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Lain

Lain

Astoria, NY
April 2004

MAR 29, 2005 10:42 AM

Welcome to 1940, Die hard catholics, and people not living in "today's world"

Eever wonder if the people who "wait" have really shitty sex lives? Id say yeah... and most end in devorce where both people go off to screw whom ever they damn well like..

well... here you go. foxnews.com is displaying these right now:









Seems to me if he or she gets you down to your "wait wear" thong shit has already started to hit the fan.

seanvegas

seanvegas

Lincoln, NE
December 2004

MAR 29, 2005 11:33 AM

This is the wardrobe that Bush bought for his two daughters. He ended up taking them to the Salvation Army!

The clothes, I mean.

ankiel66

ankiel66

Seattle, WA
June 2003

MAR 29, 2005 11:36 AM

hahahaha biggrin

Oh my god, that is so funny.

Though if I was single, I would appreciate the visual help on who I should hit on. I can't think of anything more uncomfortable then heading down south, and seeing, "NO VOWS NO SEX". At that point, should you just slowly back out of the room, or run out naked?

Idjit

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

MAR 29, 2005 11:39 AM

You need to show the backs though, which have witty one liners that give the okay to anal sex, like "I don't have a Pooper Cherry!" and "It would have to be immaculate this way!", etc.

Cash

Cash

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

MAR 29, 2005 11:43 AM

Idjiit said:
You need to show the backs though, which have witty one liners that give the okay to anal sex, like "I don't have a Pooper Cherry!" and "It would have to be immaculate this way!", etc.



"You're not a whore, through the back door"

Bondgirl

Bondgirl

Aberdeen, SD
February 2004

MAR 29, 2005 11:45 AM

Oh my gosh!!! I reall really really want those! All of them!

Dylan

Dylan

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

MAR 29, 2005 01:16 PM

I don't get the whole waiting until marriage thing. I mean, what if they're really, really bad?
Test drive.

Lain

Lain

Astoria, NY
April 2004

MAR 29, 2005 01:41 PM

Dylan said:
I don't get the whole waiting until marriage thing. I mean, what if they're really, really bad?
Test drive.



i like you. lets be friends

HyenaHell

HyenaHell

I'm lost
April 2003

MAR 29, 2005 02:08 PM

the "my father is watching" one kind of creeps me out... i just get this image of an old man with a white beard looking down on couples copulating, with a notepad and a disappointed look on his face. surreal

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

MAR 29, 2005 02:09 PM

Wait, this is from FoxNews.com? And yet they're still trying to claim they're an objective news source, not a mouthpiece for the right? Riiiight.

ThisIsWhoWeAre

ThisIsWhoWeAre

Oakland, CA
July 2004

MAR 29, 2005 02:16 PM

Dylan said:
I don't get the whole waiting until marriage thing. I mean, what if they're really, really bad?
Test drive.


Amen to that sister!

JaiDee

JaiDee

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

MAR 29, 2005 02:24 PM

Lain said:

Dylan said:
I don't get the whole waiting until marriage thing. I mean, what if they're really, really bad?
Test drive.



i like you. lets be friends




and by friends you mean "let me take off your 'no ring no ding' thong"??

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

MAR 29, 2005 02:31 PM

Lain said:



I need these. love

Not because I'm insane, but the design is uber-cute, doncha think? (And they seem so counterproductive to the cause. They're just begging to be peeled off.)

[Edited on Mar 29, 2005 by dictionary_girl]

tellyfone

tellyfone

Ithaca, NY
December 2004

MAR 29, 2005 02:55 PM

"Not till marriage" undergarments. Now how ironic is that?

FWIW, I won't diss someone for choosing premarital celibacy for their own reasons. I do have a problem with these phony-baloney TV preachers and congressional slimebags who, with the help of tax-financed "abstinence-only" sex-ed programs, drill it into peoples' heads. Some of these evil muthas have rammed their own marriage vows through the nearest shredder (remember what happpened with Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggart in the late 80's?).


[Edited on Mar 29, 2005 by tellyfone]