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BraveArt

BraveArt

Los Angeles, CA
February 2004

APR 01, 2005 08:25 PM

hotcurry said:
I actually do have a close up picture of her underneith. However it is probably no longer okay to post or link such things on SG.



Is it the one where she is getting out of her car, wearing a skirt, and obviously no panties? If not, its readily available web-wide.

Tallboy66

Tallboy66

Chicago, IL
January 2005

APR 01, 2005 08:27 PM

Callahan said:




April Fools!!!!



F U
mad

atxJIM

atxJIM

Chapel Hill, NC
May 2003

APR 01, 2005 08:33 PM

Al said:

Kris7 said:

Callahan said:

April Fools!!!!



Callahan, hand over your badge and your gun. You're suspended for two weeks.


WHAT ABOUT THE RIGHTS OF THAT LITTLE GIRL?!

God, please someone get this.



When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

PlanNumberOne

PlanNumberOne

Norway
February 2005

APR 01, 2005 08:33 PM

haha! got me smile But it is certainly my favourite Paris Hilton in the pixor there. THIS Paris Hilton is a stayer.

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

APR 01, 2005 09:01 PM

I am of the multitudes, and an not ashamed to say that I expected Hilton Pubes!

Franklin

Franklin

I'm lost
October 2003

APR 01, 2005 09:07 PM

hermetica said:
*falls on floor laughing*

Yeah, that Paris Hilton alright.
Outdated, but still with lots of flashy gold trim.



DISH!

I enjoyed this thread. Thank you for that.

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

APR 01, 2005 09:10 PM

I've been to paris hilton's mother's house, for work. She had an embroidered pillow. I forget what it said exactly, but it was a "humorous" little saying about how difficult it is to raise daughters. Which, at the time, I thought was kind of funny, but it seems a lot less funny retelling it.
I'll go now.

Edited because I'm drunk.

[Edited on Apr 02, 2005 by MrStitches]

schoolgirl

schoolgirl

Christmas Island
May 2003

APR 01, 2005 09:11 PM

That was indeed funny. but now I think you owe us a paris hilton picture. the GIRL this time damn it. wink tongue

Stiles

Stiles

Oakland, CA
November 2002

APR 01, 2005 09:18 PM

Al said:

Stiles said:
I got it.

Thanks, Al.

*goes back to listening to Rio Grande Mud*


Wait... did ZZ Top have something to do about this that I didn't get?




Not until just now.

smile

you're welcome!

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

APR 01, 2005 09:18 PM

atxJIMatx said:

Al said:

Kris7 said:

Callahan said:

April Fools!!!!



Callahan, hand over your badge and your gun. You're suspended for two weeks.


WHAT ABOUT THE RIGHTS OF THAT LITTLE GIRL?!

God, please someone get this.



When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!


Speaking of phallic symbols...

schoolgirl

schoolgirl

Christmas Island
May 2003

APR 01, 2005 09:26 PM

oh, and I see both Paris and Hilton are delivered as promised in the title. but no triple X. we need to get vin deisel in that picture to complete it.

girl_afraid

girl_afraid

Milwaukee, WI
November 2004

APR 01, 2005 09:33 PM

been there, seen that.
the girl, not the hotel.

cop_n_blow

cop_n_blow

USA
July 2004

APR 01, 2005 09:36 PM

i heard it's easy to get in paris hilton. i also heard it's nice in there.

Franklin

Franklin

I'm lost
October 2003

APR 01, 2005 10:28 PM

notMe said:
i heard it's easy to get in paris hilton. i also heard it's nice in there.



I would love to have my balls held by the Paris Hilton.

Koenigsegg

Koenigsegg

I'm lost
July 2004

APR 01, 2005 10:52 PM

whatever. i still jacked off to it

Vim

Vim

Santa Rosa, CA
March 2003

APR 02, 2005 07:11 AM

Al said:

Kris7 said:

Callahan said:

April Fools!!!!



Callahan, hand over your badge and your gun. You're suspended for two weeks.


WHAT ABOUT THE RIGHTS OF THAT LITTLE GIRL?!

God, please someone get this.



When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

confused

Callahan

Callahan

Seattle, WA
February 2005

APR 02, 2005 08:18 AM

Steakandcheese said:
whatever. i still jacked off to it


eeek

ChezGeek

ChezGeek

Port Orchard, WA
January 2004

APR 02, 2005 08:30 AM

lol... good stuff

Dead_Ringer

Dead_Ringer

I'm lost
September 2004

APR 02, 2005 09:54 AM

Kris7 said:

Callahan said:

April Fools!!!!



Callahan, hand over your badge and your gun. You're suspended for two weeks.



No, Chief, you're suspended.

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