"We've got ourselves a cowboy, gentleman..."

"So you're telling me it was one guy with six guns, and he was a senior frigging citizen?"

Symbology?

"It looks like they shot the fag man first."


"Fag-man? Freud was right."

" What the fuck are you doing?"

" I wanna cuddle."

" Fucking fagot!"

"They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my balls in marinara sauce so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it!"

You said Que? then I said Que?

So two Que?'s cancel each other out.


Now someone else is free to say Que?

"...And guess what? I killed your fucking cat, too, you druggie bitch!"

"What? You killed my cat?"

"I WILL SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FUCKING HEAD IF YOU CAN TELL ME THAT CATS NAME!"

"Ummm, 'Sk... Skipper... SKIPPY."

"FUCK! What color was it?!"

Don't forget to carry the one and drop the decimal point.

"FUCK! ASS!"

"Get your fucking rope already!"

:accidentally shoots the cat:

"I'm hit! I'm fucking hit!"

:accidentally falls through the ceiling killing 8 Russian mobsters:

Wow, what a shit movie.

ohhhhhh... bastard!

I thought this discussion might be about this:

Personally, I love the tendercrisp bacon chedder ranch...

Boondock Saints: the movie where people regularly empty clips at each other in slow motion from a distance of five feet and hit nothing.

No dude, the matrix thread is two doors down.

i still need to see this flick.

Now I just have an image in my head of Billy Connolly as an Agent.

Well that certainly illustrates the divirsity of the word...

A funny coincidence seeing as how one hour ago I recieved a powerpoint presentation in which the presenter used the word "symbology" no less then ten times. I fought the urge to quote this movie....

HA!

They went to the A-Team school of marksmanship.