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Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

MAR 20, 2005 12:07 PM

But the elderly people of Naples, Fl are fucking stupid. A group of retired ppeps here just had the speed limit in our neighborhood lowered from 25 to.... that's right 23 miles per hour. Now, don't get me wrong, things are always safer for little kids and people walking their dogs and stuff when cars are going slower, but why not 20 miles an hour? I mean, i dont even have a mark on my speedometer for 23 miles an hour! Ghheeeyyy.

kealli

kealli

Chicago, IL
September 2003

MAR 20, 2005 12:12 PM

that sign looks seriously photoshopped. I understand that it is just a prop for your story. tongue

there is a small subdivision by my parent's house that the sign says 13 pmh.

I think it is just to get your attention.

Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

MAR 20, 2005 12:15 PM

kealli said:
that sign looks seriously photoshopped. I understand that it is just a prop for your story. tongue

there is a small subdivision by my parent's house that the sign says 13 pmh.

I think it is just to get your attention.



I was thinking the same thing, but I swear to you it's not. I just took it this morning. I think its just because it's plastic.

NoFi

NoFi

Redondo Beach, CA
February 2004

MAR 20, 2005 12:15 PM

there's a street in torrance, ca where the speed limit is 27MPH and some smart ass wrote a .5 next to it.

it is pretty damn funny actually.

kealli

kealli

Chicago, IL
September 2003

MAR 20, 2005 12:17 PM

wow crazy shznitz!

hey you know. i've been to naples once. my great aunt and uncle live there.

and holy shit its the slowest driving i've ever been in! So i support your generlization through experience.

We also choked when we went to the ocean frown

pygmy

pygmy

Portland, OR
July 2004

MAR 20, 2005 12:17 PM

RyanDipietro said:

kealli said:
that sign looks seriously photoshopped. I understand that it is just a prop for your story. tongue

there is a small subdivision by my parent's house that the sign says 13 pmh.

I think it is just to get your attention.



I was thinking the same thing, but I swear to you it's not. I just took it this morning. I think its just because it's plastic.



If you ever get pulled over for speeding, just explain to the officer "I swear, I thought the sign was photoshopped!" confused

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAR 20, 2005 12:26 PM

RyanDipietro said:
I was thinking the same thing, but I swear to you it's not. I just took it this morning. I think its just because it's plastic.



I'm still saying it's a Photoshop. Have a friend take a picture of you standing in front of the sign...holding a can of string beans....and I'll believe it.

Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

MAR 20, 2005 12:28 PM

Cash said:

RyanDipietro said:
I was thinking the same thing, but I swear to you it's not. I just took it this morning. I think its just because it's plastic.



I'm still saying it's a Photoshop. Have a friend take a picture of you standing in front of the sign...holding a can of string beans....and I'll believe it.



Can't I just photoshop myself with a can of stringbeans in front of it?

Noir

Noir

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

MAR 20, 2005 12:33 PM

pygmy said:

RyanDipietro said:

kealli said:
that sign looks seriously photoshopped. I understand that it is just a prop for your story. tongue

there is a small subdivision by my parent's house that the sign says 13 pmh.

I think it is just to get your attention.



I was thinking the same thing, but I swear to you it's not. I just took it this morning. I think its just because it's plastic.



If you ever get pulled over for speeding, just explain to the officer "I swear, I thought the sign was photoshopped!" confused



Ok, THAT was funny.

*Edited because I'm extra retarded today.


[Edited on Mar 20, 2005 by Noir]

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

MAR 20, 2005 12:38 PM

RyanDipietro said:

Cash said:

RyanDipietro said:
I was thinking the same thing, but I swear to you it's not. I just took it this morning. I think its just because it's plastic.



I'm still saying it's a Photoshop. Have a friend take a picture of you standing in front of the sign...holding a can of string beans....and I'll believe it.



Can't I just photoshop myself with a can of stringbeans in front of it?



Than make it a can of Hominy. No-one can photoshop Hominy.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAR 20, 2005 12:39 PM

RyanDipietro said:
Can't I just photoshop myself with a can of stringbeans in front of it?



I doubt you can make it look real...unless you are some kind of Photoshop Wizard.

Noir

Noir

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

MAR 20, 2005 12:40 PM

psychoholicagogo said:

RyanDipietro said:

Cash said:

RyanDipietro said:
I was thinking the same thing, but I swear to you it's not. I just took it this morning. I think its just because it's plastic.



I'm still saying it's a Photoshop. Have a friend take a picture of you standing in front of the sign...holding a can of string beans....and I'll believe it.



Can't I just photoshop myself with a can of stringbeans in front of it?



Than make it a can of Hominy. No-one can photoshop Hominy.



Um...he could still photoshop the sign on to the picture of him standing there with the beans or hominy or whatever.

Belllla

Belllla

Houston, TX
February 2004

MAR 20, 2005 12:40 PM

kealli said:
that sign looks seriously photoshopped.


Word.

llouys

llouys

Brazil
August 2003

MAR 20, 2005 12:44 PM

pygmy said:

RyanDipietro said:

kealli said:
that sign looks seriously photoshopped. I understand that it is just a prop for your story. tongue

there is a small subdivision by my parent's house that the sign says 13 pmh.

I think it is just to get your attention.



I was thinking the same thing, but I swear to you it's not. I just took it this morning. I think its just because it's plastic.



If you ever get pulled over for speeding, just explain to the officer "I swear, I thought the sign was photoshopped!" confused




That whole concept isn't just applicable here... IT'S A PLATFORM!

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAR 20, 2005 12:45 PM

kealli said:
that sign looks seriously photoshopped.




It's definitely photoshopped. If you enlarge it in Photoshop...you can see that the forger did too good of a job. The border around the speed limit sign is too perfect. There's no distortion in the pixels.

[Edited on Mar 20, 2005 by Cash]

kealli

kealli

Chicago, IL
September 2003

MAR 20, 2005 01:06 PM

Ryan you are SOOOO busted!

tongue

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

MAR 20, 2005 01:10 PM

Cash said:

kealli said:
that sign looks seriously photoshopped.




It's definitely photoshopped. If you enlarge it in Photoshop...you can see that the forger did too good of a job. The border around the speed limit sign is too perfect. There's no distortion in the pixels.

[Edited on Mar 20, 2005 by Cash]


It's also not a signpost for a speed limit sign, there is no mount for the sign.

Unless the old people in Naples put it up themselves with super glue. confused

Oracle

Oracle

Courtenay, BC
September 2003

MAR 20, 2005 01:12 PM

Noir said:

pygmy said:

RyanDipietro said:

kealli said:
that sign looks seriously photoshopped. I understand that it is just a prop for your story. tongue

there is a small subdivision by my parent's house that the sign says 13 pmh.

I think it is just to get your attention.



I was thinking the same thing, but I swear to you it's not. I just took it this morning. I think its just because it's plastic.



If you ever get pulled over for speeding, just explain to the officer "I swear, I thought the sign was photoshopped!" confused



Ok, THAT was funny.

*Edited because I'm extra retarded today.


[Edited on Mar 20, 2005 by Noir]




ya that was way funny

kealli

kealli

Chicago, IL
September 2003

MAR 20, 2005 01:14 PM

SirPsychoSexy said:

Cash said:

kealli said:
that sign looks seriously photoshopped.




It's definitely photoshopped. If you enlarge it in Photoshop...you can see that the forger did too good of a job. The border around the speed limit sign is too perfect. There's no distortion in the pixels.

[Edited on Mar 20, 2005 by Cash]


It's also not a signpost for a speed limit sign, there is no mount for the sign.

Unless the old people in Naples put it up themselves with super glue. confused




yeah but in rich communities the sign posts do look like that. and naples is fuuulllll of rich old ppl communities.

so .. hrm i dunno.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAR 20, 2005 01:22 PM

KaliDoom said:
Also, have you ever been to Naples? EVERYTHING is too perfect.



I know what you're trying to say...but it would still have no effect on the actual picture. No matter how perfect the sign may be in real life...the image will distort when it is enlarged....unless, of course, the image has been doctored.

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

MAR 20, 2005 01:22 PM

kealli said:
yeah but in rich communities the sign posts do look like that. and naples is fuuulllll of rich old ppl communities.

so .. hrm i dunno.


Yeah, i lived in a place with signposts like that, but I did what Cash suggested, and the post is round, yet there are not bolts holding the sign to the post. If you zoom in it looks as if it is just magically floating there.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAR 20, 2005 01:35 PM

Broken_Gavel said:


It's the perfect crime. . .



It's crazy...but it just...might...work.

The_Happy_Pig

The_Happy_Pig

United Kingdom
December 2004

MAR 20, 2005 01:36 PM

Broken_Gavel said:

KaliDoom said:

SirPsychoSexy said:

kealli said:
yeah but in rich communities the sign posts do look like that. and naples is fuuulllll of rich old ppl communities.

so .. hrm i dunno.


Yeah, i lived in a place with signposts like that, but I did what Cash suggested, and the post is round, yet there are not bolts holding the sign to the post. If you zoom in it looks as if it is just magically floating there.



I think the sign is actually inside of a metal frame that is bolted on from the back. The sign itself covers up the bolts. The rich old folk can't have any unsightly bolts hanging about in their neighbourhood.
wink



And I think Dipietro's playing us for suckers. Don't you see? It's a classic scam! He comes here, joins the community, establishes credibility (sort of) for nearly a year through more than two thousand posts, and then cons us all by posting a photoshopped speed limit sign.

It's the perfect crime. . .



Not with the likes of you on the case for us. I can now sleep safer in my bed.


Have you ever considered a career with the local constabulary?

PullOffMyWings

PullOffMyWings

HOPEFUL

Mission Viejo, CA

MAR 20, 2005 01:40 PM

this picture was taken in downtown Disney. that's right. that's me pointing at an unphotoshopped 14 mph sign.

Rhys

Rhys

SUICIDEGIRL

Florida, USA

MAR 20, 2005 01:40 PM

florida is infested with angry elderly people, tourists, and white trash.

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