Position of the Day... The Coffee Table

Hey, I found these in some old files I had... and I thought i would put them to good use here! These were ripped off from a now defunct website, but some of this shit is great.. plus everyone looks so happy in the pics!

Here we go... Today's Position of the day... the coffee table:



How to do it: Let her get on top in the usual slight variation on the missionary position. Do it on the floor, unless you've got a really firm mattress. Now, tell her to rise up with you, as you bring yourself up on all fours while facing upwards. Keep your back straight. You pretty much are aiming to look like a goddamn coffee table.

She should now be standing on her feet, crouched down and maintaining the point of penetration. Have her put her hands on your shoulders for some balance, and let her gyrate away.

Degree of difficulty: It's an easy position to reach. Maintaining it, however, can be a little tougher. Barring any back problems, you should be able to maintain this one for about a full minute. She'll want longer, but let's be realistic.

Is it good for you? Well, it's good for the relationship. And guys with submissive tendencies can probably build a decent fantasy around the position. But, really, your enjoyment is left to your girlfriend's willingness to show some abandon.

Is it good for her? She has complete control over the stroking and the angle of penetration. Ladies like complete control over the stroking and the angle of penetration.

The risks: None, really—but we can't recommend taking this position to climax. Your shoulders might not feel so great the next day.

[Edited on Nov 30, 2002 by Luthien]

hahaha that's fuckin' hillarious.

no you just have to have the determination and the stamnina for it

It's possible... and just hold on tight... I have TONS of these in this file here... I'll keep unloading them as the days go by... sooner or later I might find out who th eartist is.

everyone should try these out as homework assignments.

[Edited on Nov 30, 2002 by Luthien]

Hey, thats not the coffee table I know (& love..) !

Oh, okay.. I guess what I've been calling the "coffee table" all this time is actually called "coffee table nooky." How embarassing.

hmmm...maybe i just ight try that one out..plus i think it will be great exercise...

I've always been a big fan of the backwards cowboy

I just love the people in the cartoon- they look so happy!