who said you have to wait until noon to drink anyways??

look at my dog. look!

Before:

After:

i hate stoopid exes who are obviously exes for a reason.

imagoldfish

Chicago, IL

April 2003

APR 09, 2005 09:12 AM

oooh, lovin' the contrast of the fluffy tail. more pictures!

Chitin

New York, NY

December 2004

APR 09, 2005 09:12 AM

He looks like a kangaroo.

I don't know why. But when I see him, I think "kangaroo."

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

APR 09, 2005 09:12 AM

Your dog is much, much cuter bald. However, you might want to check with your vet about protecting its skin. Poor dear doesn't need a burn.

Elijah

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

APR 09, 2005 09:35 AM

he looks like a fox! its cute!
my dad shaved his cat (yeah im expecting the "your dad has a shaved pussy!?!" jokes) and it was the best thing i have ever seen.

TheDishwasher

Frederick, MD

July 2004

APR 09, 2005 09:40 AM

awww, hes so cute and bald... hope hes not cold or something though

we lived together for a year and got doggie about halfway through... so now we share joint custody. don't laugh... pets are like kids before the real ones come along.

he owes me a lot of mind-altering substances for this one.

JohnSalisbury

Saint Louis, MO

March 2005

APR 09, 2005 10:00 AM

Clara said:
Your dog is much, much cuter bald. However, you might want to check with your vet about protecting its skin. Poor dear doesn't need a burn.

I'm thinkin' Toronto in April? mmnot so much. Clara's right about the cuter part, and I'm gonna go so far as probably healthier and happier; hair mattes(sp?) suck.

Mnislahi

SUICIDEGIRL

Florida, USA

APR 09, 2005 11:51 AM

He's so cute!!

katiebarthedoor

Louisville, KY

December 2004

APR 09, 2005 12:21 PM

yumyum said:

dpk said:
Your ex did that?

i'm in the same situation now. i get weekends.

yumchen

Klamath Falls, OR

August 2002

APR 09, 2005 12:31 PM

Elijah said:
he looks like a fox! its cute!
my dad shaved his cat (yeah im expecting the "your dad has a shaved pussy!?!" jokes) and it was the best thing i have ever seen.

I love the lion shave long haired cats can get...

BraveArt

Los Angeles, CA

February 2004

APR 09, 2005 12:50 PM

yumyum said:

dpk said:
Your ex did that?

Sorry if I think your ex is a dick.....but, well....he IS.

Dogs have a coat for a reason, and his sophomoric prank is just that...pretty sophomoric. I guess we know why he is your EX.

Sounds like you are taking lightly though....just find a way to get some Ben Gay into his skivvies and you'll have a little revenge.

Velouria1

Buffalo, NY

November 2004

APR 09, 2005 12:57 PM

Elijah said:
he looks like a fox! its cute!
my dad shaved his cat (yeah im expecting the "your dad has a shaved pussy!?!" jokes) and it was the best thing i have ever seen.

It sounds kind of dangerous. How'd he get the cat to stay still?

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI

January 2003

APR 09, 2005 01:23 PM

He'll be much cooler in the summer weather, but the poor dear looks SO confused. "What the fuck happened to my coat?!?"

mngddss

Pittsburgh, PA

December 2004

APR 09, 2005 01:37 PM

Oh poor doggy! I'd be pissed though.

JohnSalisbury

Saint Louis, MO

March 2005

APR 09, 2005 01:40 PM

bravhrt said:

Sorry if I think your ex is a dick.....but, well....he IS.

Dogs have a coat for a reason, and his sophomoric prank is ...

I tried to let this go but I can't: bravhrt, this particular breed of dog would suffer terribly without frequent and regular grooming. Matted hair can irritate the skin enough to cause skin ulcers to form and infection, leading to septicemia and possibly death. A lot of pure-bred dogs and cats would die in the wild, mostly because of the long and/or curly coats breeders have selectively bestowed upon them, but another is malocclusion of the jaws among dogs and cats with unnaturally squashed-flat faces, so that they can't eat properly unless a veterinarian pulls a few teeth out.
Her ex may indeed be a dick, but he was doing the dog a favor; whether he intended it as a "prank" to get back at her or not, there was no harm done to the dog.

Elijah

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

APR 09, 2005 02:01 PM

yumchen said:

Elijah said:
he looks like a fox! its cute!
my dad shaved his cat (yeah im expecting the "your dad has a shaved pussy!?!" jokes) and it was the best thing i have ever seen.

I love the lion shave long haired cats can get...

thats exactly what it looked like! except my dads cat is really anorexic looking so it was even funnier.

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

APR 09, 2005 02:03 PM

JohnSalisbury said:

Clara said:
Your dog is much, much cuter bald. However, you might want to check with your vet about protecting its skin. Poor dear doesn't need a burn.

I'm thinkin' Toronto in April? mmnot so much. Clara's right about the cuter part, and I'm gonna go so far as probably healthier and happier; hair mattes(sp?) suck.

That dog's skin has probably never seen even a hint of sun. It doesn't take much for skin that's been so completely covered to burn, much the same way people can burn in the winter.

JohnSalisbury

Saint Louis, MO

March 2005

APR 09, 2005 02:19 PM

Clara said:

JohnSalisbury said:

Clara said:
Your dog is much, much cuter bald. However, you might want to check with your vet about protecting its skin. Poor dear doesn't need a burn.

I'm thinkin' Toronto in April? mmnot so much. Clara's right about the cuter part, and I'm gonna go so far as probably healthier and happier; hair mattes(sp?) suck.

That dog's skin has probably never seen even a hint of sun. It doesn't take much for skin that's been so completely covered to burn, much the same way people can burn in the winter.

Okay Clara; I submit that the benefits outweigh the risks. yumyum, do take care that your baby doesn't get a sunburn. I'll wager he/she doesn't get enough sun . . .

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