NEWS: Cardboard Box of Doom Causes Consternation

I did wonder who' was sat in the Sun's office and though: i'm bored of photographing tits all day for page 3, i'll get this box, write Bomb on it and see how far i get.'

it's nearly as bad the airport guy who took a 'bomb' consisting of an bell-alarm clock wired into plasticine into one of the british airports.

They shouild totally have written "bomb" on the side, but in Arabic. And then had a couple of Arabs driving the van, pretending that they couldn't speak English so well. I guess those fellas would have ended up in clink.

The first is never start a land war in Asia. Only slightly less well known is this: Never let a bomb into Windsor Castle when there's a UMLAUT on the side!

I love the tourism argument. Just think of how many countries are missing out on tourists due to the lack of a monarch.

Humm, he might have been Irish.

The proper response would have been to shoot him in the head repeatedly as he might have had a remote for the bomb, that would put an end to all these pretend bombers.

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