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thelastbeliever

thelastbeliever

United Kingdom
January 2004

APR 03, 2005 05:46 AM

Today is a great day, for i have reached my 8888 comment. I thought i would celebrate this fact by creating a topic. As a treat for all you lovely SG-ers, i have included 2 jokes from my journal. Enjoy.

A general and his paratrooper son are sitting at home enjoying a few beers.
“So son, tell me about your first jump.” Says the general.
“Well, by the time the plane got over the jump site.” Says the son. “I was really scared. When it was my turn to jump, I got to the door and I just couldn’t do it…”
“What happened then?” asks the general.
“Well,” says his son, “the sergeant came up behind me, pulled out his dick and said, “jump or I’ll stick this in your arse.”
“So you jumped?” says the general.
“A little,” says the son, “but only at first…”

Three elderly men are sitting around talking about their aches, pains and other bodily functions.
The 70-year-old man says “I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me 20 minutes to have a piss.”
The 80-year-old man says, “My case is worse. I get up every morning at eight and sit on the toilet for half an hour grunting and groaning before I have any sort of bowel movement.”
The 90-year-old man says. “At seven I piss like a race-horse and at eight I shit like a cow.”
“So what’s the problem then?” Ask the other two men.
“Well you see,” says the 90-year-old, “I don’t wake up until nine…”

Many thanks biggrin

Kirin_Ka

Kirin_Ka

USA
September 2004

APR 03, 2005 05:47 AM

YAY for comments! Happy 8888 comment day!

auralpleasure

auralpleasure

Mountain View, CA
February 2004

APR 03, 2005 05:51 AM

The fact that you use arse instead of ass totally makes the first one.

Happy 8888!

Vaenima

Vaenima

France
December 2003

APR 03, 2005 05:52 AM

oh your such a comment whore!! lol

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

APR 03, 2005 05:58 AM

apparently not everyone got the memo:
item 4 in tuffys comment in the middle of the page

thelastbeliever

thelastbeliever

United Kingdom
January 2004

APR 03, 2005 06:05 AM

I wasn't trying to be an attention whore. I was trying to make people smile. Hence i included 2 funny jokes to make it a worthwhile topic.

But fine, close the topic and delete it then... whatever

Vaenima

Vaenima

France
December 2003

APR 03, 2005 06:07 AM

plus 8888 comments is kinda huge really

[Edited on Apr 03, 2005 by Demosthenes]

Sethy

Sethy

United Kingdom
April 2003

APR 03, 2005 06:13 AM

haha your at 8889, you fail

tongue

biggrin

4nik8

4nik8

USA
January 2004

APR 03, 2005 07:54 AM

I think it is a Milestone.. but then again Whadda I know

_Mrs_TLB_

_Mrs_TLB_

United Kingdom
December 2003

APR 03, 2005 10:16 AM

WHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

cK

cK

Phoenix, AZ
October 2004

APR 03, 2005 10:22 AM

duuuuuuuuuude

did you make a wish?!? shocked

katiebarthedoor

katiebarthedoor

Louisville, KY
December 2004

APR 03, 2005 10:25 AM

thelastbeliever said:
I was trying to make people smile.


the thread diddnt, but you saying this did. smile

Chancy

Chancy

Markham, ON
July 2004

APR 03, 2005 10:27 AM

alright!! biggrin

and here i am trying to make it to 1000 tongue

_Tab

_Tab

USA
September 2004

APR 03, 2005 10:31 AM

YAY!

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

APR 03, 2005 10:59 AM

Nice.

I totally missed my 5000 frown

Chancy

Chancy

Markham, ON
July 2004

APR 03, 2005 11:03 AM

toothpickmoe said:
Nice.

I totally missed my 5000 frown


never too late to celebrate!

yay toothpick!! biggrin

JohnnyForeigner

JohnnyForeigner

United Kingdom
July 2003

APR 03, 2005 11:21 AM

Blimey eeek That's nearly twice as many comments as me in about a quarter of the time. If only I was a comment whore... confused wink

Congrats smile

JJ_R0x0rz

JJ_R0x0rz

I'm lost
October 2003

APR 03, 2005 01:00 PM

whoohoo!