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Luthien1

Luthien1

Waterbury, CT
OLD SKOOL

NOV 30, 2002 07:08 AM

Hey, I found these in some old files I had... and I thought i would put them to good use here! These were ripped off from a now defunct website, but some of this shit is great.. plus everyone looks so happy in the pics!

Here we go... Today's Position of the day... the coffee table:



How to do it: Let her get on top in the usual slight variation on the missionary position. Do it on the floor, unless you've got a really firm mattress. Now, tell her to rise up with you, as you bring yourself up on all fours while facing upwards. Keep your back straight. You pretty much are aiming to look like a goddamn coffee table.

She should now be standing on her feet, crouched down and maintaining the point of penetration. Have her put her hands on your shoulders for some balance, and let her gyrate away.

Degree of difficulty: It's an easy position to reach. Maintaining it, however, can be a little tougher. Barring any back problems, you should be able to maintain this one for about a full minute. She'll want longer, but let's be realistic.

Is it good for you? Well, it's good for the relationship. And guys with submissive tendencies can probably build a decent fantasy around the position. But, really, your enjoyment is left to your girlfriend's willingness to show some abandon.

Is it good for her? She has complete control over the stroking and the angle of penetration. Ladies like complete control over the stroking and the angle of penetration.

The risks: None, really—but we can't recommend taking this position to climax. Your shoulders might not feel so great the next day.


[Edited on Nov 30, 2002 by Luthien]

neon

neon

Brooklyn, NY
November 2002

NOV 30, 2002 08:00 AM

hahaha that's fuckin' hillarious.

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

NOV 30, 2002 08:51 AM

Ummm... I think you either have to be all schwareneggered out or have a girlfriend who weighs 26 lbs. to accomplish this lil manouever.

Lil_Tuffy

Charlie_Stars

Charlie_Stars

USA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 30, 2002 08:53 AM

no you just have to have the determination and the stamnina for it

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

NOV 30, 2002 09:03 AM

Malphas said:
no you just have to have the determination and the stamnina for it



Is that like suddenly being strong enough to lift a car cuz yer baby's under it?

Lil_Tuffy

Luthien1

Luthien1

Waterbury, CT
OLD SKOOL

NOV 30, 2002 09:04 AM

It's possible... and just hold on tight... I have TONS of these in this file here... I'll keep unloading them as the days go by... sooner or later I might find out who th eartist is.

everyone should try these out as homework assignments.

[Edited on Nov 30, 2002 by Luthien]

Clitilda

Clitilda

San Jose, CA
September 2002

NOV 30, 2002 09:35 AM

Hey, thats not the coffee table I know (& love..) !

Oh, okay.. I guess what I've been calling the "coffee table" all this time is actually called "coffee table nooky." How embarassing.

DemiGauge

DemiGauge

Gresham, OR
November 2002

NOV 30, 2002 07:39 PM

hmmm...maybe i just ight try that one out..plus i think it will be great exercise... miao!!

Marla

Marla

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

NOV 30, 2002 07:41 PM

inebriata said:



wow, I can't do that one. he's a north pointer.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 30, 2002 07:44 PM

I've always been a big fan of the backwards cowboy

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

NOV 30, 2002 07:46 PM

I just love the people in the cartoon- they look so happy!

Amina

Amina

SUICIDEGIRL

Nevada, USA

NOV 30, 2002 08:43 PM

my position of last night: hanging half way of off the couch upside down. That was an interesting one.

Marla

Marla

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

NOV 30, 2002 09:18 PM

I like the office chair the best, because you get lots of bounce, I sit on top facing him and the back of the chair(and this of course begs for nipple sucking), and it's perfect for g-spot stimulus! ::eyes roll back and I fall on the floor in orgasm-reenactment:: eeek