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BoothAdams

BoothAdams

Gresham, OR
OLD SKOOL

NOV 29, 2002 07:29 PM

Which male super-hero would most likely be the best in bed?

I'd say Mr. Fantastic for the obvious reason. and Batman would have the stamina. You'd think the Flash would be good for the people who like it really fast, but of course he might be a little to quick, like a 2 pump chump.

Charlie_Stars

Charlie_Stars

USA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 29, 2002 07:38 PM

iron man 2 reasons one he is this rich old guy with viagra and 2 he has a pretty cool themesong courtisy of ozzy osbourne and black sabbath

Cherry

Cherry

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

NOV 29, 2002 07:43 PM

SpiderMan

No contest

Cherry xx

P.S No, this isn't after seeing the recent movie, this is a long-time fantasy kiss

BoothAdams

BoothAdams

Gresham, OR
OLD SKOOL

NOV 29, 2002 07:53 PM

CherryRed said:
SpiderMan

No contest

Cherry xx

P.S No, this isn't after seeing the recent movie, this is a long-time fantasy kiss



Don't you think his seman would be a little too sticky?

Cherry

Cherry

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

NOV 29, 2002 08:14 PM

Deadweight said:

Don't you think his seman would be a little too sticky?



Ha ha ha haaa haaa. no really tongue

Cherry xx

Suzy_Lee

Suzy_Lee

Atlanta, GA
November 2002

NOV 29, 2002 08:14 PM

Spideycum

osoesoteric

osoesoteric

Killeen, TX
August 2002

NOV 29, 2002 08:42 PM

Hehe.. he would show you his webshooter.. hehe.. surreal

Toreena

Toreena

SUICIDEGIRL

Canada

NOV 29, 2002 08:46 PM

It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I gurantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?

Sure, why not?

He's an alien, for christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom.
And that would kill him.

Charlie_Stars

Charlie_Stars

USA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 29, 2002 08:50 PM

Toreena said:
It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I gurantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?

Sure, why not?

He's an alien, for christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom.
And that would kill him.



mallrats gotta love that brody guy

pigs9488

pigs9488

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

NOV 29, 2002 08:51 PM

The Green Lantern could make all sorts of sex toys with that ring of his.

astrosaurus

astrosaurus

Lake Elsinore, CA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 29, 2002 09:02 PM

Malphas said:
iron man 2 reasons one he is this rich old guy with viagra and 2 he has a pretty cool themesong courtisy of ozzy osbourne and black sabbath



That song is awesome!
"Iron Man, Iron Man, does what-e-ver an iron can..."

fatelvis5

fatelvis5

Philadelphia, PA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 29, 2002 09:04 PM

Toreena said:
Hi. My name is Toreena. I'd like to take this opportunity to rip off Mallrats. Thanks.




Yup. You sure did.

robot

neon

neon

Brooklyn, NY
November 2002

NOV 29, 2002 10:34 PM

i don't care about any of them superheroes. what about the sexy ass villains like catwoman. or poison ivy. or harley quinn [even though she's not really a villain]. i'd love to get into those girls' panties any day.

mmm.

BoothAdams

BoothAdams

Gresham, OR
OLD SKOOL

NOV 29, 2002 10:36 PM

pigs said:
The Green Lantern could make all sorts of sex toys with that ring of his.



He could also make an affective birth control device, I would assume.

Eris

Eris

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

NOV 29, 2002 10:47 PM

well, sandman isn't a "super hero" but when i was reading the series i actually had a dream that he was my lover and we did all over the damn place.

and he told me i could stay in the dreaming.

i swear.

grahf

grahf

New York, NY
September 2002

NOV 29, 2002 10:54 PM

I give up, I cannot get these pics to work for the life of me. Oh well has anyone heard the joke about Superman trying to have sex with Wonder Woman? He's flying over the city and sees her sunbathing nude on top of a building. He thinks "hmm with my super-speed I could go down there and have sex with her and she'd never even know it." So he flies down and does it and then flies away. "What was that?" says Wonder Woman. "I don't know, but my ass sure hurts!" says The Invisible Man.

[Edited on Nov 29, 2002 by remarek4]

caradoc

caradoc

Baton Rouge, LA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 29, 2002 10:58 PM

The Reverend Jesse Custer: ole' one eye. blackeyed

Brie

Brie

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

NOV 29, 2002 11:52 PM

superhero sex? Gambet, hands down... how could you deny the sexiest x-man there was?

MirkwoodMaiden

MirkwoodMaiden

Richmond, VA
October 2002

NOV 30, 2002 12:03 AM

Brie said:
superhero sex? Gambet, hands down... how could you deny the sexiest x-man there was?



damn someone beat me to to my fellow cajun gambit. but you're right dear. now psyloke is the x-man (or woman) that could rock your world in bed. ninja's a VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY limber if you know what i mean wink

[Edited on Nov 30, 2002 by WingZephyr]

Toreena

Toreena

SUICIDEGIRL

Canada

NOV 30, 2002 12:06 AM

fatelvis5 said:
I realize that any moron would know it was mallrats, and therefor it was nowhere near close to a "rip off", but I'm just a jerk trying to rile Toreena up cause she looks hot when she's pissed.



I know, Elvis.

InVinoVeritas

InVinoVeritas

Flagstaff, AZ
October 2002

NOV 30, 2002 12:08 AM

Death (not lady death but Death the sister of Dream)....I would be worth dieing for!


and of course mt all time favorite Rogue. I seem to have an attraction to women that kill me...

DrStinkypants

DrStinkypants

Saint Paul, MN
October 2002

NOV 30, 2002 01:05 AM

Brie said:
superhero sex? Gambet, hands down... how could you deny the sexiest x-man there was?



wow thats awesome. gambit was always my favorite. i dont know of too many people that like him.

Shaden

shaden

Santa Cruz, CA
October 2002

NOV 30, 2002 01:08 AM

Men:

- Captain America - okay, he's a boyscout but he's also got confidence and I imagine that goes a long way.
- Robin - Something kinky about corrupting a young one.
- Ghost Rider - Flame, Leather. yeah...
- Nightcrawler - I imagine that little devil tail would be kind of fun.

Women:

- Pheonix - The one from the future. Something about the flat top and the duck tail was just a turn on for me.
- Kitty Pryde - She always remained sort of my age. And she's a computer geek. Neat!
- Mary Jane Watson - Come on, who in the world didn't envy Spider-Man!?
- She Hulk - Something really nice about a woman who could rip you in half and yet she would be gentle in bed.

t4tt00

t4tt00

Ventura, CA
November 2002

NOV 30, 2002 06:34 AM

ah thats easy, Jesse Custer, the Preacher.
i mean, he's got the word of God as his power! plus his old lady Tulip is kinda hot

vanillakinky

vanillakinky

Chapel Hill, NC
July 2002

NOV 30, 2002 10:32 AM

HULK sex.........

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