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SquidProQuo

Horsham, PA

April 2004

MAR 15, 2005 12:00 PM

CULTURE: Those Zany Ebayers

An anonymous Ebay auctioneer is trying to save his marriage by selling off his collection of Barbie dolls.

Of course, in the proud tradition of "naked guitar guy" and "guy who defecated on ex-wife's wedding dress", this gentleman is posing in freakish drag on a couch with his 12-inch boxed lovelies, and includes pitiful pleas to the potential bidders. Apparently, his marriage is in danger of falling apart because of his doll fetish. From the item description:

My wife told me I have to sell ALL MY BARBIES or SHE'S LEAVING ME! PLEASE HELP!

AS of 3 PM, the auction is just shy of $300, with the reserve price not yet met. Bidding ends today, and hopefully so will the madness. I don't ever want to see another lunch item bearing the likenesses of seven of the twelve Apostles, or a "ghost cane". Save your money, people.

[hat tip:Random Fuckbag. I can't resist a useless Ebay story.]

Jem

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

MAR 15, 2005 04:06 PM

he doesn't even have any good barbies.
the twat.

the picture of him and the barbies is fabulous however.

unravled

Portland, OR

August 2003

MAR 15, 2005 04:17 PM

I want that dress.

KorbenDallas

Qatar

January 2005

MAR 15, 2005 04:17 PM

I'd hate to see his wife!

luckyride

Portland, OR

May 2003

MAR 15, 2005 04:18 PM

that picture is fucking hilarious

kaskata

Brighton, MI

October 2004

MAR 15, 2005 04:18 PM

that picture is a bit on the disturbing side...

somehow i expected that he would have more than 13 barbies, inorder for it to be marriage ending

5ubv3rt

United Kingdom

March 2005

MAR 15, 2005 04:28 PM

Jem said:
he doesn't even have any good barbies.
the twat.

lol....

There's some really crazy stuff going on eBay these days. Ghost in a jar was one of my favourites.

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL

November 2004

MAR 15, 2005 04:36 PM

Isn't this thread title a little racist? I'm just saying.

tyten

Columbia, MO

November 2004

MAR 15, 2005 04:54 PM

racist? where do you get that idea? honestly. we're talking about some nutjob in a dress.

evil_homer

San Francisco, CA

January 2004

MAR 15, 2005 05:01 PM

Maybe it's the facial hair, but he looks like Jack Black.

djsilverman

Brooklyn, NY

March 2004

MAR 15, 2005 05:02 PM

nobody won the auction. i wonder if he's going to relist it. or better yet! maybe he'll do another perfomance!! do you think his wife'll divorce him now that he didn't get rid of them?

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAR 15, 2005 05:02 PM

jesus.

SomethingStupid

North Hollywood, CA

March 2004

MAR 15, 2005 05:09 PM

Thistle said:
jesus.

Can you believe that a single image can be so sexy?

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL

November 2004

MAR 15, 2005 05:17 PM

tyten said:
racist? where do you get that idea? honestly. we're talking about some nutjob in a dress.

i was joking, cuz this one time, there was this other thread.....oh nevermind.

LostIdentity

Westville, NJ

October 2004

MAR 15, 2005 05:24 PM

what exactly is wrong with a male having a doll collection? Unless he actually plays with them or something, I don't get it. Some of those things can be worth thousands years from now

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NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

MAR 15, 2005 05:24 PM

Jem said:
he doesn't even have any good barbies.
the twat.

Hahaha yeah, with all the fuss and the wearing of dresses and such, you'd think they'd be vintage or something.

mylf

Framingham, MA

April 2003

MAR 15, 2005 05:38 PM

Hey one of those is the Barbie my daughter is missing!

ummmm...

yeah what a nutjob...

daniofthedead

Philadelphia, PA

June 2004

MAR 15, 2005 06:23 PM

yeah fuck him! his barbie's arent of any interest to me! jerk!

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAR 15, 2005 06:30 PM

it's kind of amusing to me that his wife wants to divorce him because he's obsessed with barbie dolls and not because he's insane enough to create a picture of himself that looks like the one above. check out the sun- it's totally stoked on the barbies.

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAR 15, 2005 06:31 PM

i don't think cross dressing is insane, by the way, i just think it's a rather inappropriate way to market barbies.

Jerry_Coke

United Kingdom

May 2004

MAR 15, 2005 06:31 PM

"But honey! They're not dolls! They're action figures!"

dopespike

Columbus, OH

October 2003

MAR 15, 2005 06:32 PM

My ex has that entire collection

Feild

Quakertown, PA

December 2004

MAR 15, 2005 07:57 PM

Thistle said:

jesus.

uh...excuse me sir...how much for the large bearded barbie on the couch?

[Edited on Mar 15, 2005 10:59PM]

SYH

Redford, MI

February 2003

MAR 15, 2005 08:48 PM

$60 flat-rate shipping?!

As if that picture wasn't bad enough...

RockRBoy

Brooklyn, NY

August 2004

MAR 15, 2005 08:59 PM

Dude the sun in that pic fucking cracked me up.

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