How high was Matthew McConaughey...

...on the Daily Show tonight? I was waiting for him to strip off his clothes and break out the bongos.

oh, that's funny - i missed it but that dude always seems high to me...

I was only half paying attention. He seemed to be enjoying himself, though.

But... they weren't Africans.

Probably about as high as he was on the Grammies when he was introducing the Southern Rock tribute.

I wanna hang out with him so bad. He seems in a perpetual state of stone to me.

in the biblical sense?

he rocks
i saw him cook a cornish hen on top of a beer can on a talk show one time. i wish i could see things like he does for one day. it would be a trip

I want to play Donkey Kong Jungle Beat with him. Naked.

i guess he wasn't acting

I can never tell with him. He's cool though, and usually gives a funny interview.

I'm not gay or anything, but dude, he is packing heat

Ah Matthew...I have such a crush on him!! I love it that he doesn't really care if he is seen high or not...my kind of man...

Did you see him last time he
was on the Daily Show.
Talking about his goats mating.

"Dude, help me out. I can't find the Amazon anywhere on this map."

so wasted

Oh Wow...yeah he is...

'course in those pants, anyone would look packin'

Thanks for picking that up...I was gettin worried there for a sec

I was at a party where he was years ago and I saw him piss in a sink.

And yeah...packin.

He is honestly one of the nicest people I've encountered, though. How he is in interviews is how he has been the few times I've met him

oh man I wanna have his babies

heehee Matt was awesome

Daily Show is one of the best shows ever though

"That's 'cause you're lookin' on the wrong fuckin' continent, man!"




Yeah, that was a pretty damn funny interview. It certainly had me giggling.

If you're going to talk about high daily show interviews you have to throw in Al Green from a couple weeks back. HE FUCKED THE COUCH!

Yeah, but he was totally straight doing it.