but essentially its not any crazier than any other religion. not one bit.

How is that any different from anyone else who joins Scientology, let alone making it "okay?"

Ahh, nothing like corporate church to make the blood boil.

Corporate Church.... sorry, that was redundant.

I'd love to see the books from a church. I mean the financial records not the bibles. Always wanted to know the kind of money they bring in each year.