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Lain

Lain

Astoria, NY
April 2004

MAR 21, 2005 12:39 PM

All I got to say....

YOU HAPPY!

I was working at here:


When I walked outside and stepped on this:


Which cause this:



Needless to say...

RUSTY NAILS SUCK ASS!
They hurt like a mother fucker! PLUS THEY RUSTY!

Goddamn construction on 43rd and 8th! I mean wtf!

I believe we are up to 4? Or is it 5?

[Edited on Mar 21, 2005 by Lain]

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

MAR 21, 2005 12:41 PM

Yes, folks, he's done it again! Destined for Hollywood, this one!

P.S. Are you up on your Tetanus shots?

[Edited on Mar 21, 2005 by Frank]

XPOSINGXPINUPX

XPOSINGXPINUPX

Monroe, LA
December 2004

MAR 21, 2005 12:42 PM

I stepped on a straight pen once and it poked all the way through to the other side . It hurted and i cried. ALOT. frown

Idjit

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

MAR 21, 2005 12:42 PM

Knew it was Lain before I even clicked. Why don't you just cut the chase and swallow it? wink

Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

MAR 21, 2005 12:44 PM

You have some tiny ass toes, Lain.

SurfBetty

SurfBetty

Atlantic Beach, FL
December 2003

MAR 21, 2005 12:44 PM


OUCH!


Istepped on a sparkler cinder and it burned it's way into my foot...I still have a scar...I take a pic, but I am not one of those internet foot freaks or anything. wink

SomethingStupid

SomethingStupid

North Hollywood, CA
March 2004

MAR 21, 2005 12:46 PM

Eat it. Eat it! EAT IT! EAT IT!!!

_El_Zilcho_

_El_Zilcho_

Framingham, MA
April 2003

MAR 21, 2005 12:46 PM

That happened to me when I was about 4. I was much more injury prone then than now.

Lain

Lain

Astoria, NY
April 2004

MAR 21, 2005 12:47 PM

Yeah I got my Tetanus shot when I cut my knuckle off.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

MAR 21, 2005 12:48 PM

That has already healed!

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

MAR 21, 2005 12:49 PM

His body is adapting! Modulate your phasers!

Rickets

rickets

Seattle, WA
March 2003

MAR 21, 2005 12:49 PM

Lain said:
Yeah I got my Tetanus shot when I cut my knuckle off.



Good because tetanus is a really uncomfortable way to die. You seem to hurt yourself an awful lot. You might want to try not going anywhere ever.

Lain

Lain

Astoria, NY
April 2004

MAR 21, 2005 12:50 PM

PointBlank said:
That has already healed!




Not my actual foot.

All pictures come off google.

micajah

micajah

Mcallen, TX
January 2003

MAR 21, 2005 12:50 PM

Hahahaha.....I think these are my favorite threads. biggrin

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

MAR 21, 2005 12:50 PM

Lain said:
Yeah I got my Tetanus shot when I cut my knuckle off.


Quoting for posterity's sake.

Doghouse_Reilly

doghouse_reilly

I'm lost
February 2004

MAR 21, 2005 12:50 PM

Lain... I swear... you should get some kind of honorary lifetime acheivement Darwin Award.

There should be a TV crew following you around to just document all the near-misses (which-- let's be honest-- there have to be thousands everyday).

I bet you're on a first name basis with the ER staff by now.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

MAR 21, 2005 12:51 PM

Lain said:

PointBlank said:
That has already healed!




Not my actual foot.

All pictures come off google.


I'm calling bullshit.

And I'm calling collect.

battlin_albright

battlin_albright

Dayton, OH
June 2004

MAR 21, 2005 12:52 PM

I was hoping this wasn't a Lain thread. You poor kid. smile

Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

MAR 21, 2005 12:53 PM

Photoshop.

SouthernBelle

SouthernBelle

Charlotte, NC
December 2004

MAR 21, 2005 12:57 PM

Yay....I get to be a part of a Lain thread from the beginning!! smile

Neyrissa

Neyrissa

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

MAR 21, 2005 12:57 PM

Fucking hell, Lain...always you, isn't it? Hope you got it checked by a doctor and you got your tetanus shot recently... confused

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

MAR 21, 2005 12:59 PM

PointBlank said:

Lain said:

PointBlank said:
That has already healed!




Not my actual foot.

All pictures come off google.


I'm calling bullshit.

And I'm calling collect.



I'll accept the charges.

Lain

Lain

Astoria, NY
April 2004

MAR 21, 2005 01:02 PM

ThisIsIt said:
Hahahaha.....I think these are my favorite threads. biggrin



biggrin

Dejajeva

Dejajeva

Syracuse, IN
December 2003

MAR 21, 2005 01:08 PM

Who else said..." I knew it" when they clicked on thread

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

MAR 21, 2005 01:13 PM

I did the same thing once. Stepped on the nail, went right through my foot and I took a step with the board attached to my foot BEFORE I felt the pain. That, my friend is going to bother you for a long time. frown

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