Rock, paper, scissors is dead

Thats right, rock, paper, scissors has finally met its match. When a remote qualm needs instant ramification, have two people stand back to back. Count to three, then turn around and imitate one of these three things: be a bear, a hunter, or a ninja. Bear kills ninja, ninjs kills hunter, hunter kills bear. There you go. Bear hunter ninja: 1, rock paper scissors: 0

That's pretty jazzed up man

Dude, tell that to these guys .

I pooed myself.

Dude, no way a ninja would get killed by a bear.

Bears can't even kill rogue fishermen.

Wow, that is sad.

that's one of my favourite commercials ever, i have to say that imitating bear, ninja or hunter defenitly looks a lot cooler than rock/paper/scissors

If you're referring to carnie wilson, she could definately kick some hobo and drifter ass...

5 g's for winning a rps game!

Yes, I know about it because they had a tournament in NJ last year and when I heard about it I thought it was a joke. But no. They take it very seriously also.

It's Cowboy, Ninja, Bear.

Me and my friend play RPS for EVER. We used to play that shit over the phone by counting to three and saing it at the same time. It actually worked. I freakin love RPS. We used to play that other one in school when I was little, but it wasn't ninja it was something else. Can't remember what.

I'm a goober

[Edited on Apr 03, 2005 by throwabomb]

nothing kills ninjas.

But if a hunter can kill a bear which can kill a ninja then the hunter would kill the ninja too right?

the bear savagely mauls the ninja to death for which the ninja has no defence.

the hunter brutally shoots the bear from a long distance away but cannot prevent the ninja from sneaking up on him with his inferior instincts and promptly get's his neck snapped!

wait wait i thought that ninjas and pirates are evenly matched.

ninja stars : wooden leg

ninja sword : pirate sword

ninja guitar : parrot

honor : treasure

stealth : bad odor

even match.

Rock paper scissors isn't dead, just hung over.

welcome home!

how about
robot - hold arms out like a robot (stright)
pirate - one hand onver one eye
ninja - hold arms like a ninja (bent at elbows)

3 highly respected fighters

ninja kills pirate with his ninjaly ways

pitare kills robot useing his cannons

robot kills ninja with his laser eyes

By ripping him to pieces.

Sheesh...don't ya know that ninja's just make everything better?