Fucking Hiccups

I have now had the hiccups for a half an hour.

It's bad enough that I can't sleep, and now I have to deal with this? What the fuck?

Yes, I have tried everything.

Wish I could help, I can somehow banish hiccups at will. Before I picked up that trick, a full, dry spoonful of sugar sometimes worked.

tried it ... I hope I'm not one of those people who hiccups for 20 years.

It has now been almost an hour ...

Go for a record

stab them

I fucking HATE hiccups something chronic!!! They are truly the most useless biological function the body performs, and if you get them really bad (like I do sometimes) they really hurt

my teacher when i was about 7 used to hate it when you had the hiccups. So if he heard you hiccuping he used to shout stand on the table! And ud have to climb up and stand on your desk in front of the rest of the class, the combination of shock and embarassment sured you pretty damn quick!

Okay, this works every time, I guar-ron-tee.

Fill a glass with water, then take a paper towel and fold it in half. Cover the top of the glass with the paper towel, hold it taut, then drink the entire glass of water through the paper towel.

On rare occasions you might have to do this twice, but usually the first time's a keeper.

punch yourself in the balls! youll forget all about the hiccups.

good luck!

Isn't the hiccup record like 30 years or something?

Light a match. Drop it in a glass of water. Drink said glass of water.

If that does work, amazing

I hate the hiccups, and when I get them I tend to have them more than once throughout the day. By about the third bout with the nasty little spasms, my abs are sore and my throat starts to hurt. Bastard hiccups.

Put one finger in your left ear and slowly take a long sip from a drink. Your hiccups will be gone in no time

...and now we'll meet a gentleman who's had the hiccups for 20 years...

"<Hic>, kill me. <Hic>, kill me. <Hic>, kill me...."

You need a good scare. I'll go break Terrel Owen's leg for ya.

I haven't had hiccups in like 5 years. But holding my breath always worked. Never took more than 2-3 tries.

I remember I used to hiccup while yawning every once in a while in high school. You make a really LOUD involuntary noise like a rabid harbor seal. Sooooo embarrassing when everyone turns around and looks at you.

i was just going to say "drink water upside down." but this is a much better explanation.

and i hiccup worse when i hold my breath. just doesn't work.

I'll give you 5 bucks if you can hiccup again.

Woo search function!!

Yup, sleepless and hiccuping yet again.
It's really fucking annoying.

try some vinegar! a teaspoon full or similar depending on how much you like the taste, works for me but then again im a vinegar junkie who drinks it by the bottle