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McBane13

McBane13

I'm lost
April 2004

MAR 24, 2005 03:18 PM

JoshXXX said:
I liked it... I think she's super cute. The one thing I didn't like was the first joke about licking jelly of her boyfriend's penis... especailly since she's going steady with Jimmy Kimmel, last I heard.



Jimmy Kimmel?!?!?

That jackass better pray to every deity each night and thank them....


Jimmy Kimmel?!

mad eeek

biggrin

Roger_Camden

Roger_Camden

Wyandotte, MI
December 2003

MAR 24, 2005 04:02 PM

PointBlank said:

Roger_Camden said:
Instead of taking a writing spot on the 4th (and best) season of Mr. Show, she decided to concentrate on acting (we all recall her many starring roles).

So, she loses.

Her occasional column in Vice is usually fun.


Yeah, we remember all the starring roles that the rest of the 4th season Mr Show writers got.


Point.
However, I think being the writers of Mr. Show would be a pretty great thing to boast.
Even if that had been the highest profile job they had.

Caligula_ODM

Caligula_ODM

Newport, RI
March 2005

MAR 24, 2005 04:06 PM

funny funny funny! i bet shes a dirty beotch in bed too!

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

MAR 24, 2005 05:31 PM

Oh Sarah Silverman..

fuck.

When I see the film I don't know which I'll be more - rolling on the floor clutching my guts in jabs of knife stabbing hilarity or having my first fantasies relating to jelly.

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

MAR 24, 2005 05:46 PM

Crivelli said:
Saying nigger though, isn't that something Lenny Bruce was doing forty years ago?


Back then it was doable. To do it today is to risk a serious beating.

ill_will

ill_will

Detroit, MI
September 2004

MAR 24, 2005 05:52 PM

alyk said:
did she really say 'I love you more than blacks don't tip?' sarah silverman is the asshole who started that thread?



I'm black, and I think PC should be kept out of comedy. Comedy is to meant to make you laugh, and should not be taken seriously.

[Edited on Mar 24, 2005 by madmanjo]

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

MAR 24, 2005 07:37 PM

I can't believe you guys are wasting precious board space talking about this instead of the complete awesome that is Sarah Silverman.

When I mentioned this film to my co-workers we were all appropriately misty-eyed and slack-jawed.

You should show the same common decency.

MarginWalker2002

MarginWalker2002

San Diego, CA
April 2004

MAR 24, 2005 07:39 PM

That needs to be posted on the 'Black people don't tip' thread... I nearly spit beer when she said that.


For those that didn't see the mentioned thread: For fuck's sake, no, I'm not a racist...

MarginWalker2002

MarginWalker2002

San Diego, CA
April 2004

MAR 24, 2005 08:42 PM

EnfantTerrible said:

MarginWalker2002 said:
That needs to be posted on the 'Black people don't tip' thread... I nearly spit beer when she said that.


For those that didn't see the mentioned thread: For fuck's sake, no, I'm not a racist...




hahaha...me too...I thought to myself, "what are the odds of hearing that exact same phrase the same week as a zot"... biggrin



Dude! Does that mean Sarah's going to get the big black strikethrough!?!?

Trevallion

Trevallion

Murfreesboro, TN
February 2004

MAR 24, 2005 08:47 PM

No. Jesus is fucking metal.

trocc

trocc

Chicago, IL
March 2003

MAR 24, 2005 09:06 PM

oh this is a happy thing. i have been craving more Sarah Silverman... more more more



love

MarginWalker2002

MarginWalker2002

San Diego, CA
April 2004

MAR 24, 2005 09:08 PM

EnfantTerrible said:

MarginWalker2002 said:

EnfantTerrible said:

MarginWalker2002 said:
That needs to be posted on the 'Black people don't tip' thread... I nearly spit beer when she said that.


For those that didn't see the mentioned thread: For fuck's sake, no, I'm not a racist...




hahaha...me too...I thought to myself, "what are the odds of hearing that exact same phrase the same week as a zot"... biggrin



Dude! Does that mean Sarah's going to get the big black strikethrough!?!?



...and why does it have to be a big BLACK strike through? Why is 'black' always villainized?



Oh c'mon. Doesn't every black man, deep down inside, really want to be white??

RockRBoy

RockRBoy

Brooklyn, NY
August 2004

MAR 24, 2005 09:10 PM

Oh man I wanted to see that before I saw that ad, now it is my obsession to go see that movie. I'm totally in love with Sarah Silverman.

RockRBoy

RockRBoy

Brooklyn, NY
August 2004

MAR 24, 2005 09:12 PM

MarginWalker2002 said:

EnfantTerrible said:

MarginWalker2002 said:

EnfantTerrible said:

MarginWalker2002 said:
That needs to be posted on the 'Black people don't tip' thread... I nearly spit beer when she said that.


For those that didn't see the mentioned thread: For fuck's sake, no, I'm not a racist...




hahaha...me too...I thought to myself, "what are the odds of hearing that exact same phrase the same week as a zot"... biggrin



Dude! Does that mean Sarah's going to get the big black strikethrough!?!?



...and why does it have to be a big BLACK strike through? Why is 'black' always villainized?



Oh c'mon. Doesn't every black man, deep down inside, really want to be white??



Quite possibly the best usage of a Kevin Smith quote in context of a thread.

Luis

Luis

Preston, ID
February 2004

MAR 24, 2005 10:12 PM

Jesus was at Fantasm con. He brought a POGO STICK. How fucking cool is that? I took a pic:

Roger_Camden

Roger_Camden

Wyandotte, MI
December 2003

MAR 24, 2005 10:15 PM

Luis said:
Jesus was at Fantasm con. He brought a POGO STICK. How fucking cool is that? I took a pic:


Everytime he pogos, the thorns pierce his head and his passion grows.

Luis

Luis

Preston, ID
February 2004

MAR 24, 2005 10:28 PM

Roger_Camden said:

Luis said:
Jesus was at Fantasm con. He brought a POGO STICK. How fucking cool is that? I took a pic:


Everytime he pogos, the thorns pierce his head and his passion grows.


And then the angel Gabriel, in her red lingerie flogs him, while Satan gets off quietly in a corner.

Roger_Camden

Roger_Camden

Wyandotte, MI
December 2003

MAR 24, 2005 10:38 PM

Luis said:

Roger_Camden said:

Luis said:
Jesus was at Fantasm con. He brought a POGO STICK. How fucking cool is that? I took a pic:


Everytime he pogos, the thorns pierce his head and his passion grows.


And then the angel Gabriel, in her red lingerie flogs him, while Satan gets off quietly in a corner.


The Shirtless Tiny Tim lookalike glances at his digital watch and says, "lookit the time!"

naja_haje

naja_haje

Portland, OR
March 2003

MAR 24, 2005 11:03 PM

I love that woman.

Remember, when God gives you AIDS (and God does give you AIDS) make lemonaids.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

FEB 24, 2006 12:34 AM

I just saw this movie and it nearly made me choke to death on popcorn many times.

Essential.

papawheelie

papawheelie

Fisty, KY
February 2003

FEB 24, 2006 12:46 AM

yeah, best stand-up I've seen in ages

priapus

priapus

I'm lost
January 2004

FEB 24, 2006 07:33 AM

A good comic teaches us something about ourselves.

Sarah taught me that I could laugh my ass off while maintaining a raging hard-on.

It was quite a discovery.

DeadBilly

DeadBilly

Burnt Cabins, PA
February 2004

FEB 25, 2006 11:22 AM

TheRevolutionary said:
Sarah Silverman is my dream girl.



Hell yeah! I'd tap her azz any day. love

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