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I hit my goddamn head [2]

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My cool old lunchbox [2]

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psyched for today's interview

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Qucik! I'm watching Rounders....

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For Anyone needing a personal boost.

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The Geico 'Tiny House' ad [2]

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thing you love most about something you love!!

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Dancing with Yourself? [2]

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Thing you hate most about the opposite sex? [2]

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Making light of a bad situation...

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Best Compliments [2]

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Empty Conversation

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Homer Simpson would be proud!!

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Man Gets His Cheek Pierced With Bicycle.

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Koenigsegg

I'm lost

July 2004

APR 01, 2005 12:11 AM

drunk?

papawheelie

Fisty, KY

February 2003

APR 01, 2005 12:12 AM

pics?

SupremePizzaMan

Seattle, WA

September 2003

APR 01, 2005 12:13 AM

Meh, just let it clot before you put your head on your pillow. Worry about it tomorrow.

SurfBetty

Atlantic Beach, FL

December 2003

APR 01, 2005 12:13 AM

put some tussin on it.

* is this thing on?*

ThePenisMightier

Intercourse, PA

March 2004

APR 01, 2005 12:14 AM

SurfBetty said:
put some tussin on it.

* is this thing on?*

Out of tussin? Put some water in the bottle and shake it up, more tussin.

Trevor

Colorado Springs, CO

July 2003

APR 01, 2005 12:14 AM

Silly girl. Bandaids, now!

_El_Zilcho_

Framingham, MA

April 2003

APR 01, 2005 12:18 AM

Eh, if it ain't bad the bleeding will stop. I charged into a wall multiple times when I was drunk before. I bled a bit. No harm done charged into a wall multiple times when I was drunk before. I bled a bit. No harm done.

What?

Cottser

London, ON

April 2004

APR 01, 2005 12:21 AM

PhobetorZero said:
Eh, if it ain't bad the bleeding will stop. I charged into a wall multiple times when I was drunk before. I bled a bit. No harm done charged into a wall multiple times when I was drunk before. I bled a bit. No harm done.

What?

Haha. My first thought was "double po...wait a minute..."

_El_Zilcho_

Framingham, MA

April 2003

APR 01, 2005 12:24 AM

If you sheets are white, and you get to the stain quick enough, use club soda and salt.

Of course, if you are waiting until morning, then that won't work.

Nimhly

Green Bay, WI

February 2003

APR 01, 2005 12:25 AM

Lain?

funktion

I'm lost

June 2003

APR 01, 2005 12:26 AM

Nimhly said:
Lain?

haha i thought the same thing1!!!

hide your tacks!!

funktion

I'm lost

June 2003

APR 01, 2005 12:34 AM

i think your keyboard is broken too

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA

September 2003

APR 01, 2005 12:35 AM

Lost some fingers as well?

Cottser

London, ON

April 2004

APR 01, 2005 12:43 AM

not yet, just some coordination.

[Edited on Apr 01, 2005 by Cottser]

acetracer

Hollywood, FL

January 2004

APR 01, 2005 12:45 AM

This is good timing, we need a new Lain

[Edited on Apr 01, 2005 by AceTracer]

_Tab

USA

September 2004

APR 01, 2005 12:53 AM

I love you Kaliiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

_MrE_

Santa Cruz, CA

July 2004

APR 01, 2005 12:56 AM

See....If you hadnt shaved off all that hair you would just have a bump and no blood...

SomethingStupid

North Hollywood, CA

March 2004

APR 01, 2005 12:59 AM

turboklipse said:
See....If you hadnt shaved off all that hair you would just have a bump and no blood...

I'm not sure that hair shields you that much, in fairness.

TheSeadog

Reunion

September 2004

APR 01, 2005 01:05 AM

Eh. Apply a little pressure, let it clot. Drink some more to thin the blood. It'll bleed again. Apply a little pressure, let it clot. Drink some more to thin the blood. It'll bleed again. Etc. Eventually, your sheets will be a solid crimson red. And all will be right ith the world.

DrStinkypants

Saint Paul, MN

October 2002

APR 01, 2005 01:07 AM

you should definately take naked pictures of yourself.
its good for the soul... and the brain...

_Tab

USA

September 2004

APR 01, 2005 02:00 AM

get a cool bandaid to put on your booboo

zenFish

Vancouver, BC

August 2004

APR 01, 2005 02:09 AM

GhostFlea said:
Eh. Apply a little pressure, let it clot. Drink some more to thin the blood. It'll bleed again. Apply a little pressure, let it clot. Drink some more to thin the blood. It'll bleed again. Etc. Eventually, your sheets will be a solid crimson red. And all will be right ith the world.

Don't do what this guy said.

Cover the wound, let it clot, SLEEP.

When you get up, get some gatorade you're going to need that to replace things your body is going to be puking up in the morning.

Hope that helps.

djbenvolio

Westerville, OH

January 2004

APR 01, 2005 02:22 AM

SurfBetty said:
put some tussin on it.

* is this thing on?*

bravo!

leiraXariel

Eugene, OR

December 2004

APR 01, 2005 03:12 AM

Uh, if you have a concussion, which you might, going to sleep can cause you to slip into a coma. Go to the ER.

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

APR 01, 2005 04:11 AM

Go to the hospital! You might have cracked your skull.

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