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crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

NOV 28, 2002 10:42 PM

I know it was one of you bastards ....

partiallyblind

partiallyblind

United Kingdom
OLD SKOOL

NOV 28, 2002 10:43 PM

don't look at me. i think he took it

*points*

AvantTard

AvantTard

Lakewood, WA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 28, 2002 10:43 PM

I found it tangled up in my blankets.

I'm not giving it back until you return my underpants.

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

NOV 28, 2002 10:49 PM

I have no underwear ... uh, I mean ... I have no one else's underwear ....

where is my freaking lighter?
damn lighter thieves ....

Atrasties

Atrasties

Calgary, AB
November 2002

NOV 28, 2002 10:49 PM

i found your underpants, where's my other sock?

AvantTard

AvantTard

Lakewood, WA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 28, 2002 10:51 PM

Atrasties said:
i found your underpants, where's my other sock?



I boxed it up with all your dresses that you left behind. Give me back all those records you borrowed, and I'll put your books in the box as well.

I'm sorry, but we're over.

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

NOV 28, 2002 10:52 PM

wait ... I do have an extra sock ... but where is my lighter?

Atrasties

Atrasties

Calgary, AB
November 2002

NOV 28, 2002 10:54 PM

oh well at least the sex was good and here's all your John Denver.

AvantTard

AvantTard

Lakewood, WA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 28, 2002 10:57 PM

HEY! Where's my "Frampton Comes Alive"???? You holding out on me?

Alright, here are your Harlequin Romance Novels and Thomas the Tank Engine coloring books. Rrreaaarr.

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

NOV 28, 2002 11:01 PM

AvantTard said:
HEY! Where's my "Frampton Comes Alive"???? You holding out on me?



Oh, that stays with me ... they don't make 8-tracks like that anymore.

But I still want my lighter ....

kidnothing

kidnothing

San Jose, CA
October 2002

NOV 28, 2002 11:12 PM

*throws back another shot* SHIT YEAH!!! this is almost as good as a show on the WB!

Atrasties

Atrasties

Calgary, AB
November 2002

NOV 28, 2002 11:18 PM

you said you lusted me, and where the hell is my chipmunks in jamaica christmas cd?

kidnothing

kidnothing

San Jose, CA
October 2002

NOV 28, 2002 11:21 PM

*kicks cd under the sofa* that dude has it! *points*

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

NOV 28, 2002 11:25 PM

okay ... my filter is starting to get soggy, I could really use that lighter ...

AvantTard

AvantTard

Lakewood, WA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 28, 2002 11:29 PM

Atrasties said:
you said you lusted me, and where the hell is my chipmunks in jamaica christmas cd?



Maybe it's buddied up with my magazine collection! Where's my copy of the newsstand special "Tom Hanks - America's Greatest Actor!"???

The best part is that if you flip it over, it's actually TWO magazines! As a bonus, you get "Julia Roberts - America's Greatest Actress!"

I also want my issues of Seventeen, Right On! (circa 1989), BOP! and any other magazine whose name ends in an exclamation point.

MirkwoodMaiden

MirkwoodMaiden

Richmond, VA
October 2002

NOV 28, 2002 11:32 PM

*whistles to himself in a corner*

[Edited on Nov 28, 2002 by WingZephyr]

kidnothing

kidnothing

San Jose, CA
October 2002

NOV 28, 2002 11:44 PM

WingZephyr said:
*whistles to himself in a corner*

[Edited on Nov 28, 2002 by WingZephyr]



no one suspects the butterfly...

MirkwoodMaiden

MirkwoodMaiden

Richmond, VA
October 2002

NOV 29, 2002 12:15 AM

what u talking about i'm just standing here minding my own buisness. you may want to go talk to that guy over there.

*points*

TinfoilHalo

TinfoilHalo

Pittsburgh, PA
October 2002

NOV 29, 2002 12:21 AM

Hey , what's up ? Why are you pointing at me ? Why's he looking at me like that ? This is freaking me out . I'm outta here!!!

P.S. I'll bet you that your lighter's in the LAST place that you look . Heh,heh..that stupid ass comment cracks me up EVERY time I hear it . HEY , STOP POINTING AT ME!!!! shocked

AvantTard

AvantTard

Lakewood, WA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 29, 2002 12:56 AM

TinfoilHalo said:
P.S. I'll bet you that your lighter's in the LAST place that you look . Heh,heh..that stupid ass comment cracks me up EVERY time I hear it . HEY



It's especially stupid since I make a habit of continuing to look for something AFTER I've already found it.

Stupid people.

lilyluv

lilyluv

San Diego, CA
November 2002

NOV 29, 2002 12:59 AM

bijou is queen of lighter thieves. surreal

Emily

Emily

SUICIDEGIRL

Alaska, USA

NOV 29, 2002 08:23 AM

I lost mine too.. frown

DemiGauge

DemiGauge

Gresham, OR
November 2002

NOV 29, 2002 12:29 PM

soyou found you lighter..heh? thought i had it..oh well*throws lighter out*

kidnothing

kidnothing

San Jose, CA
October 2002

NOV 29, 2002 12:33 PM

Emily said:
I lost mine too.. frown



this thief must be good cause... *looks around* mines missing now. maybe we should consult the lighter thief queen on this one.

Charlie_Stars

Charlie_Stars

USA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 29, 2002 12:38 PM

i got my lighter but which one of you snagged my smokes?

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