Getting free stuff.....the sleazy way!

Alright, I'm sure that most of us have cheated the system at some time or another. So what were some of your wickedest scams?

Here's a few of mine:

-In college I used to write food companies telling them I'd chipped my tooth on a rock I'd found in their product. They'd write me back letters absolutely STUFFED with free coupons.

-Years ago I'd buy CD's, cut through the bottom of the platic wrapping with a razor, remove the CD and replace it with a CD-R, reseal the wrapping with clear glue, and return it because "it was a gift."

(NOTE: Yes, I realize I'm a bad person)

I've always found shoplifting to be a lot easier than all that.

So you prostitute yourself for drugs? Yeah, that might be construed as sleazy.

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

I used to steal from my record store employer and trade it for drugs.

I am totally going to hell.

It's okay though. I don't smoke pot or listen to new music anymore...

The 7:15. I hear they have the best shocks. Save you a seat?

Rooom for one more...

What have you done to get you on this bus?

Right, right. So exposing myself to my 3rd grade class = bad?

At a catholic all girls school? And I snuck in? When I worked in the sanitation unit?

I got stones thrown at me....

Thats kinda the same.

*starts making cucumber and death sandwiches for the trip*

IMPRESSIVE

I'm with you.

OE for life!

and that spells bed time for me