Did you see the UFO last night???

This is what my mom asked me asked last night in an email.
She believes that it came out of Mount St. Helens.

How do I respond?

"Yes, I did."

I was ON that UFO last night ... and your mom is hot.

"It was GLORIOUS!"

Shooting pool with Sasquatch in the rumpus room, you didn't catch that bit.

Yes, but I was upside down at the time so it looked my like an Unidentified Falling Object. Also, call Timmy's mom and tell her he's been shaking me for milk money again.

[Edited on Mar 14, 2005 by robosagogo]

Me and all of the grays were all like, "check out that mom, yo!" ... and then they removed the probe from my ass and turned off the invisoray and the paralysis ray and I was all like, "please take me home".

We did buzz The White House two or three times just for fun ... like those sniper bullets could do anything to the Saucer5000.

Poseur weapons.

Just say, "DID I!! I GOT PROBED!!"

"No but i did see the easter bunny and santa claus getting into an argument over a game of texas hold'em"

i thought my mom was a little odd when she told me that she thinks theres a ghost in her house. and then there was the time that she was convinced that what she heard in my sisters room (shes away at school) was a person, who she thought must have broken in (It turned out to be nothing). Shes never claimed to have seen a UFO though...

UFO Mom e-mail = "Meet Christian Singles.."

double teh suck

[Edited on Mar 14, 2005 by BossDJ]

That's strange. I didn't see a UFO, and I was outside flying my huge black kite with blinking lights all night.

Wow. These replies suck. And so here is another sucky reply to add tot he other sucky replies.

Just tell her that you are gay.

just tell her it was a meteor

That's the best! Thanks for the advice!
I can't wait to hear how she works aliens into this one.

ask her if it came from uranus

Beep boop baap Boo Bahhh!!!!!

this is actually weird, last night I thought I saw a UFO... and then I had a dream about it.

My God, its full of stars....

Tell her UFOs are often seen around volcanos, and fault lines. (True.)
Construct a theory explaining that this is because anyone who lives near an active volcano or major active fault might have been poisoned by outgassing. (Not completely implausible.)
As an alternative, suggest that all UFOs are more interested in natural phenomena, which they can find all over the place, than they would be in humans. (Makes sense to me.)

I saw it, but I see one every night.