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FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

MAR 28, 2005 05:52 PM

Do you like to dance? Do you frequently go out specifically to dance? Have you ever gone to a club by yourself, just to dance? What kind of music do you like to dance to? Do I ask too many questions? Are those Levolor Blinds? Does this car get good gas mileage? Back to the dancing, do you ever dance in the comfort of your own home just for the fuck of it? I'm burning with curiosity, and a rash.

Rosscoe

Rosscoe

I'm lost
March 2005

MAR 28, 2005 05:53 PM

go clubbing by myself? no.

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

MAR 28, 2005 05:56 PM

I hate dancing in public because a bunch of stupid butt nuggets ruined it for me as a kid by rubbing their dicks all over my back with no warning at all.

If any of you were not aware, rubbing your dick on strangers is not dancing. Rubbing your dick on people who have given you permission to do so may or may not be dancing.

burstandbloom

burstandbloom

New Orleans, LA
February 2004

MAR 28, 2005 05:56 PM

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

MAR 28, 2005 05:57 PM

Clara said:
If any of you were not aware, rubbing your dick on strangers is not dancing. Rubbing your dick on people who have given you permission to do so may or may not be dancing.


Phew! Okay, got it. Thanks.

*rubs dick all over thread*

FartyMcCrablice

FartyMcCrablice

Seattle, WA
February 2005

MAR 28, 2005 05:57 PM

i only club baby seals. its where the money is.


...so board...



[Edited on Mar 28, 2005 by FartyMcCrablice]

Chitin

Chitin

New York, NY
December 2004

MAR 28, 2005 05:59 PM

Clara said:
I hate dancing in public because a bunch of stupid butt nuggets ruined it for me as a kid by rubbing their dicks all over my back with no warning at all.


They were just trying to mark you as their territory!


Like puppies! Cute lil' puppies! tongue

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

MAR 28, 2005 06:00 PM

MisterSatan said:
*rubs dick all over thread*


Check your email for warning number 564635165431354, filthy mouth. And other parts.

NotoriousCAT

NotoriousCAT

Atlanta, GA
January 2004

MAR 28, 2005 06:01 PM

I like to dance around the house as I perform household chores. biggrin

ChristmasJones

ChristmasJones

New London, CT
July 2004

MAR 28, 2005 06:02 PM

FridgeMagnet said:
Do you like to dance? Do you frequently go out specifically to dance? Have you ever gone to a club by yourself, just to dance? What kind of music do you like to dance to? Do I ask too many questions? Are those Levolor Blinds? Does this car get good gas mileage? Back to the dancing, do you ever dance in the comfort of your own home just for the fuck of it? I'm burning with curiosity, and a rash.


I can air guitar in front of a mirror like nobody's business.

Also my air drums while driving in traffic are priceless.

DVD coming soon.

katiebarthedoor

katiebarthedoor

Louisville, KY
December 2004

MAR 28, 2005 06:19 PM

breakbeats.
if i still danced.


and also i prolly play the best air guitar of anyone youve ever met.

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

MAR 28, 2005 06:21 PM

katiebarthedoor said:
breakbeats.
if i still danced.


and also i prolly play the best air guitar of anyone youve Never met.



I'll give you that.

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

MAR 28, 2005 06:27 PM

Clara said:
I hate dancing in public because a bunch of stupid butt nuggets ruined it for me as a kid by rubbing their dicks all over my back with no warning at all.

If any of you were not aware, rubbing your dick on strangers is not dancing. Rubbing your dick on people who have given you permission to do so may or may not be dancing.



That's crap, I would have poured drinks on them. If I'd been there, and then ridiculed their dicks.

ill_will

ill_will

Detroit, MI
September 2004

MAR 28, 2005 06:30 PM

All the time. Like homo.

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

MAR 28, 2005 06:31 PM

FridgeMagnet said:
That's crap, I would have poured drinks on them. If I'd been there, and then ridiculed their dicks.


The worst and final time it happened I was pinned between two of them and couldn't move my arms or legs to hit or kick my way out at all. Blech.

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

MAR 28, 2005 06:31 PM

I would never under any circumstances let other people see me dance. However, I spend as much time as possible dancing around my house. Could be fast music, could be slow, doesn't matter; I'm shaking my money-maker.

"It was more like a full-body dry heave..."

[Edited on Mar 28, 2005 by mamet]

SouthernBelle

SouthernBelle

Charlotte, NC
December 2004

MAR 28, 2005 06:35 PM

I don't dance by myself unless I am really, really drunk...and even then I am more likely to kiss random strangers than dance alone.... blush

Einzel

Einzel

SUICIDEGIRL

Andorra

MAR 28, 2005 06:36 PM

I dance in the car.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

MAR 28, 2005 06:42 PM

Clara said:

MisterSatan said:
*rubs dick all over thread*


Check your email for warning number 564635165431354, filthy mouth. And other parts.


mad mad mad

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

MAR 28, 2005 06:47 PM

I was dancing around in my room to the sweet sweet sounds of "Weird Science" last night.

EmilyRocks

emilyrocks

Sacramento, CA
May 2004

MAR 28, 2005 07:53 PM

i go dancing by myself all the time. i think i'll be going out tomorrow night, actually... luckily, i don't have too many butt nuggest rubbing themselves all over me and when i do i elbow them in the adam's apple and move on. the clubs i go to play a lot of electroclash, synthpop and 80s stuff mostly. yes. no. not really. and i dance around my house quite frequently. especially when cooking. i also dance at work.

and i hope the rash clears up.

handyman

handyman

Austin, TX
November 2004

MAR 28, 2005 08:01 PM

Dear god no. I'm the worst dancer on Earth, and just the thought of having to dance in public gives me a panic attack. Ya, I'm lame, and I'm know it. biggrin

jholtsnider

jholtsnider

I'm lost
February 2004

MAR 28, 2005 08:08 PM

I guess you could call my flailing dancing... biggrin

PatrickY

PatrickY

Vancouver, WA
December 2003

MAR 28, 2005 08:08 PM

I dance, but I don't go to clubs by myself to do it. But I'm a dancing fiend, beotch.

And I never rub my dick on people's backs when I dance. I save my dick rubbing for their Levolor blinds.

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

MAR 28, 2005 08:08 PM

I'll dance to most anything. I kind of create a little five foot circle full of rapidly moving limbs. It's hazardous to enter that little circle without offering some sort of warning of your presence.

[Edited on Mar 28, 2005 by Frank]

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