What were their parents TINNKING: Bad names

There's a cable news anchor (MSNBC?) named Willow Bey.

I knew someone named Peter Pullin

There was a guy in my high school that was named the same thing, except it was pronounced "Shi-theed"...the first day of school one of my teachers accidentally said shithead, though. It was hilarious, because no one knew the kid's name at that point AND i went to a christian school. He was from somewhere overseas- I can't remember where.

My good friend's name is Cinnamon Bacon. I couldn't make that up if I tried.

i knew a girl once whose first name was wendy, middle name darling. it turned out her parents were jm barrie fanatics. anyway, one of her brothers was called peter. his middle name? yep, pan. of course what makes it even funnier is that at the time i knew her he was an up and coming lightweight boxer...

i remember looking in the phonebook one time and there was a Dick Tinkle listed

and Michael Jackson's for 'Dirty Diana'

I went to high school w/ a girl named Sparkle Wigglesworth (try to make *that* up)

My sister went to middle school w/ a pair of twins: Heather and Leather

I also knew a Billy Williams, and a girl named Sara Sed.

Edited to say:
Oh yeah. The guy who plays Oliver Wood in the Harry Potter movies is named Sean Biggerstaff.

[Edited on Apr 05, 2005 by AlienEeeter]

There was a Dick Mast who played pro golf for a while...

Meanwhile...taken from the Greater LA White Pages...this is all public information folks:
Hung Phat
Phat Van Dong (I am NOT making that shit up!)
Choade Dong
Flossie Cox (just cruel)
B.S. Cocking
Bruce Cockroll (Jesus--that is perfect)
Amy Cun (leaves a lil' somethin for the imagination)
Gentry Dick
M. Dickoff
Slippy Dogg
Patrick Doody
Thomas Wanker
Chang Chang Wang
Ding Wang
Fang Wang (might be my all time fav)
Rengrong Wang
Rich Wang (a doctor pehaps?)


and the winner is..
Chiquita Wangsawidjaja

(Editor's note: I am reading the fucking phone book, kill me now!!!!)

I once told a classmate in highschool about my ex-stepdad's name, Richard Hunter. (Of course friends and family called him Dick Hunter.) I had to explain to her that "Dick" is short for Richard, to which she replied, "Oh, my dad's name is Richard." I asked her what her last name was. "Callas," she replied.

There once was (and still may be) a listing in the Birmingham, AL phone book for Fax Machine Wiener.

Has everyone forgotten Dick Assman?

i knew a guy named Richard Cox. he neve went by dick but it ws funny to call him that.

This is pretty unfortunate.

Mike Hunt shoveled my brother's driveway.

My driver ed teacher was named Dick Weinger

As for Ima Hogg... Here's the story

[Edited on Apr 05, 2005 by googuse]

Do you have any photos?

knew a girl named kamonporn Thong-on. for real. asian name, not made up porn name.

knew a girl named kamonporn Thong-on. for real. asian name, not made up porn name.

We used to have a customer named Dick Smoker. When I first started working here there was a lady in the office. Mr.Smoker came in and she was writing his repair order. "Your name, sir?" she said. "Dick Smoker" he says. "Yeah, right! Really, whats your name?" The poor guy had to prove it with ID to her before she would believe him. She got fired!

i heard Sally Lipshits over the intercom at the airport =D

This one isnt that bad, but when I was in High School. I knew this kid named Aaron Case and his mom was having another baby, and she was all doped up on pain killers, so when they asked her what the new babies name was. She said "Justin"

Justin Case.

Sucks to be him.

Friend of a friend named her daughter Carlin.

Doesn't sound too bad, but one of its meanings is "witch". And not in a good way.