Bad tippers, beware

I know there have been a few threads re: tipping recently, and searched for the following site/link specifically and didn't find it, so my apologies if this has already been posted.

Anyway, if you're a wee miserly, you may want to make sure you're not on this list from BitterWaitress.com:

Shitty Tipper Database

Sample entry:

Tipper's Name: Bill Cosby
Where it happened: Philadelphia
Total bill / Tip amount / Percentage: $375.00 / $3.00
Percentage: < 1% you cheap fuck
What happened: Eat your puddin' phlism-phlasm, bism basm, poppin, baaaaaah!

lol thats cool

Sure, pick on the black guy.

hahahaha
thats cool

Ooh, my liberal guilt is raging now. How's this:

Tipper's Name: Michael Moore (yes THAT Michael Moore)
Where it happened: Los Angeles
Total bill / Tip amount / Percentage: $452.25 / $17.74 / 3%
What happened: OK i ran my ass off for this guy and his friends. Funny I didnt know this guy had friends, maybe they were kissups. 2.5 hours they spent shoveling food down their fat faces. Numerous refills. By the way MM is a pompous ass judging from his treatment of the staff.

ahhh this is a greta at work time killer!

I dunno. It's plausible he's just horrendously bad at calculating tips - that's awful precise to just be a flippant tip.

Or that's all the money he had, since minus a penny that equals $470.









Or it's a really clever reference to the Boston Tea Party.

I've seen that before..hey, I got 3 on 48.00 last night...I don't know how they thought that amount was ok..IT'S NOT EVEN 10 PERCENT!!!!!!!!! and yes my service deserved way more than that...


edited to say: FUCKERS!!

[Edited on Mar 31, 2005 by SurfBetty]

One time I tattooes this redneck's fat stupid wife for way cheaper than I should've on her soft, flabby, 20 gallon hot water bottle of a tit. On an $80 tattoo this ignorant fuck had a crumpled up dollar stickin out of his pocket after paying me, noticed it, and was like "Oh, here this is fer you" and kinda flopped it on the counter. I looked at it like it was a turd he just pulled out of his ass and flicked it back across the counter at him. "Keep it brah, I think you need it more than me" I said. I was SO pissed. Needless to say they never came back.

thats funny, when people ask me why I will not see his movies I always say that MM seems like that guy that would run your ass off and then leave a lousy tip....

I know... I had this old lady ask if we gave senior discounts last night... I was all like "uhhhh, NO!!!!!!!!!!!" we are not freaking Denny's if ya want the senior coffee then hit up McDonalds next time...sheesh.

that guy has made a career out of harassing secretaries. he would'nt know who the common man was if the common man walked up to him and handed him a budweiser.

yes. I work for strictly tips and it makes me insane to have people try to bargain me down on the base prices. "I'm a hot guy - you should comp me." WTF?!? I'm a hot girl - you should pay twice as much! This isn't "Let's Make a Deal" fucker!


BTW, I just bookmarked that site for when I go back to waitressing.

haha OMG I totally did that to this waitress once. I never complain but damn did she piss me off.

I can understand people being pissed about getting crappy tips. But I've had some incredibly crappy waitresses and waiters in my day.

I think I'll start a shitty waiter/waitress database. But I'm probably too lazy.

I once got $1.28 in CHANGE for a $80 ride. We usually get tipped 20% or $16. They were wicked nice too, I guess they thought that made up for the shitty tip.

O how wrong they are.

Oh to hell with him for spending $375.00 at the place. Oooohhh what a bad man.

I love that website. It's interesting to see who tips good and who is a big jerk.

Yeah, that's the problem with sites like this. For all we can tell the service might have been shitty and these people deserved a low - or no - tip.

I gave a 50% tip to the pizza guy today since I know our area is full of college students who don't ever tip and he was all like confused for a moment then thanked me like five times.

I don't ever stiff on a tip, even for bad service. I just tend to learn what servers are good, learn their names, ask to be seated in their section when they are working.

i never stiff. even if the waitress/waiter/bartender ignores me, is rude, etc. i might not tip *well*, but i'll at lest put something down. everyone has shitty days. and those people make a living off tips. as do i.

Alright, I know I'm going to bring the wrath of the SG gods down upon me for this one....

1. You don't have to be a food server.
2. You don't have to be a food server in an area thick with movie stars.
3. Everybody hates their job, but not everybody has a website for it.
4. Tips are optional. You knew that when you submitted your resume.

The "you," by the way, is hypothetical. I don't actually mean you.

Also, here are some smilies to ease the backlash: