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The_Happy_Pig

The_Happy_Pig

United Kingdom
December 2004

MAR 20, 2005 01:43 PM

Broken_Gavel said:

the_happy_pig said:
Not with the likes of you on the case for us. I can now sleep safer in my bed.


Have you ever considered a career with the local constabulary?



I've considered looking up the word constabulary to find out what it means, if that's what you mean.



Begging your pardon, how terribly uncosmopolitan of me. For Constabulary, read 'Gendarmerie'

We English sometimes get so wrapped up in our own superiority that we forget the primitive savages that are everyone else in the world tongue

(Good god I hope everyone realizes that was a joke, I don't fancy waking up to the world at my door saying 'Now we'd like a word.....')

llouys

llouys

Brazil
August 2003

MAR 20, 2005 04:48 PM

A cop pulled over a car and approached the driver, a nun.

"Why were you only driving 23 miles per hour on the Highway?" He asked.

"Well, the sign said 23 miles per hour," she replied.

"No, that sign said Highway 23. That's not the speed limit," he said. Then, looking at the other nuns in the car, he asked, "Why do they look so shaken up?"

"We just exited Interstate 196," she answered.



am i a dork?

Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

MAR 20, 2005 04:51 PM

KaliDoom said:
This thread has turned into a lighthearted banter that put a smile on my face before my lovely evening at work. Thank you all.



That is the first time you've ever COMPLIMENTED one of my threads. I just got a warm fuzzy feeling in my heart.

XPOSINGXPINUPX

XPOSINGXPINUPX

Monroe, LA
December 2004

MAR 20, 2005 04:56 PM

RyanDipietro said:

KaliDoom said:
This thread has turned into a lighthearted banter that put a smile on my face before my lovely evening at work. Thank you all.



That is the first time you've ever COMPLIMENTED one of my threads. I just got a warm fuzzy feeling in my heart.


did it replace the guilt and shame of lying about this whole speed sign thing? tongue

Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

MAR 20, 2005 04:59 PM

XPOSINGXPINUPX said:

RyanDipietro said:

KaliDoom said:
This thread has turned into a lighthearted banter that put a smile on my face before my lovely evening at work. Thank you all.



That is the first time you've ever COMPLIMENTED one of my threads. I just got a warm fuzzy feeling in my heart.


did it replace the guilt and shame of lying about this whole speed sign thing? tongue



I swear on my life this sign is real. Just wait, you'll be sorry when you find out i was actually telling the truth this time.

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