I did wonder who' was sat in the Sun's office and though: i'm bored of photographing tits all day for page 3, i'll get this box, write Bomb on it and see how far i get.'

it's nearly as bad the airport guy who took a 'bomb' consisting of an bell-alarm clock wired into plasticine into one of the british airports.

dem_z

United Kingdom

June 2004

APR 08, 2005 04:45 AM

They shouild totally have written "bomb" on the side, but in Arabic. And then had a couple of Arabs driving the van, pretending that they couldn't speak English so well. I guess those fellas would have ended up in clink.

llouys

Brazil

August 2003

APR 08, 2005 05:27 AM

PhobetorZero said:
Well, let me tell ya something. If I see a big cardboard box with bomb written on the side, I think I'd proably assume it's not a bomb.

What self-respecting terrorist writes BOMB on the side of their bomb? That's only slightly less obvious than one of these

The first is never start a land war in Asia. Only slightly less well known is this: Never let a bomb into Windsor Castle when there's a UMLAUT on the side!

Dreamweaveruk

United Kingdom

October 2004

APR 08, 2005 08:00 AM

hermetica said:

franklychris said:
I'm sorry, but I hate the whole idea of the royal family. I'm a true republican, I care more about the dead pope than I do about the queen, and i'm an atheist. The royals should be pensioned off, stopped from wasting public finances, and the royal houses given to charity.

I like em. They bring tons of tourism money to the U.K., not to mention giving the tabloids endless front page fodder. If they were shuffled off, your economy would suffer, believe you me.

I love the tourism argument. Just think of how many countries are missing out on tourists due to the lack of a monarch.

Rabidnid

Australia

May 2004

APR 08, 2005 09:55 PM

demetrius_z said:
They shouild totally have written "bomb" on the side, but in Arabic. And then had a couple of Arabs driving the van, pretending that they couldn't speak English so well. I guess those fellas would have ended up in clink.

Humm, he might have been Irish.

The proper response would have been to shoot him in the head repeatedly as he might have had a remote for the bomb, that would put an end to all these pretend bombers.

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