Happy Channuka!

Happy Channuka!!!!




For my gift, I would like a new Faith set please. Purdy please!?!

Same to you 35mm. This will be the first year that I get to use the menorah that I bought in Jerusalem. My mother bought hers there too. Maybe a tradition has begun. L'chaim (please excuse any butchering of Hebrew on my part, I cannot spell in English none the less in a transliteration) too all!

xo sarah

very cool! I hope i can make it to Jerusalem soon. Happy channuka to all the SG-Jews on the site

::begin sappy message:: in this time of sadness and uncertianty, we all have to stick together and support each other with whats going on in Israel right now. ::end sappyness::

everyone to my house for potato latkes and manashevits wine

Neil

we're having thanksgiving today . . . gotta find the kippas . . . happy channuka. . . . where is that menorah?

[Edited on Nov 29, 2002 by Strawbettie]

Woo hoo! Chanuka! Yay! (Dammit, where's my menora?)

Seriously? Give me a few minutes..

boots.damn it i want boots...just go to the whishlist and you'll see what i mean..dang it

i already got all my presents heh heh. i didn't know it had started yet, but i guess happy channuka. i can't wait to see the adam sandler movie!@#!

happy hanukah everyone! partiallyblind is forcing me to go to dinner, so i'll write more later :-)

tonight is the first night of Channuka...

i need candles... gonna go hit up some chabbadniks... poke 'em a bit while im at it...then im gonna make myself some latkas and light me some candles...

OK, keep in mind that this is a very rough translation, and my Hebrew's gotten a little rusty, but you get the drift of the article.

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A thin woman, with rather large--but firm--breasts, long blond hair, and a ton of makeup, goes in for a job interview. The boss is the head of the company, but he's also in his twenties, white but tanned, and muscular, but not unusually so. She makes a mess of the interview, makes mistakes on many of the questions, and as has happened to all of us during a job interview, she at once takes off the few skimpy pieces of clothing that she was wearing. Within a split second,
she's already lying on his desk, and he's rhythmically moving in and out of her.

His penis is rather large, but hairless. His scrotum is smooth, and he has little if any pubic hair. Of course, since the camera's being held only a few centimeters away, you can see that she doesn't have any hair either. Anywhere. Not pubic hair, nor armpit hair, not on her legs, not on her tummy. When his hairless cock starts coming on her hairless body, always outside,
it will squirt a lot of opaque whitish liquid. Tons. And it won't get absorbed into the skin right away like it does if you choose to come this way at home -- it'll stay there until she has a chance to look at the camera, covered in come, with vague look that implies, it seems, that you, too, can be next in line (even though it would be just as reasonable to conclude that she's just tired).

Looking at mainstream porno flicks, you get the impression that only thin, hairless people --
mostly blondes with firm asses -- are having sex. If you see someone with brown hair, it's only because she's having sex with a blonde, and then it seems that it's okay. But the truth, as we see at home, is that even people with [?] have sex. Even people with stomach hair have sex. Even fat people have sex. Hey, even disabled folks burn up the sheets! In mainstream porn,
fat, hairy, and disabled people can only have sex if it's some kind of fetish; regular people with [?], an average-sized penis, or average breasts don't even exist! I once saw a porn flick with an actor who was slightly short and [?] -- he was a "character actor". (It's possible that people
like that are in porno films too -- they have a lot of dialogue, but never have sex.)

All this causes popular porn magazines to look like "Teen Ma'ariv" in a special edition without underwear, and causes porn films to look like just another episode of "The Bold and the Beautiful," (sometimes with the same amazing dramatic quality). In the end, mainstream porn also achieves a goal similar to that of "Teen Ma'ariv" and telenovels (?) - it disciplines our bodies, our appearances and our emotions, and sets guidelines for them. It teaches us how to we need to look, what we
have to do, and what we should love. Only that in "Teen Ma'ariv," this means being thin and blond and loving Robbie Williams, while in porn flicks it means being thin and blond and giving blow jobs.)

Of course, there's nothing wrong with being thin or blond or enjoying sucking cock (Robbie Williams, now,
that's another story). The problem only begins when it becomes the only way to be a "woman," while the only way to be a "man" is to be thin, muscular, and blond, with a 26 centimeter of hairlessness.

Without trying to dismiss the tastes of who care for this kind of thing, I only get off on porn that seems "real." I love seeing that sometimes there are cuts or scars blemishing the skin that detract from perfection. I love that the body looks like a body, not like some kind of perfume advertisement. I love that there's confusion, misunderstandings, that sometimes [he can't get it up], that they try and it doesn't always work. Maybe because that's how it is in reality, and reality is
enough of a turn-on for me that I don't need whitewashed fantasies. Maybe because without choreography,without perfection, they are [erotic?] in a way that tittilates.

Not surprisingly, most of the porno sites that show "natural" porn, unprepared and unpolished, are feminist sites, by women and for women (mostly lesbians). Sites like sspread.com, On Our Backs, and SuicideGirls (whoohoo! --m.) , try, in midst of an ocean of standard, polished porn, to creates island of alternatives that will give space to feature a wider varietyof body types, which show that it's possible to be sexy and dirty even without undergoing digital retouching, which try to separate sex from the world of clean and shiny fantasties and bring it closer to our lives.

As a broad generalization, people's taste in films resembles their taste in porn. People who like
dark European films, with British losers living on unemployment, tend to like authentic porn. Those that
that go for Hollywood heroes with bulging muscles who jump off the top of blown-out buses and get the blodn at the end will probably go for mainstream porn.

Then again, who cares about the majority? The majority elected Sharon, but only on the radical left
are there people having multiple orgasms.

happy chanukah to all y'all as well.
-I'd say "good yom tov", but I'm not sure Chanukah reall qualifies enough. it probably does.
Dave

this is my menorah-

i cant believe you just did that... you are my hero.

l'chaim! i'm spending the first night of chanukah alone. lame!

me too. me too.

but i'll try to make the best of it...

You guys aren't the only ones.. I picked up two doughnuts but had no one to share them with.. So I had both... Yum..Still can't find my menorah, can I turn on my lava lamp instead?

Double post, sorry.

[Edited on Nov 30, 2002 by mycophile]

Chappy Channukah to you! Cheers to that Faith set! I'm waiting for the new Mohawked Marie as well!



[Edited on Nov 29, 2002 by Lesa]