I just saw Russel Simmons at the mall.

Why? I ask, why? Why was he in central Indiana. I am perplexed and seek answers.

I think the better question is... what were you both doing at the mall this late at night?

is he the red headed gay fitness guy ?

That's Richard Simmons.

carry on then.

Are you sure it wasn't just a black dude in central Indiana? Maybe you're just in shock.

Really? Russell Simmons? I can't picture him in Indiana....

I'd totally like to party with him though.

EDIT: He does do public speaking tours. He was at UMASS in the beginning of the semester. Maybe he's doing that sorta thing?

[Edited on Apr 09, 2005 by PhobetorZero]

well I didn't just see him. It was a couple of hours ago, but I'm just now getting on the computer.

why was I at the mall? uuuuhh...life in suburbia?

No, no. It was Russel Simmons. Secruity guys and all. One of the dudes from Run DMC was there too. They were in Finish Line. I'm not makin' this up, folks.

Was it Run or DMC?

For the final Russel Simmons test... Was he wearing his pink hat?

most likely it was Run

His wife is hot.

If you are Russell freakin' Simmons, you gotta hve a hot wife. Not only are you incredibly rich, but you are also really cool.

Probably, since they are elated, but it still could be Daryl McDaniels,

True. If I remember right Russell and Run ar brothers.

[Edited on Apr 08, 2005 by Walker]

If you see him again..ask him to ask p. diddy for the money he owes me.

Yep, Run (Joseph Simmons) is the brother of Russell Simmons.

if by hot, you mean, not hot. I totally agree.

I think by hot, he meant Baked??

No one looks good in a mugshot, but when she's all cleaned up and whatnot she is somkin' fuckin' hot!

I love how in that smokinggun article Russell says she was a victim of "Racial Profiling". You know the cops are allways after Asian women in Mercedes.

Yeah, especially when it comes to celebrities and drug charges, they usually end up looking like this:

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