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RatBugDave

RatBugDave

Toledo, OH
July 2003

APR 02, 2005 02:54 PM

if you had to kill someone, how would you do it? assuming you could use any method, i.e. you dont have to worry about noise or messiness, how would you dispatch your victim?
ive always been partial to the 'slit throat from behind' method. id approach the person from behind and hold their head still with my left hand while i draw a razor sharp blade across the throat with my right.

how about you?

_Tab

_Tab

USA
September 2004

APR 02, 2005 02:55 PM

*runs.....fast*

smokingwaitress

smokingwaitress

Elk Grove, CA
March 2005

APR 02, 2005 03:02 PM

ratbug said:
if you had to kill someone, how would you do it? assuming you could use any method, i.e. you dont have to worry about noise or messiness, how would you dispatch your victim?
ive always been partial to the 'slit throat from behind' method. id approach the person from behind and hold their head still with my left hand while i draw a razor sharp blade across the throat with my right.

how about you?




dude, what about that persons' fear and suffering? Hypothetically, of course.

RatBugDave

RatBugDave

Toledo, OH
July 2003

APR 02, 2005 03:05 PM

smokingwaitress said:

ratbug said:
if you had to kill someone, how would you do it? assuming you could use any method, i.e. you dont have to worry about noise or messiness, how would you dispatch your victim?
ive always been partial to the 'slit throat from behind' method. id approach the person from behind and hold their head still with my left hand while i draw a razor sharp blade across the throat with my right.

how about you?




dude, what about that persons' fear and suffering? Hypothetically, of course.



well, if one were to sneak up behind someone, they wouldnt know they were going to die, so what would there be to fear? and if the cut is deep and quick enough, they would die almost instantly.

smokingwaitress

smokingwaitress

Elk Grove, CA
March 2005

APR 02, 2005 03:06 PM

I guess....



[Edited on Apr 02, 2005 by smokingwaitress]

Meaney

meaney

Chicago, IL
September 2003

APR 02, 2005 03:07 PM

.... and other versions of threads about poop.

robosagogo

robosagogo

State College, PA
September 2004

APR 02, 2005 03:09 PM

Guillotine's are just plain classy. I should be so lucky as to die that way.

poptard

poptard

United Kingdom
November 2003

APR 02, 2005 03:11 PM

RatBugDave

RatBugDave

Toledo, OH
July 2003

APR 02, 2005 03:15 PM

if i ever have to kill myself,im totally stealing this one:

"How to do it: find a hooker and inquire about her "ass buffet." If she doesn't know what you're talking about, punch her. If she does know what you're talking about, she shouldn't charge you more than 75 cents to lick her ass. You may even get away with not having to pay her since technically it's not sex (unless you're gay, but I'm not sure if it counts if it's a woman). Fair warning: not paying a hooker is considered shoplifting. Once you've done the (mis)deed, you may want to have some alcohol nearby. Make sure it's something strong like turpentine, because you'll be tasting a mouth full of funk and hookers don't always shit properly depending on their clientele. The tingling feeling in your mouth means the disease is working. Just sit back and relax while your penis falls off and you break out in hives. Then just wait a few months and if the other diseases don't get to you first, the AIDS will. Talk about a cheap suicide! At 75 cents, you can't afford not to kill yourself!"

smokingwaitress

smokingwaitress

Elk Grove, CA
March 2005

APR 02, 2005 03:24 PM

AIDS is always funny.


whatever

smokingwaitress

smokingwaitress

Elk Grove, CA
March 2005

APR 02, 2005 03:27 PM

TacoBob said:

smokingwaitress said:
AIDS is always funny.


whatever




Wendy, Wendy, Wendy...

*shakes head*



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pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

APR 02, 2005 04:59 PM

Wait a sec. Where are the cute, wet bunnies? frown