"Is this true!?"

Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

Heh. "Get her." That was your whole plan. I like it. It was scientific.

Egon. Your mucus.

I'll go back to Ms. Barrett's apartment and check her out...
I mean... I'll go check out Ms. Barrett's apartment.

I'm going to go for broke...

I am MADLY in love with you.

And then she threw me out of her life. She thought I was a creep. She thought I was a geek. And probably wasn't the first.

Slow down. Chew your food.

Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?

We came, we saw... we kicked it's ASS~!

Now, for the entrapment we're going to have to charge you 4 thousand, four big ones. But we are having a special on proton charges and storage fees, and that's only going to come to one thousand.

Jeanine, with your qualifications, I'm sure you'd have NO problems finding a job in either the food service or house cleaning industries.

I'm sorry I didn't get to meet you, sir, and I'm glad you're feeling better. You're still very pale, though. Maybe get some sun.

I'm going to bring this up at the next tenants meeting. There aren't supposed to be any pets in the building.

*bump*

Dude

I always shrugged at Dan Aykroyd, but reading through this thread, and considering some of his other work, it might be fair to say he's sort of a comic genius, or at least a considerable talent (the comedic scriptwriting equivalent of Howard Hawks).

I have always had a total brain crush on the man.

Oddly I find myself saying this to my bosses on an almost daily basis:

If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

There is no Dana only Zuul!

What a lovely singing voice you must have.

(Side note: My friend named his cat Egon.)

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Peck: And would this storage facility be located on these premises?
Venkman: Yes.
Peck: And may I see this storage facility?
Venkman: No.
Peck: And why not, Mr. Venkman?
Venkman: Because you did not use the magic word.

And what is the magic word Mr. Venkman?