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dontpooyourself

dontpooyourself

Austin, TX
March 2005

APR 03, 2005 01:22 PM

Thats right, rock, paper, scissors has finally met its match. When a remote qualm needs instant ramification, have two people stand back to back. Count to three, then turn around and imitate one of these three things: be a bear, a hunter, or a ninja. Bear kills ninja, ninjs kills hunter, hunter kills bear. There you go. Bear hunter ninja: 1, rock paper scissors: 0

AstralTraveller

AstralTraveller

United Kingdom
January 2003

APR 03, 2005 01:29 PM

That's pretty jazzed up man

NotoriousCAT

NotoriousCAT

Atlanta, GA
January 2004

APR 03, 2005 01:30 PM

Dude, tell that to these guys . eeek

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

APR 03, 2005 01:31 PM

I pooed myself.

el_oso

el_oso

Canada
September 2002

APR 03, 2005 01:36 PM

Dude, no way a ninja would get killed by a bear.

Bears can't even kill rogue fishermen.

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

APR 03, 2005 01:38 PM

what the hell do ninja's have to do with this?

I think it should be ninja/viking/pirate.

or carnie/hobo/drifter

Lil_Tuffy

zenFish

zenFish

Vancouver, BC
August 2004

APR 03, 2005 01:39 PM

LuLuKiTTyFoo said:
Dude, tell that to these guys . eeek



Wow, that is sad.

Snottlebocket

Snottlebocket

Netherlands
March 2004

APR 03, 2005 01:41 PM

el_oso said:
Dude, no way a ninja would get killed by a bear.

Bears can't even kill rogue fishermen.



that's one of my favourite commercials ever, i have to say that imitating bear, ninja or hunter defenitly looks a lot cooler than rock/paper/scissors

Granny

Granny

SUICIDEGIRL

Massachusetts, USA

APR 03, 2005 01:41 PM

I approve. I'm doing this from now on, I swear!

Alyk

Alyk

Boston, MA
February 2005

APR 03, 2005 01:45 PM

lil_tuffy said:
what the hell do ninja's have to do with this?

I think it should be ninja/viking/pirate.

or carnie/hobo/drifter

Lil_Tuffy



If you're referring to carnie wilson, she could definately kick some hobo and drifter ass...

Tallboy66

Tallboy66

Chicago, IL
January 2005

APR 03, 2005 01:48 PM

5 g's for winning a rps game! whatever

NotoriousCAT

NotoriousCAT

Atlanta, GA
January 2004

APR 03, 2005 01:54 PM

zenFish said:

LuLuKiTTyFoo said:
Dude, tell that to these guys . eeek



Wow, that is sad.


Yes, I know about it because they had a tournament in NJ last year and when I heard about it I thought it was a joke. But no. They take it very seriously also. surreal

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

APR 03, 2005 01:55 PM

It's Cowboy, Ninja, Bear.

_Tab

_Tab

USA
September 2004

APR 03, 2005 01:55 PM

Me and my friend play RPS for EVER. We used to play that shit over the phone by counting to three and saing it at the same time. It actually worked. I freakin love RPS. We used to play that other one in school when I was little, but it wasn't ninja it was something else. Can't remember what.

I'm a goober tongue

[Edited on Apr 03, 2005 by throwabomb]

meta

meta

Saint Paul, MN
March 2005

APR 03, 2005 02:02 PM

nothing kills ninjas.
frown

YourCoffinOrMine

YourCoffinOrMine

I'm lost
July 2003

APR 03, 2005 02:07 PM

But if a hunter can kill a bear which can kill a ninja then the hunter would kill the ninja too right?

Snottlebocket

Snottlebocket

Netherlands
March 2004

APR 03, 2005 02:14 PM

crystalaj said:
But if a hunter can kill a bear which can kill a ninja then the hunter would kill the ninja too right?



the bear savagely mauls the ninja to death for which the ninja has no defence.

the hunter brutally shoots the bear from a long distance away but cannot prevent the ninja from sneaking up on him with his inferior instincts and promptly get's his neck snapped!

happyjunk

happyjunk

I'm lost
July 2004

APR 03, 2005 02:26 PM

wait wait i thought that ninjas and pirates are evenly matched.

ninja stars : wooden leg

ninja sword : pirate sword

ninja guitar : parrot

honor : treasure

stealth : bad odor

even match.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

APR 03, 2005 02:28 PM

Rock paper scissors isn't dead, just hung over.

Koleeta

Koleeta

Los Angeles, CA
May 2003

APR 03, 2005 02:30 PM

dkmfc said:
first post. biggrin



welcome home!

Mnislahi

Mnislahi

SUICIDEGIRL

Florida, USA

APR 03, 2005 03:09 PM

How can a bear kill a ninja? Not possible!!

poptard

poptard

United Kingdom
November 2003

APR 03, 2005 03:13 PM

how about
robot - hold arms out like a robot (stright)
pirate - one hand onver one eye
ninja - hold arms like a ninja (bent at elbows)

3 highly respected fighters

ninja kills pirate with his ninjaly ways

pitare kills robot useing his cannons

robot kills ninja with his laser eyes

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

APR 03, 2005 06:19 PM

Mnislahi said:
How can a bear kill a ninja? Not possible!!



By ripping him to pieces.

Noir

Noir

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

APR 03, 2005 06:22 PM

MikeVonBeethoven said:

lil_tuffy said:
what the hell do ninja's have to do with this?

I think it should be ninja/viking/pirate.

or carnie/hobo/drifter

Lil_Tuffy




Dude carnie/ hobo/drifter is like paper/paper/paper
biggrin



I was thinking the same thing.

SurfBetty

SurfBetty

Atlantic Beach, FL
December 2003

APR 03, 2005 06:28 PM

lil_tuffy said:
what the hell do ninja's have to do with this?





Sheesh...don't ya know that ninja's just make everything better?

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