best april fool pranks

what were the best pranks played on you? what was the best prank you played?

I just like to tell my husband that I am pregnant...he falls for it every year.

one year, my parents told me i was adopted.

Years ago my old girlfriend called me to her house. When I got tehre she was getting it on with THREE dudes. She said "I want you to watch how real men are supposed to do it." I stayed and watched the whole thing. Then, when the dudes left she sat next to me and put her arms around me and said "April Fools!!! Oh, honey, I was just kidding! I love the way you screw me!"

ugh... i just woke up to my best friend freaking out on the phone.

apparentely my mom AND gramma both had told her i was pregnant.

and let her go to work with that.

so finally she calls me and is like "Becky! tell me!!"

i said 'dee, all i know is my mom is big on april fools jokes'...

now...well now im scared for my mom.

one year at my high school I made the morning announcement PA system play hanson's "mmmbop" instead of the bugle recording they normally play before we said the pledge of allegiance. I have never been able to top that

Very, very funny.

Becky eh? I knew it!

This is the best one I had planned but never got to pull off:

My friend and his sister share a car. It's their parent's car blah blah. But his sister drives it more often. On April Fool's Day last year we were going to move the car (because he has a set of keys) and replace it with a large rock and a pile of broken windshield glass.

Unfortunately we both ended up having exams or papers due and didn't get to do it.

its all about the lemon jello in the toilet.

My greatest April Fool's joke won't happen until next year.

BLAST!

My Dad is here from out of town, haven't seen him in like 3 or 4 years. He's very gullible and really into the church. I might pretend to come out of the closet.

My mom and her best friend teach at the same school. The friend's married name is "Mrs. Walker." Every year, she comes in with this old lady wig and lots of makeup (she never wears makeup usually) and tells them that she is Mrs. Walker's sister - "Mrs. Skipper", "Mrs. Hopper", "Mrs. Jumper", "Mrs. Runner", etc. here to substitute tech. Then she proceeds to tell them how all the women in her family married men who are active guys! She continues the charade all day long. Because she stays in character, the kids never quite figure out whether it's her or not! She teaches first grade, so they're kinda gullible. I've been fortunate enough to volunteer at the school sometimes when she does this. This year, her daughter is teaching there, too so I can't wait to see how she gets in on the prank!

i told the girl i've been talking to over the internet that i have a lot of feelings for her i couldn't keep inside anymore so i withdrew all my savings and bought myself a airline ticket to new york.

she went "whaaaa" and then saw right through it.

? just lemon jello in the toilet????

Working at a copy shop, telling everyone that we had switched over to "voice recognition" software. No more pressing buttons! All things being equal and the copy shop being as shitty as it was, no one was that suprised when it didn't work, and kept persisting...

HA

yup...or clear...it solidifies overnight...and then whoever sets loose the corn-backed-rattler that morning...doesn't hear the tell-tale plop

the poo just sits there..atop the jello like brown whipped cream.

Kevin and Bean (the morning show) on this radio station in L.A. have pulled the best pranks I've ever personally witnessed.

One time they said they were broadcasting from this new mall that just opened and said they were going to be hanging out there and meeting people. They had an impersonator come in and pretend to be Mike Piazza, they had background mall noises, they had people come in who pretended they were shoppers. Tons of people were calling into the radio station saying they were driving around looking for this mall on the cross streets that the guys gave and couldn't find it. I even fell for that. Didn't realize till the next day that it was a prank.

I don't really like April Fools' pranks - somebody usually ends up upset or disappointed.

only if it's a bad one. most of the time they are.

I like the one where everyone gets up on April 1st and goes about their business as normal. Everything they do is legit, all the stories they tell others are true and all the info on the internet is accurate. They go to bed happy that night and are rested and productive the next day. Pretty soon we all forget about this asinine holiday and are better off for it. What a gag!


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