Personal Catch Phrases

I was wondering if anyone else has personal catch phrases.

Thanks to www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com, introduced to me by hatefulerin, mine is currently "blarg." "Blarg" can mean anything related to food, eating, being hungry, or fat people. Try saying it out loud. It's very satisfying and just a nice word to say.

Other catch phrases include:

"Bye, everybody!" or
"Bye, clowns!" when leaving work.
and
"Holy gad crap!" for something unbelievable.

My old roommate in college got me saying "ilch." Pretty much means the same thing as "ick" or "gross." That, and all the com sci geeks up at college got me hooked on 1337 5P33K too, I'm afraid. I'll let "w00t" slip daily, and I just want to kick myself in the head every time I catch myself saying it.

well much to the dismay of my friends I have tried entering "boombasitc" into my venacular and also for years I have been saying "god damned son of a hiary whore"

saying "what's his head" instead of "what's his face" ... I gleaned this from a friend and now it's automatic ...

"Yargh" created by my friends and I from many a night drinking with good ole Captain Morgan. Yargh, referring to the sound a pirate might make, kinda like "Yar". Since then it's come to be used as a reference for lots of stuff, such as Captain Morgans Spiced Rum, or something like "damn" or "ugh"... and then my favorite use of the word, using it to show happiness or excitement, like "woohoo" YA-HARGH!!!!

I tend to use "Son of a whore!" a lot more than the ever-popular "son of a bitch." My friends still seem a bit taken aback when I use it, so it could be harsher than I think.

I also say "Aww, yeah," quite often, a la Barry & Levon from The State, usually when something not particularly sexy is brought up. Like, say, rubbing one's ass in pudding.

I'm a big fan of the "Jesus" strain of exclamations, i.e. "Sweet Jesus," "Sweet baby Jesus," "Sweet baby Jesus in a burnt-out birchbark canoe," "Sweet Zombie Jesus," "Oh, Jebus," "Christ on a bicycle," etc.

The rest is mostly culled from The Simpsons. "Mmm, (something)," and so on.

Mostly, though, I just say "Fuck" as much as possible.

[Edited on Jun 20, 2002 by ChaosMonkey]

"It's better than a sharp stick in the eye!"

or

"One thousand swedes ran through the weeds chased by one Norwegian"

or

FTQUTP (you're really cool if you know what this means and you agree with the sentiment)

or

Jesus, Mary and Joseph hanging off the cross...

I also say "sweet" and "totally" way too much.

Watching as many films as I do, film lines just have a habit of popping out... But here're some of the most frequent...

Mmmm...
Doh!
Screw you guys, I'm going home...

And my personal favorite, which when used correctly, can make even the most innocent of conversations filthy or humorous...

That's what she said last night...

Spike

That, is a very cute thing to do...

Spike

Since about the age of 5 or 6 my best friend and me have used "booyah". We also use FAH Q a lot.

About the only thing decent lately I've said is I told somebody I didn't like that "even if brains were beauty, you'd still be butt ugly."

Around the tattoo shop we use "Get outta there!", real loud, to anything we don't agree with, i.e., Tattooist picks up my gauger, inspecting it with only the ignorant eye a tattooist could and I'd exclaim, "Get outta there!"

I'm also a big fan of the derogatory moniker "cockhorse", as in, "Three hours of ink and no tip -- what a total cockhorse."

I'm addicted to 'Right on", damn it.

"Well, fuck me purple" escapes when I'm pissed.

I have more but not enoguh brain cells to conjure up the memories, so I guess I'll go to work.

-Scotty

Hahaha. Yeah, that's one of my personal favorites. Good call.

i have a tendency to let fly with quotes from "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" sometimes...
Just last week I was sailing with my 15 year old cousin, when he did something stupid to my chagrin I said
"I knew it, you're a fucking narcotics agent!"
He was more than a little surprised.

I've also been known to say
"Let's get down to brass tacks, how much do you want for the ape?"
when I'm talking about doing business with someone.

"Sweet merciful crap!" when I'm suprised.

I substitute "junk" for genitals ie: "ow, that hit me right in the junk"

"Thank you, Captain Obvious" when the obvious is stated

but my personal favorite......"Rock out with your cock out" for when you plan on having a really good time. ie: "I can't wait to hit that party tonight, I'm gonna rock out with my cock out"

when answering the phone im known to say "whatup B?" as kinda a mod from half baked

a friend of mine introduced me to a new frustration phrase that i though was pretty funny, which was " crap on a crap cracker!"

a couple that ive used and still use when im angry at something are
"Fudge"
"Martha Focker"
"like a Martha Focker"
"son of a fart"
"son of a biscuit eater"

and there was one i created in grade school (mind you i was probabally around 8-10 years old, which was an expression of suprise "what in the world of creation art?"

keep in mind i was VERY YOUNG and young kids say stupid things!

oh yeah and ive been known to say "later bitches" or "well guys, ive been shootin the shit long enough" when im leaving some place

Mac says


"Rad"

"Shook-chook!" (Denotes shotgun being cocked...You know for people who deserve to die.)

"holy hell"

"fuck you very much"

"dude"

Macspeak

Mostly I quote pop culture.....favorite movies, shows...etc. One line I say alot though is:

"The _who_ with the _what_ now?"

You can use it in any situation too. You don't understand something? You didn't hear something? Just outta blue? any situation at all.

Its highly modifiable too. Kinda like the Transformers(tm) of catch phrases.

"You wanna do _what_ with me _where_?"
"You want to put my _what_ in your _where_?"

etc. etc.

-pj

If anyone asks me where something is and I don't know or don't feel like answering I always say:

"If it was up your ass you'd know!"

"Fuck you, you fucking fuck." is one of my faves too.

And I seem to be saying "ACK!" a lot lately. I think that's a remnant of the old Bill the Cat comics.

I usually find myself saying "ACK!" immediately after saying "If it was up your ass you'd know." "ACK!!" is an appropriate term to use when you're being smacked with a heavy object.


[Edited on Jun 22, 2002 by Grendel]

i forgot one that i use alot when i get mad at videogames and such.... got it from the movie snatch

"fuck all" or sometimes it comes out "Fook all" or "Fookin A"

...and I forgot "the scoffing sound" - blowing air through your lips so they flap against one another.

First I gotta say this is one of the funniest threads I have ever seen anywhere!

Now, like ChaosMonkey, I am a big fan of taking the lords name in vane (vein?). I usually say "Jumping Jesus!" or "Christ on a carousel!". Also, my dad has always exclaimed "Jesus H. Christ!" when he is shocked or alarmed and throughout my childhood I wondered what the H stood for so I decided it was Horatio: "Jumpin' Jesus Horatio Christ!", I say that a lot...

Another one my best friend came up with like 10 years ago and I say it all the time is "Burt!". Long story behind it, but it's kinda like a "Doh!"

There's a line from the movie Casino where some mob boss or someone says "Is the little guy fucking the jews wife?" I thought that was really funny so when I mess something up I sometimes say "Damn, I really fucked the jews wife that time!"

Oh yeah, and a couple other favorites with a beastiality theme:

Friend: "What did you do Friday night?"
Me: "Shit, just sat around dicking the dog."
Dicking the dog can also be replaced with screwin' the pooch, they're both funny..



[Edited on Jun 23, 2002 by katch22]

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