8888

Today is a great day, for i have reached my 8888 comment. I thought i would celebrate this fact by creating a topic. As a treat for all you lovely SG-ers, i have included 2 jokes from my journal. Enjoy.

A general and his paratrooper son are sitting at home enjoying a few beers.
“So son, tell me about your first jump.” Says the general.
“Well, by the time the plane got over the jump site.” Says the son. “I was really scared. When it was my turn to jump, I got to the door and I just couldn’t do it…”
“What happened then?” asks the general.
“Well,” says his son, “the sergeant came up behind me, pulled out his dick and said, “jump or I’ll stick this in your arse.”
“So you jumped?” says the general.
“A little,” says the son, “but only at first…”

Three elderly men are sitting around talking about their aches, pains and other bodily functions.
The 70-year-old man says “I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me 20 minutes to have a piss.”
The 80-year-old man says, “My case is worse. I get up every morning at eight and sit on the toilet for half an hour grunting and groaning before I have any sort of bowel movement.”
The 90-year-old man says. “At seven I piss like a race-horse and at eight I shit like a cow.”
“So what’s the problem then?” Ask the other two men.
“Well you see,” says the 90-year-old, “I don’t wake up until nine…”

Many thanks

YAY for comments! Happy 8888 comment day!

The fact that you use arse instead of ass totally makes the first one.

Happy 8888!

oh your such a comment whore!! lol

apparently not everyone got the memo:
item 4 in tuffys comment in the middle of the page

I wasn't trying to be an attention whore. I was trying to make people smile. Hence i included 2 funny jokes to make it a worthwhile topic.

But fine, close the topic and delete it then...

plus 8888 comments is kinda huge really

[Edited on Apr 03, 2005 by Demosthenes]

haha your at 8889, you fail

I think it is a Milestone.. but then again Whadda I know

WHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

duuuuuuuuuude

did you make a wish?!?

the thread diddnt, but you saying this did.

alright!!

and here i am trying to make it to 1000

YAY!

Nice.

I totally missed my 5000

never too late to celebrate!

yay toothpick!!

Blimey That's nearly twice as many comments as me in about a quarter of the time. If only I was a comment whore...

Congrats

whoohoo!