where the fuck is my lighter??

I know it was one of you bastards ....

don't look at me. i think he took it

*points*

I found it tangled up in my blankets.

I'm not giving it back until you return my underpants.

I have no underwear ... uh, I mean ... I have no one else's underwear ....

where is my freaking lighter?
damn lighter thieves ....

i found your underpants, where's my other sock?

I boxed it up with all your dresses that you left behind. Give me back all those records you borrowed, and I'll put your books in the box as well.

I'm sorry, but we're over.

wait ... I do have an extra sock ... but where is my lighter?

oh well at least the sex was good and here's all your John Denver.

HEY! Where's my "Frampton Comes Alive"???? You holding out on me?

Alright, here are your Harlequin Romance Novels and Thomas the Tank Engine coloring books. Rrreaaarr.

Oh, that stays with me ... they don't make 8-tracks like that anymore.

But I still want my lighter ....

*throws back another shot* SHIT YEAH!!! this is almost as good as a show on the WB!

you said you lusted me, and where the hell is my chipmunks in jamaica christmas cd?

*kicks cd under the sofa* that dude has it! *points*

okay ... my filter is starting to get soggy, I could really use that lighter ...

Maybe it's buddied up with my magazine collection! Where's my copy of the newsstand special "Tom Hanks - America's Greatest Actor!"???

The best part is that if you flip it over, it's actually TWO magazines! As a bonus, you get "Julia Roberts - America's Greatest Actress!"

I also want my issues of Seventeen, Right On! (circa 1989), BOP! and any other magazine whose name ends in an exclamation point.

*whistles to himself in a corner*

[Edited on Nov 28, 2002 by WingZephyr]

no one suspects the butterfly...

what u talking about i'm just standing here minding my own buisness. you may want to go talk to that guy over there.

*points*

Hey , what's up ? Why are you pointing at me ? Why's he looking at me like that ? This is freaking me out . I'm outta here!!!

P.S. I'll bet you that your lighter's in the LAST place that you look . Heh,heh..that stupid ass comment cracks me up EVERY time I hear it . HEY , STOP POINTING AT ME!!!!

It's especially stupid since I make a habit of continuing to look for something AFTER I've already found it.

Stupid people.

bijou is queen of lighter thieves.

soyou found you lighter..heh? thought i had it..oh well*throws lighter out*

this thief must be good cause... *looks around* mines missing now. maybe we should consult the lighter thief queen on this one.

i got my lighter but which one of you snagged my smokes?