Epitaphs

As we already have obituaries.

"Want to spit on my grave? Take a number."

[Edited on Apr 03, 2005 by Crivelli]

"Piss off, I'm busy"

I would just have a gumball machine for my tombstone.

"Don't you have anything else to do?"

"If you are reading this, then you know I am dead. If you didn't know before you started reading this, we should switch places. I am more useful to the world."

[Edited on Apr 03, 2005 by JohnnyHomicide]

"So the burial at sea was too much hassle then. Thanks, thanks a bunch. You always were a selfish bastard."

1985-2005
(the dash in the middle wos My life)
here he lies may he rest in peace
hung onto life by the skin of his teeth
pushing his luck through the bottle he drinks

[Edited on Apr 03, 2005 by warren_13]

Robin doesn't drink. Go Titans!

[Edited on Apr 03, 2005 by JohnnyHomicide]

"I maybe dead but I'm laughing cause your next"

All is forgotten in the stone halls of the dead.
These are the rooms of ruin where the spiders spin and the great circuits fall quiet, one by one.

From DTVII

"Wow, the guy who said "I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you." wasn't joking."

"X
Argh, here be a buried treasure. "

"It was funnier in my head."

"I blame Mike"

"I told you I was sick."

Spike Milligan got there first but his is in Irish I t'ink.

I just want my tombstone to say Beware!

and when people come close my corpse pops up from the ground and a tape recording of a scream plays. ah man that'd be sweet.

"Look out - behind you!"

"Do not disturb"

"His name is Robert Paulsen."

you're standing on my cock. Yes, you. In the back. That's right. You're standing on my cock.

Don't eat the yellow snow.

He farted.

"I want a refund."