NEWS: Give the Gift of Life to...Yourself?

Kinda what I was thinking. Sounds like hooey to me. Blatantly sexist hooey.

And the Kids in the Hall should be referenced EVERYWHERE! And the Dave Foley of the early 1990s should be cloned and given to me to marry. *sigh* He was such a brilliant cutie back then.

[Edited to add...don't women die at older ages than men because, since we're encouraged to be more open with our emotions and therefore handle stress better, we're less likely to die from heart attacks at the age of 48 from repressed stuff? That's a book I thought was shut.]

[Edited on Mar 20, 2005 12:42PM]

i get all the iron i need by eating old transmissions. mmm mmm crunchy.

[Edited on Mar 23, 2005 by ocuinneagain]

then bloodletting is back in style. time ti go get certifued.

Yay for bloodletting



^^ fucking dammit

[Edited on Mar 20, 2005 by Jeff_Fries]

I think I'll just stick to my nosebleeds when the weather is too dry, and leave the menstration to the women, and the leeches to those who want to be more hardcore.